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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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"Full MOT" for 5 months, not tested previously since 2011, and the advisories for corrosion have disappeared with the the retest at another test centre. Money pit, methinks.

 

(I'm referring to the Rolls).

Agreed, the "full service history" is apparently 1976-2004 so only the last ten years is missing :)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Camper-Westfaila-airbrushed-hippy-wagon-/111856224655?hash=item1a0b26898f:g:iVEAAOSwJcZWe-vG

 

'Lovingly hand painted in tribute to the great Chinese Beatles band, the Cheatles. Yong, Pau, Lingo and Mr Benn were very famous right up until the minute they bought out 'Yellow Submarine' which, unbeknown to them, once translated back into Mandarin came out as 'I have enjoyed bum sex with your mother's moped'. This is a HUGE insult which usually results in death by pencil shavings, so the rikery rads had to piss of sharpish and were last heard off in Butlins. See how the artist's loving hands have created this massive eyesore and ponder to yourself if there's actually a worse possible way to spunk £8,995.'

Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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Diesel, 4 seats, auto, 500cc cement mixer engine.

Just how fucking slow is this??? 

How long would it take me to drive from t'other side of Bury to Preston - are we talking Ice ages?

Yes - see these mobile hazards in rural France - I may have misunderstood but seems they are wheeze to keep people who can't legally drive a real car mobile.
For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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$_1.JPGhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-MINI-CLUBMAN-ESTATE-1000-MANUAL-IN-STUNNING-CONDITION-LONG-MOT/131687803345?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D73e5dac1d7b049dbb38b81b8e087b73a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D252223610861

 

If only this were an allegro estate!

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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↑ it would be 1/8th the price.

Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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The more I look at it the more I think I like that horrific Megane.

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brownnova Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

brownnova

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Meanwhile in Manchester...

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i do not have keys or log book but full resist will be given to the winning bidder 

 

No keys, no log book, resistance given... Might give this one a miss

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-TOYOTA-GOLD-/321962215436?hash=item4af671880c:g:GtgAAOSwhkRWg64Y

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brownnova Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

brownnova

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Nice to see one in original condition... 

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Non scene tax applied to the price tag tho   :shock:

 

I'm sure these were about £150 last time I looked at one (in 2003)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-1987-BREADVAN-1-0L-PETROL-BEIGE-RETRO-MK2-NOT-MK1-OR-MK3-/171988632234?hash=item280b5242aa:g:bi4AAOSw8-tWYHMd

 

 

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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It's a shame about the lack of MOT on the Patrol ... and the yankee camper.

That said, that Yank camper does look valu, but last MOT was over 2 years ago. 7.2l motor should make nice noise whilst it drinks all the petrol.

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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It's Italian for three box, if Stuart Bladon is to be believed.

Apparently, its named after a Roman Virgin - not that there's many unmolested ones left (Lancias, that is not Roman Virgins)

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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Apparently, its named after a Roman Virgin - not that there's many unmolested ones left (Lancias, that is not Roman Virgins)

I thought they were named after the fountain because when you drive off down the road all the water rushes out the rust holes underneath.

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