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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'PHWOARR! One fur burger, please'

 

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Would you like fanny batter with that?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mobile-catering-van-unique-ready-business-Ford-Transit-The-Panini-Van-/172132763004?hash=item2813e9857c:g:QaEAAOSwGotWj-DO

 

 

'not just a van but a business that is ready to go'

 

Thank God for that, for one fleeting minute I thought £13,000 got me a £450 Transit van with a hole cut in the side, some old blackboard and a chip pan

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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i'm one of those folks that don't like clowns, but that looks more like Mr Jelly.....

 

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but yes, that clown n the mini ice cream van is disturbing.

It was a clown? Thank goodness for that, I thought it was a skeleton making a threatening gesture with a suppository

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Faded paint, big dent in O/S rear door (reversed into recently), leaking rear N/S suspension (as pictured). The rear wheels look like: / \ indicating worn rear arm bushes. Will probably need new arms too given the state of the bushes. The wheels flop around quite alarmingly given that I recently drove this car 90 miles! The battery has also gone completely flat and will probably need replacing or properly charging.

 

If anyone is still reading at this point then I'm genuinely surprised.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citro-n-bx-19-tgd/1159696632

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-709d-Campervan-Motorhome-Live-in-Rustic-Wood-Glamping-One-Off-grid-/361511243244?hash=item542bbfcdec:g:RlMAAOSwAuNW5cBS

 

 

'This would be ideal to live in for 1 or 2 people'

 

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Guinness, bog roll and face mask say different

HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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LMAO @ the BMW on the previous page, you'd think a marker showing almost 1 metre depth would be some sort of clue!

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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While we're (okay, I'm) on a car pareidolia kink, how about a car whose facial expression says "I just caught my testicles in my zip"?

 

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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Some of the early ones ( not many) have 7 seats too ( for those of us who cant keep their trouser snakes in their strides)

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-LAGUNA-INITIALE-ESTATE-2002-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/322040270470

 

This looks nice, only problem is it's the direct injection 'IDE' model which is incapable of running properly for more than 20 mins. ONly 99k with full history though (I imagine that must be a weighty tome with many tales to tell of replaced sensors, ECU's and fuel pumps)

 

 

** THE CAR HAS A FUEL PRESSURE PROBLEM & WILL TURNOVER BUT NOT START**

 

Oh aye

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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