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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Certainly looks 'ready to collect', I would say you'll be away within 5 minutes of arriving

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Auction title: Crewe Built 4-door family saloon car SRH 14747

 

You have to guess what it is, but like all good auction listings, a lot of the clues you need are right there in the title. 

 

 

It's a Ro**s Ro**e

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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*pulls headlight flasher stalk*

*headlight falls off car*

 

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  • Junkman, anonymous user and outlaw118
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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Have we had this POS yet?

 

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Look at the rear bumper exhaust damage?

 

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  • Junkman, brickwall and Squire_Dawson
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EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

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ffs these people are just asking to get posted on the AS Tat thread aren't they

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-capri-2-8i-special-crystal-blue-rare-colour-/131149595264?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e89200280

 

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also I have bin told the reg reverts to dagenham Essex so could of bin a ex company car because of the reg the on Jamie Oliver's brooklands is uvw

 

But yours is UVX ya donut!

 

Its just a common Essex reg, loads of chod still about down these parts ending VW and VX.

 

Nice try though...

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Cor, that SVX is a beauty.  Terrifyingly complex 90's electronics but nice nonetheless.  They seem to be coming up out of the woodwork lately, they've never been common but there's 2 or 3 on ebay right now.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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I hate to think how many photos there are of me at car shows, having wandered into someone's shot just as they press the shutter. They wanted a photo of a car, instead I single handedly pushed the BMI of their image into the danger zone. A stranger actually showed me their camera at the last Event City show. I'd managed to walk in front of their camera with such precision I could have used their picture for my photo card renewal. You couldn't even see the car he was trying to photograph.

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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That you with the invisible Cuban Cigar Conrad?

 

No, if I was anyone in that image I'd be that guy behind the bonnet who's spotted the camera and realises he can't get out of the way. Only I'd be eating something. 

  • Inspector Morose and anonymous user
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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Be like Brewer again! Cheapest one of these I have seen since Wheeler Dealers. To be fair it sounds like the worst one also.

 

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Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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PIF!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RETRO-RENAULT-5-PRIMA-CAMPUS-3-DOOR-1390-CC-/141234566385?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e23c74f1

 

PAF!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-RENAULT-CLIO-RL-PRIMA-RED-/141235678682?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e24d6dda

 

POF!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-1-2-Versailles-3-door-Hatch-41500-miles-spares-repair-/131148625270?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e89113576

 

 

So far £105 gets all three ( at the moment ). It's the Mini Renner triple y'all!

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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