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Those 'Smith' lorries look like those sort of generic Daewoo/Isuzu/Mitsubishi things. They're the sort of commercial vehicle equivalent of the Fung Shee Wing Wong Dangerwank Chinese scooters.

There's one of those doing the rounds as a removal lorry in Norwich.  It's on about an 07 plate and I'm pretty sure it's badged up as a Daewoo.

 

There's also a Bremach 4x4 truck being used by a local tarmacing firm, which made me grin the first time I saw it.  Kind of like a shit Unimog.

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I think I've just won today's ebay page:

 

$(KGrHqMOKpIFJd!toh7IBScsH4Yjtw~~60_12.J

 

OH YH

$(KGrHqNHJEgFJ,VbtITyBScsG7Mt9w~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-STAG-ESTATE-/281199015627?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4178c476cb

 

'THIS CAR WAS BUILT FOR A RETIRED COLONEL WHO WANTED ALL THE BENEFITS OF A TRIUMPH STAG IN A TRIUMPH 2.5 ESTATE SHELL'

 

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I think I've just won today's ebay page:

 

$(KGrHqMOKpIFJd!toh7IBScsH4Yjtw~~60_12.J

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-STAG-ESTATE-/281199015627?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4178c476cb

 

'THIS CAR WAS BUILT FOR A RETIRED COLONEL WHO WANTED ALL THE BENEFITS OF A TRIUMPH STAG IN A TRIUMPH 2.5 ESTATE SHELL'

 

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The owner of that Trumpet is ok and isn't that much of a bellend in real life. 

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I'm not implying he is, Mark. I'm just pondering why 'the colonel' wanted the benefits of a Stag because I couldn't think of any!

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K-Series Freelander Van with 168,000 miles on it. For some reason the van seems infinetley more appealing to me than the car version.

 

That's a specially trained  HGF sniffer dog that had to be resuscitated after going near this. Would! (the car not the dog)

 

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hgf sniffer dog by cort16, on Flickr

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201310259463551/

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In a newsagent's window about a fortnight ago:

 

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Location:  Hinkley, Leics.

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Lots of these lovely big bad muthas kicking about at the moment. 4.5 bags doesn't seem too unreasonable for a supposedly VGC one.

It looks like HGF sniffer dog's little cousin is giving this example the once over. (To be fair, it could be a horse, or a grizzly bear, or a vole. I'm no good with perspective and they are BIG cars).

 

$%28KGrHqR,%21q4FE0-C2QEYBSVqfzHPCQ~~60_

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-ROLLS-ROYCE-GREEN-/151156607097?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2331a2c879

 

What's that you say little doggy?

"Sniff, sniff, I smell 'living beyond your means' wallet rape . . . . . . . and cat piss. Run away. Woof woof etc."

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That burnt orange is right on many cars but particularly on the A4. Better at standard height with stock rims though.

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