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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Hummer-H ... 2ebdf7aaba

 

'Unlike all other huumer H2 limos this executive limo is a true statement of real whealth'

 

OH RLY?

 

I followed the link to the "London Motor Museum" & watched the video... and - surprise surprise - it's full of seppo barges and is run by some american mongtard who spends 10 mins mouthing off about how it's all about chopping suspension & flashy paint jobs. Such a wanker.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Cheap mondeo estate with all the toys and long T&T ... £595

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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Cheap mondeo estate with all the toys and long T&T ... £595

 

That's just my cup of tea. V6 as well! Dark green / cream leather is always a great combo. Bargain!

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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I FAIL. :(

 

That's alright Trig, gives it more coverage (I'm the one selling :) )

blguy1975 Rank: Austin Maxi

blguy1975

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A bit salty at £2500, but I would....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-MORRIS-M ... 1e6d82cb9f

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-124-SPOR ... 4d00cd5f56

 

TEH SEX

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SOLD-Shabby-c ... 4ab6ff9a7d

Apparently now sold for a bargain £350...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-vent ... 41654af609

 

Unique numberplate suitable for dog lovers.

 

That Vauxhall lookes like it has run Me over in my Onesie :D

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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My mind is boggled over how he's managed to consistently take such out of focus photos. That level of blurryness takes specialist equipment!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YELLOW-AUSTIN ... 0797041784

 

I bet you're already fizzing at the bung hole to buy this 'styleheap'. Well wait till i tell you that its an AUTO! YEAH thats right you can look this cool at 36mph while the engine frantically shuttles between 3500 and 5500 rpm flinging you back and forth in you seat like a fucking bombay shitehawk. AWFUL

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-1300- ... 0875762847

 

"HEY YOU GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW RIDE, I HAVENT GOT A JOB, A POT TO PISS IN OR A FUCKING CLUE SO IN TERMS OF MODS I'M GOING TO PAINT IT WITH SOME LEFTOVER ‘SCORCHED OAK’ WOODSTAIN AND LOWER IT BY REDUCING THE TYRE PRESSURES’

 

‘I don’t think that will look too great TBH and the tyre pressures thing will spoil the handling, why not just enjoy it as-is?’

 

WHAT!! U’R ALL JUST H8RS, FUCK THE LOT OF YOU, I’M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY AND HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I DIE, THAT WILL TEACH YOU! MODS! AaaaRrrggh!!!! WANKERS

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VIVA ... 3cc5a3dbc3

 

Bloody hell!, This is stunning!, It's only covered 14000 miles from new and it has £1500 ono in the window!, Bargain i say!

 

This ended at £1811 in the end, more then he was asking for in the window which is unsurprising really, I'm more surprised is that it didn't make more!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT DANNY DYER PORTALOO MUGGING ME OFF MUGGY MUGSTER YOUR FIRM ARENT AS TASTY AS OURS PISS STOP RABBIT HUTCH

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/micro-caravan ... 35bc04afac

 

'An Early and scarce 60's Hoolivan. Believed to have been owned by the QPR boot boys to sneak past the OB on the way to a Millwall away match.'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-AUDI-90- ... 3cc5fb3392

 

Quick eBay checklist:

 

Shit photography: YES.

 

Random chavs in background: YES.

 

Can't be arsed to open door before pictures: YES.

 

Random photograph of random shit in rear: YES.

 

Armani & Navy watch: YES.

 

Suitable parking spot: TOO FUCKING RIGHT M8.

 

Vedict?

WINNER!

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Those 127 1300 GTs are cracking little cars. £385 is not a lot of cash though an unknown ignition problem could be a hole in the pocket scenario.

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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I'd imagine that a 'comedy' picture like the above and a picture of the interior of a different motor will really help this sell :roll:

 

Then again I did buy a car on eBay that used completely bogus "mint condition" pictures that sealed the deal for me... :evil:

 

Not be doing that again any time soon! :mrgreen:

Paul Dupart Rank: BL Wedge

Paul Dupart

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"this is old but still like new lol has no dents or scatches,the car is just the way it was in 1979,it has only had 1 owner from new has not been started for about 10 months but was running perfect. "

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /101832291

£600.

 

....it needs a new front bumper, so we've affixed a springer spaniel as a temporary measure

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