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Cleon-Fonte Rank: BL Wedge

Cleon-Fonte

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If somebody ever asks for a definition of the term 'giffer spec', show them this picture.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-sirion-automatic-reliable-economic/401164747208?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D37474%26meid%3D27261fac624a41d4b5578ea43aeb0186%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D24%26sd%3D191933357429

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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I'm gonna have to annoy Old Man about that Camry.

 

Meanwhile...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-MG-Midget-1500-Carmine-Red/152169668220?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D37474%26meid%3D1ec4e934e04d447eade930166253ac0e%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D172274389006

 

*sigh*...

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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I like the honesty of that. It's not like you'd be disappointed or anything at least.

Indeed - no danger of being accused of over selling it.

 

OTH - It has "MOT till August" - so flippin short, then really, unless it's August 2017.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Blimey, a fibreglass bonnet cock.

 

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I thought it was the mark left from where a giant wearing an Argos trainer trod on it

Dead_E23 Rank: Renault 16

Dead_E23

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People who viewed that Cuore also viewed this nearly-Avanzato 4x4 turbo kei:

 

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Sounds like it has an OMGHGF oil leak, but is at £499.99 and no bids.  Looks like a go-er.  Does she go, sir?  Eh? Eh?  

  • Laseraligningfoofooflanges and Aston Martin
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Some basic man maths: Take a £500 motorbike, make it look £300 worse and try and sell it for £1,400. Don't forget to describe it as 'a stunning classic which has had a lot of work done to bring it back to mint condition' because nobody will notice the rusty fuel tank, rusty handlebars, rusty indicator stems, lacquer peeled engine casings and stupidly fucking awful seat. 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CG-125-1976-Retro-classic-cafe-racer-custom-leaner-legal-motor-/162156684727?hash=item25c14aa5b7:g:YWYAAOSwbsBXlc9O

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those who play with loaded spray guns, and those who really fucking shouldn't. You dig'

 

'Stupid & Co'

 

ANYTHING at all?

 

(FFS, Dave, it's that fruitcake again) Yes, ANYTHING at all

 

'Ok, I'd like a bearded, constipated Van Morrison facing Elvis Presley before he had the operation to remove his cunt ear. Maybe have the Bee-Gees in the background and an elephant with some rope coming out of it's arse for good measure'

 

No problems, ace, it'll be ready Tuesday... 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-61-59000-miles-Nissan-Navara-2-5dCi-Tekna-AIR-BRUSHED-TAILGATE-/322192130415?hash=item4b0425c16f:g:pAcAAOSwygJXh4qD

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Business idea: Got to Hobbycraft, buy £250's worth of shit and a load of glue. Take a picture of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen's undercrakers, be 'inspired' by some wankshaft magazine feature and BINGO!

 

'Oh, hooray. Good old Aunt Mable has left us ten grand in her will. Shall we buy a timeshare in Spain, get an extension on the house or replace our worn out Ford Focus? I know! We'll spent the whole lot on this big glorified fibreglass shitbox. I'm completely and utterly entranced by the tie back curtains and kitsch table and wineglasses and have thus overlooked the glued on trailer board and stupid green paint.'

 

Said no fucker, ever.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1963-Thomson-Glendale-Retro-Caravan-Stunning-Unique-Restoration-/322208307800?hash=item4b051c9a58:g:YqAAAOSwTZ1Xmf2U

 

 

 

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