eBay tat volume 3.

[spike60]

MG Maestro Turbo for the stout hearted.

“THIS VEHICLE HAS BEEN LAID UP FOR 8 YEARS IN FARMERS YARD, COVERED ON OCCASION, BUT ALWAYS BLOWS OFF, RUST IN USUAL PLACES A & C PILLAR, BOTTOM OF DOORS, AROUND WHEEL ARCHES, HAS MOUSE LIVING IN IT, WILL NEED FULL STRIP OUT AND RESPRAY, PAINT PEELING ON BONNET, NO HEADLINING, MGF ALLOYS,â€Â

 

[Uncle Jimmy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Elite-project-/231674558722?hash=item35f0e13902

 

Satan's very own Lotus.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Could be a good un if you can bear the OMG torture rape dungeon hell of the manual gearbox.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-MERCEDES-190E-SILVER-/331644290297?hash=item4d378a44f9

[Uncle Jimmy]

Rather alluring I find.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gibralter-Registered-with-DVLA-forms-for-UK-registration-if-required-/271965597782?hash=item3f5269b056

[Uncle Jimmy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Sunbeam-Sceptre-/271963843029?hash=item3f524ee9d5

 

This particular colour is very shecksy.

[Uncle Jimmy]

God it's still lurking.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-1950-Boat-Tail-Special-170Va-Chassis-with-Gbox-Back-Axle-etc-/121743186213?hash=item1c58759925

[Uncle Jimmy]

This entertained and disturbed me in equal measure.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-250-Auto-W114-W115-Light-Blue/201418082610?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D32694%26meid%3D814d93da28b340cb897ae3990a1ab112%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D121743186213

[Uncle Jimmy]

^^^ 'we would describe her as usable', the mention of Laura and Dartmoor.

I suppose it's the time I spent in hospital that starts the thoughts up again.

[stephen01]

This entertained and disturbed me in equal measure.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-250-Auto-W114-W115-Light-Blue/201418082610?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D32694%26meid%3D814d93da28b340cb897ae3990a1ab112%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D121743186213

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Nzk1WDEyMDA=/z/bf0AAOSwLVZVvKxv/$_57.JPG

 

pretty hot though..

[Uncle Jimmy]

I want to live in here when I get very old, eating croissants stuffed with pate de fois gras and occasionally stroking it's glorious curves.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SIMCA-ARONDE-9-COMMERCIALE-VAN-ESTATE-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-RESTORATION-PROJECT-100E-/151795735471?hash=item2357bb1baf

[Uncle Jimmy]

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Nzk1WDEyMDA=/z/bf0AAOSwLVZVvKxv/$_57.JPG

 

pretty hot though..

She'd have to die though.

[Ghosty]

This entertained and disturbed me in equal measure.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-250-Auto-W114-W115-Light-Blue/201418082610?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D32694%26meid%3D814d93da28b340cb897ae3990a1ab112%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D121743186213

 

Reading the ad, is Laura the woman or the car? 

[Uncle Jimmy]

Can't get much better than this little charmer.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-RELIANT-SUPER-ROBIN-BROWN-/221875290061?hash=item33a8cc3fcd

[purplebargeken]

Mmmmm chocolate ^^

 

That looks right posh inside.

[Ghosty]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Xantia/301730912928?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D33052%26meid%3Dc5e53c1dc5914926a9972b1475169e38%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D111761306904

 

2.1 - this'd make a good workhorse.

 

[Lacquer Peel]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Marea-Weekend-1-9-TD-100-SX-/25204979418

 

I haven't seen a Marea in years, this one has an Lacquer Peel-approved vegetarian engine.

[Timewaster]

What's going on with the crocodile clips on the reliant battery?

[Crusty Sills]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-S-REG-Rover-216-1-6-16v-SLi-AUTOMATIC-/151802185650?hash=item23581d87b2

 

 

300 of your Earth pounds.

[spike60]

What's going on with the crocodile clips on the reliant battery?

The man says it has a solar trickle charger fitted.

[wuvvum]

Parts section BX dizzler.

 

[wuvvum]

Utterly fucked OMGBARNFIND Subaru 1800.

 

[wuvvum]

OMGGREGPROTON!  It's advertised as a b*** f*** though which puts me off somewhat.

 

[Cheggers]

MG Maestro Turbo for the stout hearted.

“THIS VEHICLE HAS BEEN LAID UP FOR 8 YEARS IN FARMERS YARD, COVERED ON OCCASION, BUT ALWAYS BLOWS OFF, RUST IN USUAL PLACES A & C PILLAR, BOTTOM OF DOORS, AROUND WHEEL ARCHES, HAS MOUSE LIVING IN IT, WILL NEED FULL STRIP OUT AND RESPRAY, PAINT PEELING ON BONNET, NO HEADLINING, MGF ALLOYS,â€Â

 

"This week, I have been mostly pushing...an MG Maestro"

[Ghosty]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231675191907?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649&clk_rvr_id=894190366967&rmvSB=true

 

 

[wuvvum]

This has got to be worth three bags, surely, even as a non-runner?

 

[mouseflakes]

£550

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-740gle-all-leather-silver-estate-for-sale-/1132216628

 

Clean

 

[UltraWomble]

YES

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOTO-GUZZI-ERCOLE-500CC-CLASSIC-MOTORCYCLE-TIPPER-TRUCK-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-/301730987666?hash=item4640917e92

 

[UltraWomble]

What's going on with the crocodile clips on the reliant battery?

Everything works as it should. The two clips on the battery are feeds from a solar trickle charger

[Asimo]

A poke around the murky corners of Autoscout reveals:-

http://www.autoscout24.com/offers/others-others-dkw-gasoline-blue-257798374

 

Out of my way!

 

Two-tone Chevette

http://www.autoscout24.com/offers/others-vauxhall-gasoline-white-268093489

 

Wow, Seat 1500, nice for 1800 Euros.

http://www.autoscout24.com/offers/others-others-gasoline-silver-267561730

 

Oh.

 

To coin a phrase, you won't find another one!

[Asimo]

Holden at risk!  DO NOT PAINT!!!

 

 

 

http://www.autoscout24.com/offers/others-holden-holden-hk-kingswood-lpg-green-252338768