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J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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Went for £533!!!

Bargain...! 

J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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$_57.JPGhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-ROVER-213-SE-AUTO-BLUE/331612846064?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D29973%26meid%3D75e309f26f1e44a198a0502a2e704ad0%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D221750887780

 

I do hope there's no fans of these round here... cos I'd like to say 'Kill It With Fire'*

 

 

 

*due to many miserable childhood memories of being picked up from school in one which was constantly damp

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J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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There's something about those that makes you just go 'YES'. 

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I'm not sure what being 'shot in the vehicle' entails, but it sounds flippin' painful

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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My old car has turned up again looking unchanged except for one thing.

I would to state publicly those wheel trims are nowt to do with me.

 

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MY EYES!!!!!!1111ELEVENTY!

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I got about three lines into the advert for the Escort Camper and went and ran my forehead down a breezeblock wall instead, it was easier going.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/151761601264?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_sacat%3D0%26_nkw%3D151761601264%26_rdc%3D1

 

"THE VEHICLE WAS NOT DAMAGED OR IN A ACCIDENT, THE PREVIOUS OWNER WAS SHOT IN THE VEHICLE SO DUE TO BLOOD CONTAMINATION IT WAS RECORDED CAT B."

 

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People who viewed this item also viewed...

 

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bullet holes in the boot lid

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-vw-passat-W8-4-0L-4motion-spares-or-repair-barn-find-/181826013769?hash=item2a55acca49&clk_rvr_id=880509044478&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

(credit to Pistonheads, one of whom turned up this article)

 

Detectives believe the incident started in Lyneham when initial shots were fired between the occupants of two cars – A VW Passat and a dark coloured Audi.

 

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Police patrols found a VW Passat, believed to have been one of the cars involved, parked at Whiston Hospital with damage to the rear window.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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 ran my forehead down a breezeblock wall

 

Thanks Pillock - this is now my new benchmark for discomfort.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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$_57.JPG

 

 

 

just had a full respray, be back togever in next 2 days

 

So list it in two days then. Because this broom-prop express doesn't look like a seven grand car at the moment.

Jim Bergerac Rank: Renault 16

Jim Bergerac

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I think the best bit about that drive-by shooting Pisshat ad is the way 'some damage/bullet holes in the boot lid.' is buried amongst somewhat less troubling flaws like 'lambda sensor faulty' and 'glove box lid hinges broken'.

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J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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I think the best bit about that drive-by shooting Pisshat ad is the way 'some damage/bullet holes in the boot lid.' is buried amongst somewhat less troubling flaws like 'lambda sensor faulty' and 'glove box lid hinges broken'.

...and someone out there is thinking 'oh man, dat iz well gangsta' and sticking a bid in...

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Clearly 'gang culture' needs a wake up call regarding their vehicle maintenance practices.
 

head gasket problems...cant b driven for long.
misfire on cylinders 1 & 8
couple of temp sensors have failed
bank 1 lambda sensor faulty
needs 1 tyre
cv boot on front
rear pads/disks

 
I can't imagine any of the above helps when trying to outrun your assailants, the inevitable result being...
 

some damage/bullet holes in the boot lid...

 
...and possibly elsewhere.

J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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Clearly 'gang culture' needs a wake up call regarding their vehicle maintenance practices.

 

 

 

I can't imagine any of the above helps when trying to outrun your assailants, the inevitable result being...

 

 

 

...and possibly elsewhere.

What they really want iz hummerz wi d bullit pruf glas an ting. However, I'm sure car maintenance is not up there with their prioritiez so...

Banger Kenny Rank Morris Ital

Banger Kenny

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That W8 is Not from the Whiston Shooting - so buy in confidence that it's not been used by Oxygen Thieving Wannabee Scally Fuk-Nugs.

 

This is the PassHat

 

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GR9 Masking Skils Merseyside Police

 

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http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/attempted-murder-arrest-after-whiston-9066969

 

I live not far from where this happened (thankfully far enough) and it was bang out of order what these Scumbags did - on a Friday Evening with kids in the street playing nearby - I do hope those involved can't pick up dropped soap in the prison showers.

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