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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-granada-2-litre-L-saloon/231914932981?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D8c2ff88fb46c4dab8e6325f29b131f88%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D231914905341

So far so normal , tidyish 2.0 L with obligatory Ghia alloys.

But, what's this?

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Yes, it's been fitted with switchable electric power steering, perhaps if Zuffenhausen had fitted one of these switches there wouldn't have been as much criticism of the 991's steering.

  • Junkman and danthecapriman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-mk-1-Genuine-3-litre-GT-early-facelift-1972-RS3100-replica-/351710523804?hash=item51e394b19c:g:9fkAAOSwVghXE6j0

 

 

As I type this it's 99p. I expect by tomorrow morning it'll be about eleventy cajillion quid.

  • anonymous user, Junkman and danthecapriman
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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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Hmm. Now I think about it, it was at that price before. Is it a rubbish way of getting interest or he needs it gone and not updated the description??

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-200-te-rat-look-ratrod-custom-7-seater-estate-lacquered-rust-one-off/322071194434?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140221143405%26meid%3D74ae73702b6840ceaeae634192af2192%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D20%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D172170704231

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Spent thousands apparently, not MOT'd or roadworthy obviously.

Fucking up the tai lights with a blow lamp isn't a good idea either, another top tip from a Ratluktwat there.

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Presumably the maniacs bidding want the wheels or something.

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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Where are all these barns they keep finding these cars in? Every barn I've ever been in has been full of hay or animals. If I was a farmer in the business of breeding sheep or whatever, I'd have them in the barn not use it to corner the market in Renault 25's. What next it'll be 'Ford Ka - pig sty allotment find'

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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'We found the best example we could find' - then ruined it. Has it been on fire at the back? I'd love to know what they were on when they come up with the paint scheme, whatever it is I'll have some.

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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'We found the best example we could find' - then ruined it. Has it been on fire at the back? I'd love to know what they were on when they come up with the paint scheme, whatever it is I'll have some.

 

 

the wheels and tyres are brand new costing £1000

 

 

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it needs a new battery as its totally dead

 

Dubber Logic innit. And don't even get me started on:

 

the whole exterior was paint stripped and sanded to bare metal then left to surface rust before covering in clear coat

 

 

and

 

it will need a back light as we experimented with a blow torch to get a scorched effect and went a little too far

 

 

VERDICT: CABBAGE.

  • UltraWomble, Jerzy Woking and Urko
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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Same geezer selling the pre-facelift ZX estate has now listed a matching white AX 11 TZX....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-CITROEN-AX11-TZX-3-DOOR-MARK-1-MK1-/141962876438

 

Looks flamin' lovely!

 

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Driving a car with a Straight 8 engine, even if only once, is on my bucket list.

I imagine it's like riding an art deco mountain bike in top gear. No top end, just a shiteload of torque.

  • Lacquer Peel and rml2345
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sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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The rear suspension mounts on my Focus must be Rat Look then. I'll tell the MOT tester that I'm going for the Rat Look on the brake pipes, he'll be fine with that.

  • xtriple, Lacquer Peel and SiC
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I'd love to know what they were on when they come up with the paint scheme, whatever it is I'll try to avoid it like a hole im my head.

 

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