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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Hello, Stupid & Co Customs, how may I help?

 

'I believe you do custom painting?'

 

Yes, sir, we do.

 

'Can you draw absolutely anything at all?'

 

Yes, sir, we can

 

'FUCKING GREAT! I'd like a picture of Katie Melua after she'd been eating magic mushrooms and then went paintballing in Delamere Forest on the tank for a kick off'

 

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'Oh, yes, that class. Next up I want one of The Bangles walking like an Egyptian as she holds up a giant fish carcass and Asterix the Gaul is behind her'

 

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Oh, yes, utterly brilliant so far. Now, next up I'd like to see Lemmy from Motorhead riding across Prestatyn beach on his nan's best tea towel on a white horse. But make sure he's doing a Usain Bolt pose at the same time. And perhaps have some sort of giant knob shaped things dotted about too. Oh, and don't forget to make sure the 'artist' sounds like a character from Thomas the Tank Engine'

 

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'That's quite literally G R 8. How much did you say, £4,995? I'm on me way over now...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kawasaki-vn800-drifter-Custom-Indian-tribute-bike-poss-p-ex-big-twin-Harley-/331082540727?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item4d160ea6b7

 

You forgot to mention the drowning Pomeranian on meth:

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Strewth this is lovely, is D-reg the earliest you can get?

 

Earliest production cars would be A-reg. Yes, the P6 celebrated its 50th this year.
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-zx-volcane-/261348748753

 

2.0 8v Volcane, he's had this on eBay about 1000 times but must have been mucked about every time, now its £300 opener with no bids yet, it looks flipping ace! Typically its in Devon of course.

 

 

Those Volcane ones are the absolute bollocks, I wish mine was one of them. Pretty sure they did they a TD version, if that was a bit closer/I had some money I think I'd buy it and convert it to diesel. 

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Conrad D. Conelrad

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MINIK

 

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Please note the last picture above is 10 years old

 

So it doesn't look that good anymore?

 

No, no it does not. 

 

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I suppose once you've robbed the engine from a Metro you've got a load of bits left over, so why not...

 

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phil_lihp

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-zx-volcane-/261348748753

 

2.0 8v Volcane, he's had this on eBay about 1000 times but must have been mucked about every time, now its £300 opener with no bids yet, it looks flipping ace! Typically its in Devon of course.

 

I'm sure there would be a way for me to help get it from Devon to you.  You should definitely get on that, it does look nice.  Not V8 P6 nice, but nice all the same.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Christ that is hideous!!! The Metro dash is quite neat mind you.

 

It is isn't it? Looks neater than Austin-Rover's own interior facelifts!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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FORD MONDEO ST200 WITH 4x4 SYSTEM

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-ST200-with-4x4-system-/161166543015

 

Sounds interesting, have you converted it to 4wd?

 

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Hmm, not yet then. 

 

INteresting nugget in the Q&A's:

 

 

 

Q:  Hi mate I'm interested in this. I currently have a Cougar 4x4 (same modification as yours) and an actual Mk1 Mondeo 4x4. What is your reserve please? 

 

Wow you must have to be pretty hardcore to convert a Cougar to 4wd. Nice work!

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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There is a "popemobile" version of the Fiat near me, however if it comes up for sale I fear you will have to beat me off for it.

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Volksy

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I fear you will have to beat me off for it.

 

erm....

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himoverthere

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Check this bucket of toss out. The window looks like the bathroom of a Rhyl pensioner's bungalow, andf the interior the same as a 1967 static caravan

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-limo-stretch-town-car-with-great-numberplate-Runs-well-/321270304496?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd33cef0

 

 

I'm going to suggest that £950 is stretching it more than Bella Emberg's thong.

That's rough as - but, you know, I'm won over by the fact that it has a VHS in it. I do like a car in which my passengers can watch films on defunct formats.

 

Judging by the well-cared for condition of the rest of the car, I'm sure the VHS has been well maintained and works perfectly.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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5.7 ford engine runs well.

 

This might be a cheap ticket to a perfectly healthy 351W. Have receptacle in form of a Sunbeam Alpine ready when buying.

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brickwall

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Heritage certificate: The Rust is Genuine â„¢

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Negative Creep

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I'm sure there would be a way for me to help get it from Devon to you.  You should definitely get on that, it does look nice.  Not V8 P6 nice, but nice all the same.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-zx-volcane-/261348748753

 

2.0 8v Volcane, he's had this on eBay about 1000 times but must have been mucked about every time, now its £300 opener with no bids yet, it looks flipping ace! Typically its in Devon of course.

 

 

Not too far from me is assistance is needed

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