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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I'm a Scot living in Yorkshire, and I have no problem with that...

 

Actually, I'm also an ex-pat and I watch it too...

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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That gold and plastic wrapped Bentley seller also has this!

 

2007 LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO LP640 LHD WITH SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL INTERIOR!

 

Classified ad price:

£116,500.00

 

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Unique features: Full swarovski crystal interior - must be seen in person! Over 15,000 crystals!

 

Purchase Feedback:

72 Swarovski 2028 Clear Crystal Rhinestones SS 20 (#370648078735)

72 Swarovski Hotfix CRYSTAL AB Rhinestones SS20/ 5mm (#370594237426)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix CLEAR Rhinestones SS20 - New Enhanced 2038 (#230805917719)

72 Swarovski 2028 Clear Crystal Rhinestones SS 20 (#370609715298)

72 Swarovski Foiled CLEAR CRYSTAL Rhinestones SS10 (#370626895864

72 Swarovski 2028 Clear Crystal Rhinestones SS 20 (#370609715298)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix CLEAR Rhinestones SS12 (#370601598868)

72 Swarovski Foiled Flatback BLACK DIAMOND Crystals SS16 or 4mm (#370589450523)

72 Swarovski Hotfix LIGHT SIAM Rhinestones SS 8 (#250379001156)

GEM-TAC GLUE 10ML AND 144 SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS (#230748166176)

72 Swarovski FOILED CRYSTAL AB Rhinestones SS10 (#230702293156)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix CLEAR Rhinestones SS10 (#230645555170)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix BLACK DIAMOND Rhinestones SS6 (#230418116352)

72 Swarovski Hotfix MONTANA Crystals SS 8 (#370331064687)

72 Swarovski Hotfix CRYSTAL MOONLIGHT Rhinestones SS 8 (#230433510460)

72 Swarovski 2028 Hotfix HYACINTH Crystals SS6 (#230433416078)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix BLACK DIAMOND Rhinestones SS6 (#230418116352)

SWAROVSKI BLING KIT - E6000 GLUE 9ml & Nozzle, 144 SS16 Crystals & Picker Pencil

SWAROVSKI BLING KIT - E6000 GLUE 9ml & Nozzle, 144 SS16 Crystals & Picker Pencil

GS HYPO CEMENT AND 200 SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS - IDEAL FOR BLINGING CONVERSE

 

Diamond geezer and rhinestone cowboy! :D

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-LAMBORGHINI-MURCIELAGO-LP640-LHD-WITH-SWAROVSKI-CRYSTAL-INTERIOR-/121002238039?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c2c4ba057

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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All-fuken-righty!

Fuken watched!

 

That's the spirit!

 

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If you're feeling Galant, how about this 84,000 mile V6 with T+T? BIN of £550 doesn't sound too bad.

 

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An E28 528i, for the fanatical detailer, who could get eleventy billion quid for it. Cos he's better than you...

 

Also; is it just me, or is 'Glue on Swarovski reality check kit' missing from the Lambo seller's purchases?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/98R-VOLKSWAGE ... 1c2c4e2252

 

'I SPENT 4 YEARS TRYING TO BUY IT'

 

Three and half of those were probably spent learning how to tie your shoelaces. How the unholy knackersacks could (or would) you spend four years trying to buy that? It's a bit like saying you waited nine months to buy a tin of baked beans because it had a slightly different font on the 'Heinz' bit and Sharon at the Co-op wouldn't let it go.

I also don't believe he wants an automatic because he's got a bad back, it's because his right hand is knackered.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/98R-VOLKSWAGE ... 1c2c4e2252

 

'I SPENT 4 YEARS TRYING TO BUY IT'

 

Three and half of those were probably spent learning how to tie your shoelaces. How the unholy knackersacks could (or would) you spend four years trying to buy that? It's a bit like saying you waited nine months to buy a tin of baked beans because it had a slightly different font on the 'Heinz' bit and Sharon at the Co-op wouldn't let it go.

I also don't believe he wants an automatic because he's got a bad back, it's because his right hand is knackered.

