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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Shitting Nora that is amazing. The lad must have some massive spuds to put that up for sale on the internet where everyone in the entire world can see just how mind-warpingly shit his 'creation' actually is

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The heights of engineering reached in the veyron have been equally matched by all the crocks of shit half cocked home brew efforts it's spawned.

That's one is exceptionally shit though.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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NOT VULAGALOUR'S BROTHER'S VW'S ROOF POLYFILLA POLLY PUT THE KETTLE ON WE'LL HAVE LOL

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bugatti-Replica-Kit-Car-/221458726414?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338ff7fe0e

 

I honestly think that's probably the best 'replica' EVER. It's so utterly hopeless he should have an award of some sort.

 

'I have had the shell built up on my own Elise'

 

I bet Lotus are shitting themselves.

 

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I honestly can't stop laughing at it. That picture looks like it was taken from the cast off bits of the dinosaur exhibition at Chester Zoo.

 

ahahaha

 

It looks like a giant cake

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Here's a rough-looking but top of the range 504 saloon in the parts section.

 

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This is the sort of thing I'd be all over if I still had my storage.  And some money.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I love this. Striking colour, the all important light coloured (non grey) interior, plastic wood and above all else it's a saloon! I wish I needed a modern car, really.

 

 

My Dad has that colour in 5 door form. Actually looks pretty nice.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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This was listed at £400 and attracted no bids so he has relisted it at £460 with no obvious changes. Good Luck!$_57.JPG

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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The same bloke had black 155 16v for sale for a year or more, he let me drive 70 miles to see it without telling me it didn't start, he had no means of starting it, there was no access with another car to jump it because of all the derelict shite in the way. It was parked bollock deep on his lawn with this alongside in 2011 and neither had moved in years. Hopeless.

The day wasn't wasted though because I bought a Merc CLK 320 on the way home!

Jon Rank: Renault 16

Jon

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A few more recent listings on Trademe, using my favourite filters - Any make/model, $0-$4000, any-1990:

 

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$2000 start, no bids yet.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/morris/auction-739480228.htm

 

 

One for Ratdat

 

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/auction-738964205.htm

 

 

How clean is this?!

 

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-738948911.htm

 

 

Check this out for a neat home built job!

 

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Thought it was based on a South African bakkie but it seems not. Rear lights aside, I reckon this is spot on. Currently $1500, reserve met. WOULD.

 

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/ford/auction-739377879.htm

Jon Rank: Renault 16

Jon

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I can appreciate that some effort has been put in to this Triumph and that the owner is clearly enthusiastic about it but I think it's clearly a case of it being something created more for pretty pictures than actual driving pleasure.

 

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/triumph/auction-734880416.htm

 

I saw this actual example a few months back, knocking around a local seaside resort on a beautiful sunny day, doing the local poseurs route through the town centre. It had those silly crates of beer strapped down with that yellow ratchet and as it cruised slowly down the street, all you could hear was the tinkle tinkle of the bottles hitting each other, as the four young lads looked on nonchalantly, pretending not to notice the din.

 

Shame the racket's not highlighted in this self-indulgent video:

 

http://vimeo.com/86679940

 

 

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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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^

 

 

 

Shameless keywording: 
Stance slammed oldschool cefiro supra skid drift

 

 

bit late for that, the whole thing is shameless

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