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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1100-MILES-BETWEEN-FILL-UPS-CITROEN-SAXO-DIESEL-VEG-OIL-CONVERSION-/231854701580?hash=item35fb9dfc0c:g:aeUAAOSwWTRWzFvI

 

 

'I did the Veg Oil Conversion last May. It has a Pollack change over valve with a Biotuning heat exchanger. Also it has its own filter ( diesel type ).The whole system works perfectly. A 25 Litre barrel is secured in the boot'

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good grief. an MG SV?

 

only ever seen them in either green or maroon, so a third colour choice was available?

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Her name is Rio and she's purple like my gland
Check out my parrot listening to the mobile in my hand

 

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And when she shines she really shows you that she can
have peanut butter rubbed into her bumpers, man

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-METRO-RIO-1994-1-1-12-MONTHS-MOT-34000-GENUINE-MILES-IMMACULATE-/222031980468?hash=item33b22327b4:g:KQAAAOSwll1WzFGe

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MOT'd and running V6 Laguna, currently on 50 quid no reserve.  Unusual colour too.

 

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I bid £85 for this!!!! It made £87, and i breathed a massive sigh of relief cos i need it like I need a hole in the head. I did ring the seller though and he sounded OK. seemingly it had a beige leather interior with a black drivers seat - classy.

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Turbo R, and at £6,750 out of our price bracket. So why have I posted it? Because, well...

 

2006 Reason(s) for failure

Nearside Front Fluid suspension unit leaking

 

2007 No MOT

 

2006 No MOT

 

2009 Reason(s) for failure

Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content at idle excessive

Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive

 

2010 Reason(s) for failure

Nearside Registration plate lamp not working

Parking brake: efficiency below requirements

Nearside Rear wheel bearing has excessive play

Offside Rear wheel bearing has excessive play

Parking brake lever has no reserve travel

Nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort

Offside rear parking brake recording little or no effort

Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords

Offside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords

 

2011 - It passed! With only five advisories!

 

2012 Reason(s) for failure

Nearside Rear coil spring incomplete

Nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort

Offside rear parking brake recording little or no effort

Parking brake: efficiency below requirements

 

2013 Reason(s) for failure

Nearside Rear Fuel system component leaking

Nearside Rear Coil spring not correctly located

Offside Windscreen wiper blade insecure

Nearside Headlamp not working on main beam

 

2014 Reason(s) for failure

Rear Parking brake lever has no reserve travel

rear parking brake recording little or no effort

Nearside Front Headlamp not working on dipped beam

Offside Front Shock absorber has a serious fluid leak

Nearside Front Anti-roll bar linkage ball joint dust cover excessively damaged so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt

Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded

Parking brake: efficiency below requirements

 

(FOURTEEN DAYS AND 25 MILES LATER) Reason(s) for failure

Nearside Headlamp not working on dipped beam

Offside Headlamp aim too low

Power steering ram(s) leaking from a failed component

Offside Outer Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded

Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content excessive

Nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort

Parking brake: efficiency below requirements

 

(NINETEEN DAYS AND ZERO MILES AFTER THAT) Reason(s) for failure

Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content at idle excessive

Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive

Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive

Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits

Battery insecure

 

2015 Reason(s) for failure

Nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort

Parking brake: efficiency below requirements

 

 

 

thank fuck

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Turbo-R-/252296279532

There must be some mistake with that MOT history because the car has a "full Bentley service history" and there's no way all those things could be wrong with it if a Bentley dealer was seeing it on a regular basis. And we all know that people that live on housing estates, have old ML's and a big SnapOn roll top cabinet in their tiny garages are just the sort of owners that would keep their old Turbo R's main dealer maintained.

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For fucks sake do not contact this man, he is a fucking imbecile of the highest order

 

If you've got a range rover on a ramp, take some photos of the fucking chassis, if you are convinced it's spotless.

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There must be some mistake with that MOT history because the car has a "full Bentley service history" and there's no way all those things could be wrong with it if a Bentley dealer was seeing it on a regular basis. And we all know that people that live on housing estates, have old ML's and a big SnapOn roll top cabinet in their tiny garages are just the sort of owners that would keep their old Turbo R's main dealer maintained.

I don't like it anyway- it's too gloomy inside.

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Surely the only way someone is going to pay anywhere near 100k (as nice as it is) for that Sierra is in a large auction where 2 well healed 40 somethings can out "plumage" each other in a bidding war. That's what happened with the 60k Escort RS Turbo at the NEC apparently.

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What a lush copcar clone that would make!

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I rather like this, the interior would need a bit of a rethink  to really suit me (bookshelves, wine-rack, radiogram, etc.), but I quite like the idea of something like this for holidays where you can take a small car with you in the garage rather than dragging it behind.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-IVECO-FORD-CARGO-1013-RACE-TRUCK-7-5-TONNE-USED-/272125520446?hash=item3f5bf1ea3e:g:h0EAAOSw--1WtPa5

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I bid £85 for this!!!! It made £87, and i breathed a massive sigh of relief cos i need it like I need a hole in the head. I did ring the seller though and he sounded OK. seemingly it had a beige leather interior with a black drivers seat - classy.

 

I think that Luke Renault Nut type bloke of this manor has just nailed that.

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a busted windscreen on a JDM import, so there is another car headin' for the oval.....

 

I've had windscreen's imported from Japan for JDM motors before .... and paid just the insurance windscreen excess.

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I think that Luke Renault Nut type bloke of this manor has just nailed that.

 

Ha!!!!! When i spoke to the seller he mentioned he'd had some lad on the phone from Ireland, I should have known!!!! Sorry Luke I cost you a tenner I think!

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