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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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What, not even "looks shit on those wheels"?

 

Unlike this, where the wheels are the only good bit:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIT-CAR-NCF-TORINO-1984-VERY-RARE-1-OF-30-KITS-/281719512541

 

 

BELIEVED TO BE FACTORY MADE CAR

 

Believed by whom, exactly?

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Enjoy* the Summer*.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/saab-900-convertable-non-turbo-manual-black-leather-not-Audi-bmw-/141690417319

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That's why its maker folded and it can be had for peanuts.

 

WTF are those bull stickers on the cars? Is it some sort of sex thing? My mate has one on his van and he is one of these people that probably goes dogging and stuff as he will shag anything. 

 

I once bought him a bargepole for his birthday to try and stop him shagging so many ugly women.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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WTF are those bull stickers on the cars?

 

It means "I'm a twat and spent an all inclusive week in an English holiday ghetto in Spain".

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Looks a bit rough.  But there is this...

 

 

 

THE BUYER WILL HAVE THE OPTION TO TAKE ANY OR ALL OF THE LARGE AMOUNT OF SPARES FOR FREE.

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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not shite, and certainly not shite money, but.....

 

 

PHWAAAAARRRRRR!!! 

 

are these as rabidly mad as they sound and look?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DE-TOMASO-PANTERA-L-351ci-450BHP-MID-ENGINE-LEGEND-RESTORED-COLLECTORS-CAR1974-/251991998821?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3aabe4c165

 

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They are raving bonkers. A bit like someone installed a nuclear reactor into one of those bathroom metal shelves you stick together.

However, in grand tradition, the Italians somehow managed to make even the yank V8 unreliable and frail.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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It means "I'm a twat and spent an all inclusive week in an English holiday ghetto in Spain".

 

But I was with my mate in Whitby, Yorkshire when he got one for his new van, not Whitby Spain.

 

He is a twat though.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Perfect to trailer to next years Shitefest but drive home.

 

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All beige cons

 

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1986  CLASSIC RENO NONE RUNNER WAS DRIVELING GREAT THEN I HAND THE HEAD RE-CONED , NOW WATER GETTING IN SIDE THE ENGINE 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOTOR-CARAVAN-1986-RENAULT-TRAFIC-HDS-BEIGE-1650cc-PETROL-NONE-RUNNER-HI-ROOF-/121673535313?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c544ecf51

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messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Perfect to trailer to next years Shitefest but drive home.

 

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All beige cons

 

 

 

1986  CLASSIC RENO NONE RUNNER WAS DRIVELING GREAT THEN I HAND THE HEAD RE-CONED , NOW WATER GETTING IN SIDE THE ENGINE 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOTOR-CARAVAN-1986-RENAULT-TRAFIC-HDS-BEIGE-1650cc-PETROL-NONE-RUNNER-HI-ROOF-/121673535313?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c544ecf51

he was coned ova te engun reebild

 

was driveling and now it's dribbling!!

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I just had to read up on the Alfa Romeo A12 lorry and found this:
 
In 1973 an inline-four 1,760 cc Perkins diesel (4.108) was also offered, it had 50 hp (37 kW). This same engine was also available in the Giulia saloon from 1976.

 

I wouldn't be the Junkman, if that let me find peace with myself until I found this:

 

http://www.autobelle.it/annunci/vendo_alfa_romeo_giulia_super_diesel_frosinone_64015.php

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And now look:

 

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PHWOARISSIMO !!!

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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I mentioned a second Umm, showed her pics, said Camper UMM and she went 'mmmmmmm'

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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That Umm Ambulance thing is worryingly close to me, it's hideous and I like it; if only I hadn't spent all my spare money on sensible things like a taxidermy bear and human skeleton and had more storage space and the time and energy to sort it out I'd be all over it.

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