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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Commer Commer Commer Commer Commer Chameleon

 

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....You come and go, you come and go

 

Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams

 

Covered in green, covered in gree-eee-eee-eeeen

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

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That Avante looks great! Makes me wonder if it's all show and no trousers.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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It's like xr3i's. There seems to be 9 convertibles for every 1 hatchback for sale. Who bought them all?

 

What are these Land Rovers actually like? There's so much scene tax, life style one life bollocks about them it's hard to get a gauge on them.

This pickup is for sale with the 2.5 di engine (I presume from the transit) for £2200 and it's doesn't look to bad. I

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/land-rover-110/1085611064

Bit of a marmite car, in terms of what you get for your money a Toyota or Nissan is better for performance, space, comfort, probably reliability too.  However the Land Rover has a huge amount of charm and the simplicity means they've got real integrity, but that's all lost when you hang aftermarket accessories on it.

 

If it's badged 110 or 90 then a diesel would have the 19J engine, a diesel turbo.  The Defender (110 or 90) came with the Tdi, first the 200Tdi and later 300Tdi and they are a much better engine.  Conversions are available and have been done, but check for quality of installation.

 

Rust on the chassis is the biggest problem (usually most visible on the rear crossmemeber where other cars have a rear bumper), rust on the bulkhead comes next.  Otherwise they're quite easy to fix, parts backup is excellent and forum support is good too.

 

I'm 6'1" tall and it's got enough room for me but you have to bend yourself into its shape.  A bit like riding a motorbike really.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This excellent knob van is back on leboncoin:

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/721479163.htm?ca=7_s

 

So tempting. I'm thinking drive to Luton airport with the A frame in the boot, flight to CDG, train to where it is, drive it back to Luton airport, hook it on the A and drive home. Outbound flight is at 7.10 am so could even do it in a day. I've studied the logistics man.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Which car gets the ladies wetter than an otters pocket?

 

Pretty sure that belongs to someone on here (or used to).

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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There is so much to say about this listing, none of it good.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-AX-1-5-Diesel-33-000-miles-/301363502670

 

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That's been on ebay several times before at scrap value. Consensus = dreamer

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-CITROEN-BX17-TZD-DIESEL-TURBO-GREY-/251688231019?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a99c9a06b#ht_1065wt_1400

 

This looks dead good

 

 

THIS IS A GENUINE SALE, CHANCE FOR SOMEONE TO ACQUIRE THIS MINIMALIST,

ECONOMIC AND STYLE ICON CLASSIC

 

 

Good one

 

Ad does though use phrases like "STRONG ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION" and "SUSPENSION RISES THROUGH ALL THREE SETTINGS" (there are four) so maybe not an 100% honest seller

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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CHANCE FOR SOMEONE TO ACQUIRE THIS MINIMALIST,

ECONOMIC AND STYLE ICON CLASSIC

 

I can imagine John Prescott evocatively slamming shut the back cover of Terence Conran's 'Directory of Design' book, then writing the above bollocks

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

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Doesnt work Boll,

 

You'd need to drive around 150 miles to Calais, in an unroadworthy car that hasnt driven in 6 months. Dieppes a little closer, but a much slower crossing.

 

Of course if you took the paperwork & plates from a Uk equivalent, together with a large bag of spanners.....

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Hmm yes I see that now, it didnt say that on its last excursion on LBC.

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nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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Day do- able from the south coast if you use the tunnel. Assuming the brakes arent binding......

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/722267765.htm?ca=7_s

 

Left hand drive BARN FIND P6 v8, you must have had to be pretty hardcore to buy one of these in France in the early 70's instead of a DS or whatever

 

For those who wanted a car that looks good, actually works, and has twice the power of a DS, it wasn't a bad choice.

His children not puking in it as soon as it is in motion was an added bonus.

dugong Rank: Renault 16

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Until the gearbox shits itself. Or the ignition goes. Or it causes Volvos to break down. Or one of many other mysterious maladies. 

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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That seems a remarkable bargain.  Almost tempting...hey Bo11ox, chuck that on an A-frame behind the 305 van when you're heading back, yeah?  Thanks.

Yeah I thought that and not too far away. Trouble is the poole cherbourg crossing with the trailer is 500 quid which removes any profit that could of been had. Unless anyone has any shit that needs transporting out there to cut costs

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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That's been on ebay several times before at scrap value. Consensus = dreamer

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-CITROEN-BX17-TZD-DIESEL-TURBO-GREY-/251688231019?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a99c9a06b#ht_1065wt_1400

 

This looks dead good

 

 

Good one

 

Ad does though use phrases like "STRONG ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION" and "SUSPENSION RISES THROUGH ALL THREE SETTINGS" (there are four) so maybe not an 100% honest seller

 

Also, there is this:

 

 

FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY.

 

which always tempts me to go there, give the car a two-second glance, then say "nah, m8, tis a dog", turn around and walk away.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Until the gearbox shits itself. Or the ignition goes. Or it causes Volvos to break down. Or one of many other mysterious maladies. 

 

Not all of them are haunted.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Someone bought a big house overlooking Gateshead and got a tidy-looking XJ8 with FSH for free.

 

Then listed it under 'car manuals and literature', which helps explain the lack of bids.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-Xj8-Executive-/261631877306

 

No MOT, but whaddya want for £250?

 

That Jag looks perfect on that gravel, whereas the de-badged 320d that the new owner prefers ,makes it look like a rather pushy double glazing salesman is visiting

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It is our intention to restore it when time allows and the price is for the finished car. However our workshops are very busy at the moment so work is unlikely to start anytime soon.

 

Brilliant, how about I take my 175,000 and buy one that's already been restored that I can drive just now?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Classic-Cars-/29751/i.html?_sop=10&_pgn=4&_skc=150&rt=nc

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