eBay tat volume 3.

[richardmorris]

C6 with one little issue going cheap.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261287214986

[Junkman]

Bodywork issue number one: It looks like Andy Capp

 

 

More like Andy Capp slept with Herbie, no?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That mini is quality.

 

 

Is that the worst soft top yet seen on here? Its easily as bad as that shocking XJ40 a few pages back. Verdict: SHITE

[willswitchengage]

Low miles Honda (learnt to ride on one of these with 81k on the clocks):

 

 

[Jim Bergerac]

For some reason I've always liked those smart Forfours.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161105038693

 

£150 with 12 mins left

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-camper-/271278486586

 

 

 

it had an mot when we got it

 

Brilliant

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow that 306 went for 155 quid!!!!!

[Skizzer]

[That Merc 280SL]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-MERCEDES-280-SE-3-5-AUTO-BLUE-/231043410549?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35cb42aa75

 

MEGA FIT.

 

Seller says:

"Engine starts but is rough and giving black smoke. Possible fault of fuel system or ECU (not Sure)"

 

I'm willing to bet that, on a 1972 engine, it's not going to be an ECU fault. 

 

Wonder how long he spent looking for the ODB II connector?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

That mini is quality.

 

 

Is that the worst soft top yet seen on here? Its easily as bad as that shocking XJ40 a few pages back. Verdict: SHITE

No, I believe this is still the worst. 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Yeah thats pretty bad admittedly, but at least it has a general 'car roof' shape rather than a polytunnel from an abandoned cannabis farm

[cort16]

a terrible trio

 

195 quid K10 Micra. These things seem to have a bit of a scene around them although I learned to drive in one and remember it as dismal.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/nissan-micra-5month-mot/1032327940

 

2.0 Mk3 Astra convertible for £395.

Looks alright

 

As long as you don't look at it from the back.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-astra-20-bertone-convertible/1031993004

 

Low mile Fiat Marea fro £390. This looks to be in amazing good condition normally these things are banged around as they reached old banger status when they where about 4 years old.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-marea-115-elx-18-4-door-saloon-2000-x-reg-met-grey-mot-very-low-miles-great-condition/1032327498#photo-content

[Parky]

eastern Bloc beige lovely

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-1200-/200961673715?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eca3fc9f3

 

[Parky]

This is nice too. 903cc for OMG CHEEP INSHURANZ

 

[cort16]

Motor bike engined shite. Looks well balanced*

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-magenta-kit-car-bike-engine-hill-climb-track-car-yamaha-bike-powered-sports-/310746963711?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4859f65eff

[Parky]

More sub 1 litre awesomeness. Wrong front (off a GTS) but what do you want for two ponies less than a monkey. 'old aaat yer 'Aaand, etc

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-RENAULT-5-TC-WHITE-/221283435621?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3385854465

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-T-Nissan-Primera-2-0-16v-SE-66-000-miles-/321207176687

 

 

 

Rear damge needs vic check

 

[hairnet]

that uno is horn did you see the one for 1200 further down the page........

 

dry store fifeen year

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I'm not even into Japanese stuff and this is still getting me going:

 

 

 

 

THESE CARS ARE IN THE MINUS 10 STILL ON THE ROAD

 

howmanyleft is really taking the piss if it's started going into negative numbers. 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

fucking LOL!

[michael t]

This beauty (when cleaned) could have potential, 3 Grand tho and located in Dublin http://cars.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1972-auto-audi-s-coupe/5406346

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-LDV-PILOT-1-9-T-T-MOBILE-SHOP-MILK-FLOAT-BREAD-VAN-POP-VAN-CHEAP-BARGAIN-/111169915812?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item19e23e4ba4

 

'MUCH DESIRED 1900 ENGINE... VERY DESIRABLE' 

 

Oh God, aye. There must be a queue several counties long for a half-arsed, half-cut, half-bodged Sherpa that looks a bit like a Venetian hearse. With a very desirable engine for carrying pop.

[michael t]

In perfect running order, but no MOT, another Eastern Irish motor   http://cars.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/rover-820/5684210

 

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Regal-3-25-Super-Saloon-1966-Barn-find-/331023340456?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d128753a8

 

'If you 'Trotterise' this car I will take every spare key there is and repeatedly stab you in the eye, whilst simultaneously shoving the spare engine into your Jap's eye with a Perkins powered JCB. You twat'.

[Cavcraft]

 

SOZ M8 I WONTED1 WIV A PINK BLANKIT 

 

 

THX BRUV BUT NUFFINK IN  MY SISE.

 

 

OW MUCHT WIV TXD AN TEST?

 

 

HELL YEAH!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Carter-Invalid-Trike-1952-36-volt-/161107053735?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2582ba8ca7

[michael t]

This will surely make mega money  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Mini-Clubman-Barn-find-/121176757678?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c36b295ae

 

[dollywobbler]

This 37k mile Tipo 1.4 has Temptation written all over it. £445

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-tipo-14-37000-miles-from-new-full-years-mot/1032387963

[Junkman]

This will surely make mega money  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Mini-Clubman-Barn-find-/121176757678?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c36b295ae

 

I'd be more keen to learn about its -errr- barnstablemate:

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-Bmc-Ld-Van-/321208971845

[cort16]

I though the days of 2 inch thick underseal tide lines where over.

I was wrong.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-ford-fiesta-finesse-13/1032391019