 

As with all "show car" listings, the description starts with it being the best car in the known universe, and then slowly various small but quite important defects start to appear, [which usually "only" require £20 and 5 minutes to sort out] by the end of the listing the vehicle obviously has no floor pan, an engine running on half the available cylinders, and a large collection of lights on the dashboard warning of impending doom......................

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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^Would too!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/98R-VOLKSWAGE ... 1c2c4e2252

 

'I SPENT 4 YEARS TRYING TO BUY IT'

 

Three and half of those were probably spent learning how to tie your shoelaces. How the unholy knackersacks could (or would) you spend four years trying to buy that? It's a bit like saying you waited nine months to buy a tin of baked beans because it had a slightly different font on the 'Heinz' bit and Sharon at the Co-op wouldn't let it go.

I also don't believe he wants an automatic because he's got a bad back, it's because his right hand is knackered.

 

C'mon it's "SPARCO ALLOY PEDAL COVERS"

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

 

Have you actually read the entire ad?

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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Jeez that VW van ad is an eye hurter, I really am not interested enough to read it all - that text message must have cost him a fair bit. From the pics it looks a right sack of shit with a load of broadloom covered plywood making up the custom interior. Fail. And the bird doesn't look at all sophisticated so I'll give her a miss too.

 

The Chevette is cool though. There's an even better one for sale near me. Only 15000 miles and dragged out a of a garage, I saw it at a show earlier in the year.

 

http://www.usedcar.co.uk/sales/22189-bl ... -hull.html

 

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Don't get me wrong, it's nice but it's not 5 large nice. It's not as minty as it looks in the pics in my opinion (primarily because of all the Ziebart and other crud applied) and has that air of a tidy, little used car but it's nowhere near concours which is what the pricetag suggests.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

 

Have you actually read the entire ad?

 

The seller got quite angry when I sent him a message asking if he was going to use the money from the sale to learn how to punctuate! :roll:

holbeck Rank: Renault 16

holbeck

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The seller got quite angry when I sent him a message asking if he was going to use the money from the sale to learn how to punctuate! :roll:

 

Really?? I am amazed he didn't go... lol!

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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A proper kei car with 12 months MOT for £799 = bargain imo

These are 659cc 3 cyl turbo with switchable (underneath the car) 4wd. Central locking, 4x leccy windows, electric folding mirrors, aircon, faux leather and wood.

If anyones interested these are actually UK cars, not imports, Daihatsu UK imported and sold about 80 as UK cars. I had one a couple of years ago and it was fantastic. Footman James couldn't find it on their database, so they charged me the premium for a std UK Mira, a grp 1 car ;)

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... 2489339343

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

$(KGrHqR,!j!FBuH5eh,3BQfckKg5yg~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

 

 

what a cunt, hope he does actually cry when it sells

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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what a cunt, hope he does actually cry when it sells

 

"IM JUST BEING AS HONEST AS I CAN BE!"

 

That could be rather relative, no?

 

What kind of twat with more money than brain-cells bid that thing to 6 tiles?

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Is it wrong that I find that last picture highly erotic?

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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I bet you used to knock one out to that who framed roger rabbit bird too? you sick bastard!

 

 

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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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It has a newly installed alternator costing £350

 

I am selling it now with the engine still in need of repair

 

When the new alternator was installed, a new alternator belt should have been installed with it. Annoyingly, the garage fitting the alternator didn't do this, and shortly after, the alternator belt snapped and spun into the cam belt which also snapped and damaged the engine

 

However all of the valves are fine as the engine turns over but doesn't start. All of this information comes from separate garage who looked at fixing it, but gave me a quote of £600 which was out of my price range

 

so its worth £2,250 for what reason?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-LT28-campe ... 2c68dc27e9

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Todays selection from C&C:

 

Alfa 33 1.7i with 39k miles & long T&T .... looks like a BARG @ £950 ...if it was nearer and I didn't have too many cars etc

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C340636#

 

Rover fastback vitesse turbo, no mention of T&T £695 .... what could go wrong?

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C340663

 

French registered, but rhd with full MOT, high mileage (290k) 2.7l 944 ... £995

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C340690

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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One line description, but it looks all right for the start price.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230867265471

 

 

Looks great in black, would love to do a "Night Rider" conversion with the red light and the whooey whoo whoo noise, quartic wheel isnt far off what the hoff had in his hands either

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