eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CLS- ... 232432e923

 

'Owning this vehicle, you will be asked just one question, what football team do you play for?'

 

Presumably the correct answer being David Blunkett Juniors FC?

 

How could anyone spend forty grand on one of those and make it look like it's worth seventy grand less? It's an eye burning horror and the creator should just be shot.

[Junkman]

For the record: that Connie is on my radar!

[shedvan]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Oldtimer-Aust ... 1089187265

 

LOOK AT THE HEADLIGHTS ON THAT

 

No. I will not.

 

It looks like a bleeding wedding car is what it looks like.

For a pikey wedding.

 

There is no dignity left in this world.

 

 

 

Spot the Autoshiter Doing a Stu_CDX competition, part one:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolsely-1972- ... 1e73bf0ca6

 

Answers on a postcard please to:

 

The 'I Saw Keef Having a J. Arthur In His Workshop' Competition,

Ham Shank Publications,

Wolsely

6

 

Perfect Wolsely for the the time of year, having a "full crypt" as it does...

[Junkman]

Perfect Wolsely for the the time of year, having a "full crypt" as it does...

 

Yeah, and 5 new typres - errr - typos.

 

Would be an ace WBoD (Winter Beater of Distinction) what with salty sidewalls and stuff, no?

[shedvan]

Bit much at £1000 but looks good with enough ticket to see in the new year

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestr ... 4d0621ac2b

 

Loose those awful wheels toute suite though

[Mash]

That Maestro was local to me from new and used to be absolutley mint. I think someone got it perhaps from the original owner and used it in all weathers, it was a shame to see it parked at the side of the road covered in salt. Not sure about his claim about no rusty arches - must have had some cosmetic work because last time I saw they were definitely getting scabby.

[michael1703]

Would love a rummage around this blokes yard, he had a Vulcan furniture lorry that I was tempted by the other year, you can see some interesting stuff in the back of photos

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-Seddon-M ... 2a24b1d76a

 

looks like an FFK in one photo

 

[michael1703]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Truck ... 4abd81f594

[Angrydicky]

Re that Maestro, I notice it has MG side skirts fitted which conveniently hides the the forward edge of the rear wheelarch where Maestro arches always start rusting...

[michael1703]

Bollocks, just killed my car, maybe I will list it on Ebay while waiting for the recovery truck

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Mazda-MX ... 7675.l2557

[shedvan]

Bollocks, just killed my car, maybe I will list it on Ebay while waiting for the recovery truck

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Mazda-MX ... 7675.l2557

 

Hmmm no real shots of the passenger side, which makes me think the damage must be colossal - even compared to the rest of the car!

[dieselnutjob]

on autotrader

don't know how to link but theres only 3 Audi 100s for sale in the whole country!

[Spiny Norman]

LINK TO ABOVE AD

That looks a bit of alright, I love these old Audis, my first car was a rusty brown 80 of about that vintage.

[TagoraSX]

Copart Interceptor FF

 

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/individualLo ... =onSaleNow

[skattrd]

Audi 100 turbo quattro, can't be many of these left ... £750 start

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-AUDI-100 ... 2a24d42729

[michael1703]

what is holding this bike up?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/susuki-moped- ... 23243f3696

[cobblers]

/\

have you seen the film "white noise"?

 

its rubbish so don't waste your time if you havent

[coalnotdole]

Copart Interceptor FF

 

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/individualLo ... =onSaleNow

 

 

If i had space I'd be trying to finding the money to buy that!

[AeroNautiCal]

When selling your vehicle, ensure that the photo's show how many times it's needed recovery services to tow it...

 

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet? Pranged but T&T'd Cortina auto, looks solid and quite sensibly priced.

 

[Cavcraft]

This looks ace for the money (£900) but I bet there's a shit load of welding to be done to it

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJS-3- ... 20cccc5cb7

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ALFA-ROM ... 3ccbea8cb7

 

Looks like the bastard offspring of a SAAB 900 and a Fiat Brava to me, but none the worse for it.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/321005326559? ... 1438.l2649

 

Oh goddamn temptation...

[KruJoe]

This povvo 1.4 CVH could be yours for under £300 this evening:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150928443562

[sporty-shite]

That 33 has (quite unsurprisingly) made it's way on to my watch list.

[shedvan]

 

How about this hottie? €500 suelement with a sliding door so the people know you're a winner when you drive by with the wind blowing up your US Mail regulation cargo shorts

[sporty-shite]

[Morgan84]

That Escort could be a nice XR3 replica,or turned into something fast to annoy people with through town centers ,with a large exhaust and loud stereo as standard

[AeroNautiCal]

Yank muscle car tat extravaganza!

 

600+ cars!

 

This is the ultimate playground for You and the little gearheads in your family. Over 1 million parts and 600+ cars. House, property, and basically everything else is included. Turnkey operation. What's all this worth? Don’t really know, but it’s worth a heck of a lot more than $1.6 million. Even with basically unlimited funds, I honestly don't believe this collection could be duplicated today.

 

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Muscle-Car-Parts-Lot-Chevelle-GTO-442-Camaro-Corvette-Mustang-Charger-Cuda-AMX-/170927647922?pt=Wholesale_Lots&hash=item27cc14ecb2&vxp=mtr

[sporty-shite]

Lose those wheels, and this would be a winner