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Eye turner HAS to become an AS catchphrase, like Pogweasel pink!

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God this is fucking hideous and I want it so much. awful colour, lowest powered engine and its only about 5 miles away too. no room, no room..

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I've emailed the seller about this one but I have a feeling our ideas of what its worth are not going to be compatible.

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I had a 1.6 Merit auto earlier this year and it was a great car   , wish i had kept it 

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Remember when the whole of the UK motoring press went nuts for these but to the surprise of no-one in the real world they turned out to be totally shit and no-one bought them?

Live your 1970's open doored milk float dreams as these come crashing into shite price territory. £1100

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-1007-dolce-low-miles-tax-and-mot/1037968728#photo-content

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This little polo looks nice and it's only done 42,000 miles. I feel I should buy this and stick on ebay for 3 grand (before finally selling it for £500) after concocting some story about how Mrs Miggins walked passed the VW dealer on Crow Road in Glasgow every day on her way to her job of cleaning the toilets of the local sewage works.  She dreamed of the day she could have that shiny red VW polo that sat out on the forecourt. Her bunions longed for it. Well Mrs Miggins wouldn't have to wait long as that night at the bingo when she shouted out "69" for only the third time in her life she realised the UK prize linkup of £11,268 was going to be hers. The next day she set of for the VW dealer only to find.........etc bollocks etc

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volkswagen-polo-for-sale/1039188137#photo-content

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Audi 100 being given the all clear by the head gasket failure sniffing dog. Good work K-series.

 

 

One careful, loving lady owner for past 13 years

 

Lorraine often walked passed the Audi dealer in Dundee and dreamed of owning an Audi 100 estate. Her and he motor mechanic dog K-series often took these late night strolls past the forecourts of Dundee but this night was different.. aah fucking forget it!

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/they-dont-make-them-like-this-anymore/1039174693#photo-content

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I think it will be a rear axle from a Cavalier 4x4

 

 

They did make a 4WD GSi, which suffered chronically from 'change-all-four-tyres-at-the-same-time-or the-diff-fucks-up-but-it-will-anyhow' disease. Most got converted to 2WD but I'd have thought they were left as FWD, rather than rear.

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WOOD FIND

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk2-Estate-1968-in-need-of-TLC-Restoration-project-/131050411803?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e8336971b

 

'Unfortunately the car was to be collected last week, by another who would not listen to me when I said the chassis needed bracing before moving it. The result can be seen in the photos.' 
 
The only way to collect that would be on one of those spec lift Mk3 Transits that always seem to have a similar bend in the middle.
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