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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That CF just made it onto my watch list...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I don't know what's more impressive here. The surely ridiculous claim he's spent £40,000 on this piss pot, or that he's trained a shitting monkey to take the picture/s for him 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-206-MODIFIED-FULLY-CUSTOM-SHOW-CAR-/231251064158?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d7a3355e

 

'£40K SPENT'

 

 

'Price:£4,000.00. Make offer'

 

'the bodywork is impressive and to this day shows no signs of depreciation'

 

Q) Have you got a tanker load of TCP at all?

A) No, why?

Q) I have been severely stung by your irony.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Credulity stretched to the max, yo!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-MAZDA-323-MANCHESTER-UNITED-PROFESSIONALLY-WRAPPED-TRIBUTE-MUFC-/321419950702?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad61f3a6e

 

 

'No expense spared with the wrap, it cost £1700'

 

Belief defied. If this was parked near my house the urge to take a large Eartha on the bonnet would be too much to ignore.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I take that back, belief defied slightly more

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SUZUKI-IGNIS-SPORT-YELLOW-4000-OF-EXTRAS-A-ONE-OFF-FSH-POSS-PX-SWAP-/161327982616?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258fe5a818

 

'"OVER £4000 WORTH OF EXTRAS". ON TOP OF BASIC CARS VALUE!'

 

I wouldn't fancy playing cards with the seller, he must have the King of Bullshit up his sleeve.

  • michael t, Semi-C and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WARNING THIS CAR IS HAUNTED BY THE SHADOW OF SIMON COWELL ABOUT TO ANSWER A 1970s TELEPHONE AS HE EATS A POT NOODLE WITH A FORK 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-MG-MGF-TAHITI-BLUE-WITH-ORIGINAL-LOW-MILES-AND-EXTRAS-A-ONE-OFF-MG-MGF-/331224279809?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1e816b01

 

'This car is a one off and has a lot of upgrades to make it what it is. These include:

COBRA STYLE STRIPES

PART PAINTED WHITE DASH AND BODY PANELS'

dave21478 Rank: Renault 16

dave21478

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Class. I love it when peoples idea of interior styling is to pop off each easily removable bit of interior plastic and paint it some gaudy colour. Its pretty high on my list of reasons to avoid buying a certain car as its a certain sign of a knuckle-dragging moron.

gordonbennet Rank: Renault 16

gordonbennet

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I don't know what's more impressive here. The surely ridiculous claim he's spent £40,000 on this piss pot, or that he's trained a shitting monkey to take the picture/s for him 

 

$_84.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-206-MODIFIED-FULLY-CUSTOM-SHOW-CAR-/231251064158?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d7a3355e

 

'£40K SPENT'

 

 

'Price:£4,000.00. Make offer'

 

'the bodywork is impressive and to this day shows no signs of depreciation'

 

Q) Have you got a tanker load of TCP at all?

A) No, why?

Q) I have been severely stung by your irony.

 

You just know that after spunking £40k on this eyesore that the tyres (sorry elastic bands) are going to be some unheard of Chinese Ditchfinder shit with more vowels than letters in the bloody name.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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ebay photographer of the day. Not one of the pictures is even vaguely in focus, which is pretty much impossible these days unless you're using your grandpa's box browny. What really amazes me is they must have looked at the pictures after uploading them to ebay and though "yes, these pictures are good enough!"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-525-DIESEL-M-REG-/281354370064?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item418206fc10

 

Never praise the day before it's over.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Daimler-for-restoration-or-parts-Stored-for-over-25-years-/141310833123

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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That P6 is lovely, the colour is dreadful on one level but perfect at the same time.  I'd probably bypass my dislike of saloons and autos for that although I'd imagine its performance is quite pedestrian.

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