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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOMISED-FORD-FIESTA-ZETEC-BLUE-WITH-GULLWING-TYPE-DOORS-PROJECT-/321788543206?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4aec1780e6

 

 

'LOOK AT THE BIG ARSE AND FLAPS ON THAT. ATCNBE'

 

'THE MURAL ON THE DOOR IS FROM THE NEW NEXT FILM WHERE BATMAN LOST HIS LEFT ARM AFTER AN ACCIDENT INVOLVING AN INDUSTRIAL SIZED ISOPON BLENDING MACHINE AND ALL THE BATS INSIDE HIS BODY FLEW  OUT AND TOOK OVER THE WORLD. BATMAN RE-ARMS, RETURN OF THE JOKECAR IS OUT SOON'

 

 

How did I know that ad was going to contain some form of the phrase "no MOT but should go straight through" before I even clicked on it

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ERNO Rank: Austin Maxi

ERNO

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271843157999

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/381290757922

 

Whaddya reckon to these? The green one needs a lambda sensor and a steering angle sensor "at least". That's £200 or so parts and labour? The blue one has a few more miles and is a wee bit tattier. I've got a mate at work with a sickly K11 Micra auto. I'd recommend he gets into one of these next.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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My mum has one, apart from the starter motor solenoid wire breaking. (Common fault and easy fix.)

 

It's been a good car.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Looks like a ma-hoosive bargain this (given that most campers seem to be advertised at three times their actual worth). Full MOT and appears to include all the requisite camper shizz.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/renault-trafic-classic-camper-van/1121611970

 

 

 

 

Absolute bargain, bet he still gets plagued by the '£200 CASH TONGHT' morons though.

UmBongo Rank: Renault 16

UmBongo

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Speak English, boy.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-impreza-STI-ver-5-73k-km-/281729021797?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item41985bb765

 

Hi up for sale subaru impreza Sti ver 5â€â€



Hi up for Sale!!! one of my STI recently droved by Richard HAMMOND in Mens and Motors overall condition is good engine is mint as on 20k kilometers from new ihi turbo pull very well How ever as 17 years old vehicule got some bits to sort out by new owner rear arches have spot of rust nothing major but worth to mension ABS been switch off but all breaks intact may need tracking but i can easy sort this out otherwise smoth as is shud no noise on suspension engine etc mot till september
can state car is in good overall condition any details text me no messers , dreamers and stupid offers . no time wasters car locatted in Wardle 7703334355 no px no test drives unless prove of insurance car registered on gl on v5 when was imported lots of service history tracker fitted.Thanks for looking .
mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Somebody needs to buy and appreciate that Trafic camper....You couldn't throw a mattress in the back of a builders van and get change out of a bag.

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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it has been quiet a while since I last was duck tape been used in a structural application....

 

that merc is truly a total piece of shit.

 

the red renner above though, that looks a nice honest old thing.

 

that version is also the best version of the 9/11, I don't care much for the face lifted ones with shaped headlamps.

 

I would need to avid letting roger moore have a drive of it, remembering what happened in "a view to a kill"

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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hes walking distance from here he has some ok stuff and some right overpriced shit

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Think this has been on before, re-listed so worth another look at those sexy lines.

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Cheap posh Hunter.  Although if it's been stood on that grass since 1998 it's probably about ready to snap in half.

 

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Primera eGTs are super rare these days. Local ned has done a great* job with this one posted on a local facebook cars for sale group.

 

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Drinking Monster and painting the strut tops with white Dulux, as you do.

 

Here I have my banger racing primera witch is fuly stripped out as was going use it for racing and have spent a good bit on it only reason need it gone is because I have asbo in my name for doing burn outs in my street so it needs to go asap that's why am selling so cheap as would of kept it if I didn't have it any one could use it as field car or put it back together as it doesn't need much to get on road and I have all parts ect to put back together a would scrap it but it's to goo of a engine to scrap and it revs similar to vtec systems Honda made

 


Is it even eligible for banger racing?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I once went to reseal my shower and cracked the stone base clean in half. It's just good old fashioned cack handied ness

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HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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Primera eGTs are super rare these days. Local ned has done a great* job with this one posted on a local facebook cars for sale group.

 

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Drinking Monster and painting the strut tops with white Dulux, as you do.

 

 

 

Is it even eligible for banger racing?

LOL! shame for the car and his neighbours though.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'd be less concerned if that's eligible for banger racing, and more concerned he's eligible to reproduce.

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Depends which track he takes it to - some outlaw fuel injection and insist on carbs, others don't.

There's no one overall governing body for banger racing.

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