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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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I might buy that 123 just for the sunroof. They are so simple and satisfying to use, if you slam it shut whilst braking it could be a very effective guillotine.

Bit of welding and a good clean that could be sitting outside another Guardianista's £2,000,000 semi in Clapham with a nice couple of grand profit.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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As an all-purpose wagon I can't think of much better

 

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Estoura"?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4567725/Customised_Vespa_looking_for_a_swap_for_a_vw_camper_van_tax_and_motd/

 

'I'm looking to swap for a vw type 2 or a split screen camper must be in good condition taxed and motd'

 

FLOL. Somehow I am struggling to imagine one single offer of a £15,000 camper van for a £1,500 at best 'super rare' Vespa, that's neither super, nor rare.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I've had a re-think on that R5 Turbo and I've decided if he lived near here I'd go for a poo down that sticky out pipe on the n/s/f wing. I'd then try and encourage him to rev the bollocks out of it, just as his bird was leaning out of the bedroom window telling him to STFU.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The time before direct injection, swirl flaps and high pressure fuel pumps that are keyed to the shape of the original owners face.

No T&T but full BMW service history. Looks tidy and will probably plod along for another 100k £395

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rare-diesel-1995-bmw-325-tds-1-owner-full-bmw-service-history-21-bmw-stamps-44-mpg/1067371884

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Basically it is the same as the photoshopped image in this listing, same colour and design, but with different wheels.

 

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Yeah, basically My Mrs is just like ex-page 3 cock throbber Jackie Degg; same colour, a woman, just different tits.

 

No mot or tax, needs the exhaust sorting as it's blowing and the clutch will need changing soon. Starts and drives fine but will need a new battery. Also needs rear lights sourcing and fitting.

 

Naturally

 

 

lassified Ad price:

£1,250.00

 

Level 9.7 Deluded

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-Pickup-Hotrod-street-car-custom-car-track-car-modified-fun-car-/261497290647

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, Junkman, outlaw118 and 3 others
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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Inspired by this thread, I have mostly spent this evening refining an ebay search for shite. I present, instant, up-to-date misery: http://www.ebay.co.uk/dsc/Classic-Cars-/29751/i.html?_from=R40&_udhi=2000&LH_TitleDesc=1&_nkw=tlc&_udlo

'tlc' - seems to dredge up some horrors, good thinking. Perhaps widen the scope beyond just Classic Cars to see the full spectrum of despair?

bicyclerepairmand Rank: Toyota Starlet

bicyclerepairmand

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I did, but it wasn't a patch on the classic car section for miserable basket cases. If you want a large selection of utterly tedious and boring cars, switch to the main car section and search for 'future classic'.

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bicyclerepairmand Rank: Toyota Starlet

bicyclerepairmand

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Maybe 'tlc' actually stands for 'totally lost cause'

  • Luckythirteen, anonymous user and michael t
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gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-xr4i-german-spec-/251554640890

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As evidenced by RHD. Would love to watch it being inspected by the German TÃœV for the roffler of my lifetime.

 

Curiosly enough, a German mate of mine has a UK registered Toyota Supra ('95 Vintage) that had some work done to it in Germany and then was put through a TUV test at the local garage to check it over - it had no issues at all and they said it would have no trouble passing the UK MOT. A few days later, it made its way to Dover, to be MOT'd once he rolled off the ferry.

 

It failed the MOT... :shock:

Sloth in a bowl Rank: Renault 16

Sloth in a bowl

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On gumtree there is a 100 quid Citreon AX in Walsall with tax and test!

 

Typing this in on phone so can't do proper link.

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