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fred Rank: Renault 16

fred

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^^^^^ What a diabolical shitheap

Ye Gods the owner needs to be Hung up on a flag pole at Windsor castle for bastardising a Jaaaag - I want to use the Twunt word but I have banned myself from thus

 

Bloody inbred cockwomble

  • Magnificent Rustbucket, Banger Kenny and mercrocker
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Clanger Rank: BL Wedge

Clanger

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Didn't some fruitcake once try to take his family to Australia in one of those Stalwarts?

I think they sank near the Isle of Wight or something.

Don't know that story, but there was a loon that went round the world in a Seep just after WWII - he called it Half Safe and the book makes for a pretty interesting read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Carlin

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Anyone wanting a Tercel 4x4, I reckon that one might be one of the last chances you get to buy one before they cost megabucks and/or completely disappear.

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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How many left says 22 Tercel's on the road (many more SORN)

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Jesus that Jag is criminal. If the state of the thing leaves you in any doubt about the twat credentials of the vendor, just read the cretins description.

We aint Germans so why drive German??.
 
They tried that between 1914 and 1918 and again between 1939 and 1945
WE WON BOTH TIMES!!!
(NO OFFENCE MENT)-LOL

 

Ha! Excellent, I bet this guy is a hoot*

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Jesus that Jag is criminal. If the state of the thing leaves you in any doubt about the twat credentials of the vendor, just read the cretins description.

 

Ha! Excellent, I bet this guy is a hoot*

 

 

At least it's only a basic 3.2 he's ruined

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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Jesus that Jag is criminal. If the state of the thing leaves you in any doubt about the twat credentials of the vendor, just read the cretins description.

 

Ha! Excellent, I bet this guy is a hoot*

 

Even more worrying is that he's

 

looking for another project

 

 

 

Verdict: BUNGHOLE

  • UltraWomble, Magnificent Rustbucket and Bamboocarman
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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Just googling 8.32's. Is this engine p0rn or what?

 

Lancia-Thema-832-(1)-L.jpg

 

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Looks pretty tight

 

Lancia_thema_8.32_engine.jpg

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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8.32 ... I didn't buy a cheap one a couple of years ago as it needed the belts doing, which apparently is an engine out job and I was quoted £2k for it.

 

I was still tempted though as the noise and power is lovely, plus awesome leather and pop-up rear spoiler.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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All the fuel must just go to making noise as BMW made that much power with their 535i SOHC straight 6 donk in the early 80's.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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that jag,, what a mess and what an arsehole.

 

please, some one give him a length of rope and instructions on how a noose is tied as "his next project"

 

verdict - oxygen stealin' wanna be wanker....

  • Bamboocarman, GrumpyCat and fred
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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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My wife has threatened death if I purchase it, but I say fuck her and her oppressive regime...

I am divorced :)
NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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No mention in the advert but this looks like a mega rare manual Mk2 2.8 granada. You'd need to take the risk of losing a wheel arch and rip those chrome arches off on the way home.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wlt-11x-/272100978559?hash=item3f5a7b6f7f:g:dkgAAOSwFqJWkp9W

This thing has been floating around eBay and various forums (fora?) for years. It's bulletproof , which means some sort of stronger glass some panels in the doors and blast proof petrol tank,I don't think any Russian gangsters will be giving up their armoured Range Rovers or 7ers for it.

I think it's got a later 2.9 and 5 speed.

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  • Magnificent Rustbucket and cort16
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stephen01 Rank: Renault 16

stephen01

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My wife has threatened death if I purchase it, but I say fuck her and her oppressive regime...

 

This.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£500 for a Transit recovery truck that might have some MOT left. Where do I sign?

 

Pictures defy belief, there is this one of the body, one of the interior and four of his garden...

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-car-transporter-/331751370397?hash=item4d3dec2e9d:g:IQQAAOSw5dNWkr75

 

 

About 12-15 miles from me, at a guess. Cavcraft inspection services (FOC) is available for anyone who is clearly unhinged enough to want it.

  • egg, Junkman and outlaw118
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I'm all ponied up already, plus LOOK AT ALL THAT CHEQUER PLATE!!!!! Fucking morons man.

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Rubberman Rank Austin Metro

Rubberman

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It is down to £695 now. I might have to go and see it! Is it Longbridge or Oxford?

Longbridge- MINI were being built there (Oxford) at that point

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