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He's not asleep, he's just embarrassed

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-DISCOVERY-V8-one-off-2-door-7-seat-Manual-camping-tow-bar-/291588843984?hash=item43e40ca9d0

 

 

'IF I don't sell it this week im keeping it so grab a deal'

 

Seeing as I think he's been trying to offload this for like EVER, he'd better make sure he's still got room on his drive.

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'CELEBRITY CAR'

 

Please be someone shit

 

'This car consumes only 10 pence per mile! Hard to believe isn't it? Try by yourself! And to tell you more - this rate is Brighton (UK) city rate only - that's without going on motorways and even not with combination of both (motorway AND city). This is ONLY city rate! Unbelievable! Feel free to guess what would be the consummation costs if driven both and if driven only motorways! Unfortunately I have no time to drive that far to find out how far I can go with full tank.'

 

Enough of the jibber jabber. Fingers crossed it's some complete no mark

 

'Latvia is one of the few EU countries that dares to refuse registration of Right-Hand drive cars, violating the rules of free movement of goods within EU countries'

 

Listen, mate, just cut the fucking bollocks and tell me how it's famous

 

'As this LPG advanced system is so expensive there is no difference at all between driving on petrol or LPG – acceleration and sports regime works exactly the same way as economic regime. You will not feel the difference between the acceleration on petrol or LPG! It will be the same!'

 

Right, knobweasel, last chance WHY IS THIS CAR FAMOUS?

 

'This car has been used in largest television broadcast in Latvia and Baltic States'

 

I ask again WHY IS THIS CAR FAMOUS?

 

'This car has been driven by mega-star in Latvia Arnis Krauze and a famous journalist Roberts Blass'

 

Tell you what, if you can prove it's a fanny magnet, I'll have it

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-PEUGEOT-206-CC-AUTO-RED-LPG-CHEAP-DRIVE-TOWBAR-TINTED-WINDOWS-CELEBRITY-CAR-/321887670904?hash=item4af2001278

 

 

C U L8R M8 OF 2 THE BANK

Posted

'CELEBRITY CAR'

 

Please be someone shit

 

'This car consumes only 10 pence per mile! Hard to believe isn't it? Try by yourself! And to tell you more - this rate is Brighton (UK) city rate only - that's without going on motorways and even not with combination of both (motorway AND city). This is ONLY city rate! Unbelievable! Feel free to guess what would be the consummation costs if driven both and if driven only motorways! Unfortunately I have no time to drive that far to find out how far I can go with full tank.[/size]'

 

Enough of the jibber jabber. Fingers crossed it's some complete no mark

 

'Latvia is one of the few EU countries that dares to refuse registration of Right-Hand drive cars, violating the rules of free movement of goods within EU countries'

 

Listen, mate, just cut the fucking bollocks and tell me how it's famous

 

'As this LPG advanced system is so expensive there is no difference at all between driving on petrol or LPG – acceleration and sports regime works exactly the same way as economic regime. You will not feel the difference between the acceleration on petrol or LPG! It will be the same!'

 

Right, knobweasel, last chance WHY IS THIS CAR FAMOUS?

 

'This car has been used in largest television broadcast in Latvia and Baltic States' [/size]

 

I ask again WHY IS THIS CAR FAMOUS?[/size]

 

'This car has been driven by mega-star in Latvia Arnis Krauze and a famous journalist Roberts Blass'[/size]

 

Tell you what, if you can prove it's a fanny magnet, I'll have it[/size]

 

$_84.JPG[/size]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-PEUGEOT-206-CC-AUTO-RED-LPG-CHEAP-DRIVE-TOWBAR-TINTED-WINDOWS-CELEBRITY-CAR-/321887670904?hash=item4af2001278[/size]

 

 

C U L8R M8 OF 2 THE BANK[/size]

 

 

Raymanboy's Latvian love child?

Posted

'fraid I finally missed the ship for these.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-450-Sel-6-9-300bhp-V8-/111796479267

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Should any shiters be fortunate enough to sit on a sufficient fortune, buy it.

This is a nuclear power plant on wheels and the term 'will appreciate in value' does actually apply for once.

Looks damper inside than out! I think the purchase price will only be the start of the financial pain. Next stab in the wallet will be the first trip to the petrol station.

Posted

 

Feel free to guess what would be the consummation costs if driven both and if driven only motorways!

 

£12+VAT.

Posted

Mk1 Escort RS2000 look:

 

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Recent professional spray job costing £2000

 

Unrepaired wings, body filler, not removed anything before respray, overspray on everything, bulkhead left unsprayed. What is professional about this?

 

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