eBay tat volume 3.

[Mike D]

I'd well get that back on the road XBOLLOX, and re-enact this:

 

[Micrashed]

^^^ I thought those damn limo things were getting outlawed in this country?

 

Another bloody Americanism, like "prom nights" and Halloween and personal injury claims.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'd well get that back on the road XBOLLOX, and re-enact this:

 

 

LOL Brilliant!!! I had forgotten about that tune, freakin great man.

[Cavcraft]

Halloween injury claims? I'd like to 'trick or treat' that limo seller and whichever he picked just lob an 8oz bag of dog droppings in his face. Then egg his house and leg it.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-cus ... 2ec1f7d234

 

It looks like he left this in Mr Bean's bedsit when he painted the place using his record player.

 

Its! worth!!! £700 for the!!! engine! probably!!!but! you'd have to! throw the rest! away!!!

[TagoraSX]

10,000 mile Wedge.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-AUSTIN-P ... 2ec1c4730c

 

[Cavcraft]

UH-OH! Knob weasel's back and this time we've been treated to a picture we didn't see last time round.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/T4-TRANSPORTE ... 3a79ff5cfd

 

 

I expect this COCK FRAGGER had one too many mushrooms then asked a muralist for a picture of a wolf. But not any wolf, oh no. A steroid munching, pin headed body builder type wolf with back-to-front legs and wearing high heels.

 

 

'YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAN LIKE THIS BEFORE'

 

And let's hope we never see another.

[Mash]

That Princess is fab! There's so much quality chod about at the moment. Wish I had a big shed and a fat wallet.

[cort16]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-GRANADA-GL-AUTO-BLUE-pick-up-project-spares-or-repair-/280968179268?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416b022e44

 

I should hate this pickup but I just can't bring myself to do so. Interestingly the fella says it's on the v5 as a pickup. Bite my wang tube VOSA!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Ford-Falcon-XB-Panel-Van-unfinished-project-/221126347640?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item337c284b78

[Alexg]

NOTHING is better than that wedge

[Cavcraft]

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO SPEW

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/XANADO-TOYOTA ... 1c2b6d639b

 

'THE CEILING MIRROR HAS A CRACK IN IT'

 

Put your knickers back on?

[whitevanman]

That XB....................my love juice is erupting everywhere...and only 40 miles from me

[michael1703]

NOT A PHOTOSHOP

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lincoln-town- ... 1125976208

 

What a jug of tramps piss, come on man let this stay off the road from now on.

 

 

I'd like to rock up at a movie premiere in this and walk to the back door all suited like a chaeuffer and then out jumps a really really long sausage dog and shits on the red carpet

[michael1703]

 

 

didnt mad max have one of these in the original filum?

[AeroNautiCal]

Re: That VW wolfshit van.

 

CUSTOM AIRBRUSHED BY MYSELF CRIMESART

 

That paintwork definitely is a crime...

[Spiny Norman]

This slightly shabby, but tres chic old Amazon is exactly the sort of car that has earned the right to wear a wood slatted roof-rack and have an old Lucozade bottle as an oil vapour catch tank. Eat yer hearts out retro Vee-dub-fags...

 

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-405-mi-16x4-not-205-gti-309-gti/111433161

 

This looks totally brilliant and well worth the 800 quid he's asking for. x4 too so snowkaos proof.

[Doctormop]

Surely you could do worse than this Scorpio Ultima if your after a reasonable estate car;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-P-Ford-S ... 5d351dd2d6

 

ps Volvo-camping bird looks 900% underwhelmed by the whole "tent on an amazon's arse lets get away from it all megabreak".

[gtd2000]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-GRANADA-GL-AUTO-BLUE-pick-up-project-spares-or-repair-/280968179268?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416b022e44

 

Quite impressive chopping up a Granada to make a Hyundai Pony pickup truck replica

[gtd2000]

 

 

didnt mad max have one of these in the original filum?

 

Were you thinking of this?

 

[AeroNautiCal]

Be the envy of precisely no one by buying this shed...

 

Will have to be dealing with solicitors, so it could drag out for a few months.

 

Vehicle has been off road since 1994 - so is pre-SORN.

 

I am a 3 hour round trip away from Jaywick, but expect to be up there several times over the next couple of months.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-TRANSIT-MK2-AMBULANCE-DIESEL-/190728935378?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c685497d2

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-DATSUN-1 ... 0954930148

 

HOT

[cort16]

Those hub caps are just bloody brilliant. My old boy had a saloon 120Y he painted two tone silver and green with those hub caps. It was class but the paint job proved

too irresistible to the people of the 80's and he sold it soon after much to my horror.

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mk2-escort-4-door-13gl-mint-and-original-condition-partex-mk1-sierra-cortina-no-swaps/111387118

 

NOM NOM NOM.

[chaseracer]

 

Coming to a short oval track near you. And probably getting stuck...

[retrogeezer]

beige Escort is well lush like...

[Adrian_pt]

Have we missed this?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Muscel-Aro-4x ... 3ccab748d8

 

 

Words cannot describe.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-416-SLI-/110953569588

 

This looks nice, only £200 with a day to go, 54k and a full ticket

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEPHRA-BONITO ... 8183485%26

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-DAIHATSU ... 2c683ad1c2