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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Someone I worked with at Husco, who had the name Scott, claimed to be X army, and had blagged the Job Title Manufacturing Engineering Manager, claimed to have worked at the Jensen Factory in Speke.

That he was a total liar, and criminally intent, probably doesn't explain the shit design of the front. I looked at that and thought it must me an mx5 based kit.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This looks like it failed Paul and Barry Chuckle's quality control test

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-2CV-TRIKE-600CC-/301798179986?hash=item464492c492:g:qn4AAOSw4UtWRfvW

 

 

'BUILT FOR A SMALLER PERSON'

 

That's the politest way of saying 'circus freak' I've read.

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

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The earlier (pre-face lift) cars are definitely getting rarer.  I've not seen one on the road in 3 months of ownership and a year of looking.

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

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The divot selling that GS pickup describes it as an AMi 8  :roll: 

Good job the auction  has ended. I might have had to go take a look at that, just to find out what it is made out of.

Could it be a cut down GS Van?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I quite like this

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Ignis-2001-Yellow-Automatic-5dr-1-3ltr-Petrol-MOT-NOT-RENEWED-/252171622329?hash=item3ab69997b9:g:hU4AAOSw14xWOghR

 

It has no MOT, 'steering rack wobbly', looks awful and is £99 thus is so bad to be actually great. It's also local so I'll bang it on my watch list.

 

 

ps: Does anyone else like finding local cars on eBay and trying to work out exactly (i.e what road or part of town) they're on? Probably just me, but I'm sad enough to get a kick out of it.

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Zantimisfit Rank: Citroen Ami

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That's not a joke, is it? Someone is asking £4500 for what is essentially a pile of rusty metal...

Actually its more than 4500, because you also have to rent the skip to throw it in

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Just open the f*****g door, FFS

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-dual-fuel-/262145347213?hash=item3d09148e8d:g:e5wAAOSwT4lWSIKn

 

£500 for an elderly dual fuel Astra. GLWTO

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hang on, just found an even better mingebag Vauxhall

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CORSA-B-1-7-Diesel-1997-/272046375660?hash=item3f573a42ec:g:73cAAOSwsFpWSHqE

 

 

'Congratulations SCFC you're the first bidder. Hope you win'

 

So do I mate, so do I.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Did you put the car on eBay, love?

(sigh) yes dear

And did you mention no MOT? 

Yes dear

And did you take a few good pictures to help the sale?

CBA

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-ZT-1-8-TURBO-/191738722186?hash=item2ca484b78a:g:FPUAAOSwiwVWSHgx

 

'in need of a couple of tyres & other bits and bobs'

 

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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ps: Does anyone else like finding local cars on eBay and trying to work out exactly (i.e what road or part of town) they're on? Probably just me, but I'm sad enough to get a kick out of it.

No, I do that too - I nearly creamed my pants once when there was a Merc advertised and it was so local you could see my house in some of the photos!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Shitting Norah, looks at this!

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-240-GLT-Estate-1989-Grey-Black-Leather-Interior-MOT-06-2016-800-or-offers-/171999652273?hash=item280bfa69b1:g:HZMAAOSwvt1WSHod

 

£800 or best offer

 

Looks brill for the money, long MOT too.

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