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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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There's a foam party in my pants, ladies, and you're invited 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pink-Fire-Engine-Limousine-Limo-/321875822946?hash=item4af14b4962

 

'Comes complete with pump, lights, extinguishers, a really shit computer monitor telly and up skirt underfloor mirrors'

 

Steps in the back, girls...

 

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'You can try my pink helmet on if you like

 

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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That's fantastic, the rear view is even better at showing how utterly fubar'd it is.

 

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philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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Oh bugger.

 

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YES! If you do become the owner of this fine automobile, then may I suggest you park it in Tiverton? I'm sure certain members of my family would be overjoyed* to see it again. Plus you needn't worry about finding a buyer for it. I'd have it back off you in a shot when I'm back.

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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YES! If you do become the owner of this fine automobile, then may I suggest you park it in Tiverton? I'm sure certain members of my family would be overjoyed* to see it again. Plus you needn't worry about finding a buyer for it. I'd have it back off you in a shot when I'm back.

 

Oh don't worry, if my previous experience was anything to go by, it doesn't stand a hope in hell of making it from Axminster to Barnstaple so I'll be abandoning it on a handy driveway in Tiverton anyway. 

 

I have absolutely no use for it, all my friends will stop talking to me and my family will disown me.  Still, it was entertaining to drive when it worked. 

 

Also, in the unlikely event that my meagre bid does not get beaten, I still intend to make good on my suggestion last year of covering the terrible paintwork in appropriately 70s wallpaper and yacht varnish.

 

I have this pattern in mind.

 

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philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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I suspect it has hardly been touched since it was sold. If you do win it then take plenty of water as when I got rid the lower water rail had just sprung a very small leak which was slowly getting worse.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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I have a spare rail, though I can't guarantee it'll be any better.  It would be super to see it back in the fold, I'm not sure it would otherwise survive. It is the Frankie Boyle of cars.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That zt is even local to me. Hopefully it'll stay at that amount as its already my max bid!

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colino Rank: Citroen Ami

colino

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Isn't it just a bit odd that the ZT is being sold as a one-off from a specialist, but he hasn't bothered to fix a host of annoying and real faults, just spoke about the upgrades and maintenance? 

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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a V8 MG-ZT how very nice,

 

i would so love to have that on my drive, faults and all.

Mirrors should* be easy fix. Its was just the contacts on the round switch thing that needed cleaned up in mine.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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This should be in the Tate not all that usual shit they usually put in there.

 

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Tempted to bid just for the trims. They are the best ever. 

Dippy Rank: BL Wedge

Dippy

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Tempted to bid just for the trims. They are the best ever. 

Now thats real patina

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stephen01 Rank: Renault 16

stephen01

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That's fantastic, the rear view is even better at showing how utterly fubar'd it is.

 

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It's fucked. I shall place a bid.

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