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This is hilarious.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-306-turbo-diesel/1161220831

 

Scroll through the photos to the engine 'fusebox' also, that mileage!

 

I like the boot photo!

 

I knew I was on to something good when the man I bought my Probe from picked me up at the railway station in a 306 diesel with around 500,000 on the clock. That is the kind of person I will happily purchase a car from any day.

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Interesting* coloured 147 Facelift mot failure for 500 quid.

 

Hardly the end of the world. Basically needs an exhaust and 2 tyres.

 

 

Horn not working (1.6.2a)

nearside Headlamp insecure (1.7.3)
centre Exhaust system not adequately supported (7.1.1)
front Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
nearside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
offside Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/spares-or-repairs-alfa-romeo-147-t-spark-lusso-1.6/1162308314

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To be fair if you put them on a Renault, it probably will save fuel ... as they'll cause the electrics to freak out and FTP.

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'1996 NISSAN BROWN'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-NISSAN-BROWN-THE-NUMBER-PLATE-DOES-NOT-COME-WITH-THE-VEHICLE-/322058619815?hash=item4afc308ba7:g:fvEAAOSwLpdW~Wpu

 

 

'The centre console was eaten by a giant lobster, and there's a couple of knobs hanging down in the back'

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Well gie it back to the large gentleman then!

 

TBF, I did too, it's all the way back to Custom Car 1973, isn't it?

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 I’d like to find my Hilux a home
And furnish it with cherry
Teach blindfold driving and periscope lessons
To snow white turtle doves

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-hilux-pickup-/272194639163?hash=item3f6010953b:g:bE8AAOSwAvJW~UxG

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I know, crazy. At what point did he think, 'I know, I'll take a picture of the fucking rats nest of cables and wires in the boot, hanging out of a Chinese amp and draped over a carpet covered tea chest, that'll sell the car' doh!

 

 

In other news, I like that 325tds.

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I must be ill, I've pressed "Like" on not one but two Fords on this page, and genuinely meant it for both of them!

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