eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Trailer Queen!

 

 

BARN FIND

 

I don't befuckinglieve it...

 

FANTASTIC CONDITION FOR ITS AGE

 

You forgot to write that it will appreciate in value.

[Junkman]

Schoolrun shite, if you want your children to stop talking to you.

 

 

Beautiful:

 

[John F]

...there has been alot of body mods...

 

Rant warning...

 

You FUCKING MORON.

 

It's spelt "A LOT", i.e. two sodding words. Do you have aspoon of sugar in acup of bastarding tea? Or go for awalk?

 

Also, "mods" is a fucking plural, you UTTER BELL-END.

 

Now, stop inflicting your SHIT COMMAND OF ENGLISH on me & the rest of the bastarding Internet, you ILLITERATE CUNT.

 

[/rant]

 

Sorry about that, for some reason this moronic 'alot' nonsense really boils my piss.

[Junkman]

Van rouge, not van blanc.

 

[Junkman]

...there has been alot of body mods to get it looking like it is now...

 

Rant warning...

 

You FUCKING MORON.

 

It's spelt "A LOT", i.e. two sodding words. Do you have aspoon of sugar in acup of bastarding tea? Or go for awalk?

 

Now, stop inflicting your SHIT COMMAND OF ENGLISH on me & the rest of the bastarding Internet, you ILLITERATE CUNT.

 

[/rant]

 

Sorry about that, for some reason this moronic spelling mistake really boils my piss.

 

 

Theirs alot off misspelling on Ebay. I still brought a car their.

[Junkman]

Tomorrow's shite today:

 

[Junkman]

With wedding car potential:

 

[Junkman]

Is it wrong to like this?

 

 

It has character:

 

[brickwall]

Not at all, good Sir!

[willswitchengage]

 

Tipo DIGIT... with a diesel engine, and a turbo! And long MOT, tax, history, low miles etc... £700

[skattrd]

I still like that Tipo. If I had one I would probably crash it as I'd be watching the digi dash all the time instead of the road

[barrett]

RE-SPRAYED IN FORD FOCUS ST GREEN THE BODY WAS IN FANTASTIC CONDITION BEFORE PAINTING

 

I can 100% guarantee that the original colour would have been better then this monstrosity.

 

 

I really like that. It looks like a proper 1970's colour of the type you would expect from a Scandinavian or West German marque. Lose the chavy smoked lights, the orange bumpers and some of the unneccessary colour-coding and it will look 250% BOSS, GUARANTEED

[Partridge]

As much as I like cars to look stock, I quite like that Volvo. Wouldn’t do it to my own car though.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Pre injection Escort XR3 on CarandClassic:

 

:passenger rear window needs replacing- (DUE TO ATTEMPTED THEFT)

:passenger door barrel needs replacing- (DUE TO ATTEMPTED THEFT)

Sounds like these things are still a joyrider magne...

 

OH SHIT SOMEONE'S HOTWIRING IT RIGHT NOW

 

[Doctormop]

Straight looking Mazda 626 after being given the Dukes of Hazzard treatment

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAZDA-626-GXI ... 51aae78356

 

"Cheap show car"

[oman5]

Straight looking Mazda 626 after being given the Dukes of Hazzard treatment

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAZDA-626-GXI ... 51aae78356

 

"Cheap show car"

 

thats not shite. its shit.

[outlaw118]

^^^ WORST EPISODE OF TDOH EVAR ^^^^

 

In other news.....

 

Not that I've got any dosh, but this looks like a bit of me....

1990 Bentley Turbo R, looking lovely, £5500 start, proceeds to charidee (mate).

To misquote J Clarkson "How bad can it be?"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BENTLEY-TURBO ... 460e21f49d

 

Probably very bad.

Still want one though!

[dollywobbler]

Good grief. How desperate is that Bentley's number plate? "Looks like Turbo. If you don't understand any English at all."

[outlaw118]

Private Plate.

if you iz ded fik.

[outlaw118]

Moar private plate buumfoolery. Although, thankfully, theres no "Private plate worth moar than 2000" shite

 

Get ready for OMGSUNKAOS!!!

Doesn't look dear...so far £1950 with 1day 20hours left. mot and everyfink.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-300- ... 3a7ffdd9c0

[Guest]

Right hand drive tank project - suit eddie ramrod esq.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-AMX-RAMB ... 3418985%26

[meggersdog]

This looks a lot of car/electrical woes for the money

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C376018

[meggersdog]

European car of the year 1983....(well it should have been as these were fantastic)

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C361969

[meggersdog]

I'm the leader, I'm the leader, I'm the leader of the gang I am.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C376561

[trigger]

Oh man! That was mint when that Cambridgeshire based ebay Citreon specialist chap was selling it!, look!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-CITROEN- ... 7675.l2557

[SambaS]

FSO Polonez, just imported from Poland last night... please bear in mind the chap is Polish before the OMG GRAMMAR KHAOS

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FSO-POLONEZ-BOREWICZ-SWAP-DISEL-/151024598677?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2329c47e95

[John F]

please bear in mind the chap is Polish before the OMG GRAMMAR KHAOS

 

It's actually a lot better than the screed of shit written by many British ebay mongs.

[cort16]

We all know K-series Kills Kittens but this facelift ZT-T looks pretty good value at £795

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover75-mgzt-tourer/1014655923#gallery-item-full-4

[cort16]

14,000 miles Rover 800

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-ROVER-820-SI-AUTO-BLUE-ONLY-14000-MILES-FROM-NEW-STUNNING-CONDITION-/130885031358?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e795b15be

[cort16]

Watched!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/alfa-romeo-alfetta-gtv6-coupe-/281089560102?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41723e4e26