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Same geezer selling the pre-facelift ZX estate has now listed a matching white AX 11 TZX....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-CITROEN-AX11-TZX-3-DOOR-MARK-1-MK1-/141962876438

 

Looks flamin' lovely!

 

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What an abomination on a classic! However I secretly think it's cool + quite like it and I really don't know why...

 

Reminds me a bit of the batmobile

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I mean, these were never about outright power but 310hp just ain't much is it? Seems even less these days. (Speaking as a man who's most powerful car has like 75hp or something...)

 

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The nsx was never mega fast but it made up for it in other areas such as handling and not bursting into flames or shitting its engine 6000 miles after a rebuild like the Italians.

 

It had a huge influence on the Italian super cars as you could actually use the nsx everyday, which made Ferrari and the like up their quality and reliability probably ultimately making them more boring .

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I mean, these were never about outright power but 310hp just ain't much is it? Seems even less these days. (Speaking as a man who's most powerful car has like 75hp or something...)

But don't forget it was designed in an era where the Japs were conservative on their power outputs. It does show how far the bhp wars has come though. Hot/super hatches aren't hot nowadays unless they have at least 300bhp.

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FFS

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Eldorado-Touring-Coupe-/131785559320

Hi, my name is Claris, I'm a 24yr old cadillac, with penchant for leather!, hence me being dressed front and back in a fetching cream shade.

I have a big V8 heart, 4.9ltr, so as you can imagine I have a lot of revs to give to the right person!!. As you may have noticed I do have a large bum
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...etc etc, it goes on.

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I dont know if its a love of the underdog but I would really like a Montego (like this) one day. Sadly Austin Rover took a sabatical from Sweden in the 1980s so I'm not going to find one here. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Montego-Only-63000-Miles-From-New-Same-Owner-Since-2001-/131774277499?hash=item1eae5be77b:g:WcsAAOSwDuJW0Gwy

 

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....as an aside its very very annoying that when you search Montego in Ebay it comes up with all these Montego Blue BMWs. Stop that!!

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Whoever typed that deserves a good shoeing.

 

 

 

Is it wrong to like this? It's sort of a bit gopping but also really ace...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-P-PEUGEOT-306-2-0l-GTI-6-16V-CABRIOLET-DIMMA-FUTURE-CLASSIC-AND-INVESTMENT-/331834730869?hash=item4d42e42975:g:RC4AAOSw6oBXFOtf

 

 

I would defo roll round in that.

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Whoever typed that deserves a good shoeing.

 

 

 

Is it wrong to like this? It's sort of a bit gopping but also really ace...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-P-PEUGEOT-306-2-0l-GTI-6-16V-CABRIOLET-DIMMA-FUTURE-CLASSIC-AND-INVESTMENT-/331834730869?hash=item4d42e42975:g:RC4AAOSw6oBXFOtf

 

 

I would defo roll round in that.

 

It's a product of its time; in 50 years or so some pretentious Stephen Bayley alike will be discussing Dimma and their finer points in hushed tones.

They're more or less the equivalent of what hot rods were / are, albeit with 100% more Kappa track suits and weed.

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Or down the 'value' end of the market.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Rover-Montego-for-restoration-/301929603378?hash=item464c682132:g:29IAAOSwhDdXD9tk

 

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"A fair appraisal of the car is its in original non tampered condition, which reflects its miles, age and the fact it was made by Austin"

 

 

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Handy ebay tip, always park next to some fly-tipping when taking your photographs especially if you don't have a working bonnet prop

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-FORD-CORTINA-red-and-gold-/252359022159?hash=item3ac1c5164f:g:SA4AAOSwgn5XE9e5

 

I've seen this around quite often over the last few years, including before it was red. It has worn various wheels over the years, I never knew it had a pinto in it until now

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So, so close:

 

Got the Reliant and the Rialto in the right order: CHECK

 

Not a single mention of O F and fucking H: CHECK.

 

No blow up dolls, suit cases or hilarious* Uncle Albert lookalikes: CHECK

 

Mentions 'It is what is it': FAIL 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-rialto-estate-se-/252360197943?hash=item3ac1d70737:g:kW0AAOSwYmZXFSJX

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It's a product of its time; in 50 years or so some pretentious Stephen Bayley alike will be discussing Dimma and their finer points in hushed tones.

They're more or less the equivalent of what hot rods were / are, albeit with 100% more Kappa track suits and weed.

 

 

Dimma 205s are beautiful things, always wanted one.

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Breathtaking Avenger...it says so.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BREATHTAKING-HILLMAN-AVENGER-1600-SUPER-ESTATE-34-000Mls-1-FAMILY-OWNER-34-YEARS-/201561721219?hash=item2eee03c983:g:jJMAAOSwKfVXD1ju

 

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A once in a life time opportunity to acquire what is almost certainly the lowest mileage finest original condition 1974 Hillman Avenger Mk1 early facelift 1600 Super estate available anywhere - worldwide

 

Fairly specific scope there

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