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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Looks like a screenshot from Fallout 3!

 

 

If only it had the engine from the Corvega

Uncle Jimmy Rank: Lancia Gamma

Uncle Jimmy

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ultra-rare-Irish-Heinkel-153-bubble-car-microcar-remains-of-with-ID/271872332350?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D31103%26meid%3D607ccab1be094e4fb5113219706fb00f%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D24%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D371329641992

 

For a moment I became very very excited that the nose of an uber rare Nazi bomber was for sale on eBay.

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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As if Mk1 Masters don't look menacing already. IDEAL POST-APOCALYPSE TRANSPORT.

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I saw that Kappa at Beaulieu yesterday. Very tidy looking it was too (and £200 more for parking it there)and I did have a trouser fidget moment but its passed now....

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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As if Mk1 Masters don't look menacing already. IDEAL POST-APOCALYPSE TRANSPORT.

 

They look ace don't they? I feel the need to get one soon - or an early 'shark-nose' Trafic.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Hutch: [after seeing the Grand Torino] Whoa! Your stock just went up in my book, my friend. Pop the hood, let me see what you got under...

Starsky: Hey! Hotshot! What do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.

Hutch: Okay, okay.

Starsky: You do not bang on the hood. You never under any circumstances drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee goes on the ground, you get in the car, we go.

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/bKQAAOSw~OdVWklv/$_57.JPG

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Still time to sand it back and paint it beige, though.

doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

doobietoo

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Like a nice colour combo? CHECK THIS OUT

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/807817211.htm?ca=7_s

 

It looks dead tidy for the price to be fair (500 quid) and only has 30,000 miles. Surely theres a profit for someone in that.

Someone must have left a packet of pacers on the side when the bosses came round to choose interior colours......

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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You couldn't make these things up...

 

"IT SPENT MOST ITS LIFE IN BRISTOL CARRYING BLOCKS OF LARD FROM WALES.

THE CHASSIS IS UNWELDED AND DOES NOT NEED WELDING THE LARD HAD COVERED THE CHASSIS MOST ITS LIFE. A COMPANY CALLED KAY DEE CRISPS OPERATED IT."

 

...Surely?

 

When this old van was first advertised it caused a bit of a stir in the 'Cold Cases' department of the Met.

 

They thought they were finally going to solve the mystery of a certain missing moustachioed aristocrat after a tip off from the wife of a classic commercials enthusiast.

 

She had woken one morning to find a hurriedly scrawled note from her husband saying that he was travelling to Chesham, where he had tracked down a 'Lord Lucan'.

 

It was only after a frantic scramble to Buckinghamshire that the detectives realised she had simply misread the phrase 'lard luton' in his note.

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