eBay tat volume 3.

[HillmanImp]

That Bluebird is PHIT innit! Ooof. £300 was a bit of a bargain even in ropey condition.

[HillmanImp]

I tell thee something, Monster energy drinks are not fussy on who they sponsor are they?

 

'Great news boss, Vodafone have pulled out of their sponsorship deal with McLaren, this is our chance to get on the big stage and compete with Red Bull in the global marketplace'

 

'Nah, me mate Gav has jus gonnun done a fuckin' wikid job on 'is mums old Ashtraaa innit! Kids round Wakey see that like an our Monsta shit will be flyin out of Rasheeds mini-marts all ova Europe innit boyz'

[Ben_L]

Giffermatic 820/827/SI/Vitesse/Sterling/Turbo for sale...

 

Looks good...

 

Minor dash liftage right there...

They all do that you know...

 

 

SRS light on?

When the car was 6 months old, Rover said it wasn't worth fixing and sent Mutha_Dan on her way, the warranty didn't cover such things as the Safety Supplementary Restraint System

 

 

So, missing interior trim, dash lift, scuttle rust and general "Un-MOT-able" prime top shelf, weapons grade shite can be yours for £700... And you don't even need to use your legs to drive it!

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-2002-Tour ... 4d0ad16d66

 

This looks great and well worth the asking price in my opition.

[RedSparrow]

When the car was 6 months old, Rover said it wasn't worth fixing

 

Is that a genuine quote? Good old Rover!

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegr ... 23293b8304

there is no tax nor M.O.T. you could possibly get temporary plates and drive her home? not sure. I will look into it

Don't bother

[Ben_L]

When the car was 6 months old, Rover said it wasn't worth fixing

 

Is that a genuine quote? Good old Rover!

 

From the advert itself!*

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Winnebag ... 1081421247

 

I literally had it one day before realising I didn't like it

 

TBH I'm surprised it took as long as that, in view of how fucking shat it looks.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LADA-RIVA-150 ... 0877387490

 

This dog-eared old crock is a mater or yards from where I live, I neraly made enquiries about it when I saw it

[flat4alfa]

OMG!

 

TAX EXEMPT!

 

 

CAN ONLY APPRECIATE IN VALUE!

 

Etc.

 

Bit harsh, isn't it?

 

The advert seems to be reasonable & well written, doesn't make any claims about tax-free status (which it will apparently soon have, following the budget gubbins) or appreciating value...

No no... Misunderstood joke on todays news.

 

No quoting whatsoever (unless he amends the text!)

It was mere play on what's expected in the weeks ahead, on this very thread. As you aluded to...

 

I'm sure it's a very nice Beetle shell, with apologies to the owner. An owner that is now minted and I am right jealous

[Alexg]

Nice povo-Sunny, but just check out the OCD way this guy has taken and displayed photographs...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-NISSAN-S ... 3380a724da

[Junkman]

OMG!

 

TAX EXEMPT!

 

 

CAN ONLY APPRECIATE IN VALUE!

 

Etc.

 

Bit harsh, isn't it?

 

The advert seems to be reasonable & well written, doesn't make any claims about tax-free status (which it will apparently soon have, following the budget gubbins) or appreciating value...

No no... Misunderstood joke on todays news.

 

No quoting whatsoever (unless he amends the text!)

It was mere play on what's expected in the weeks ahead, on this very thread. As you aluded to...

 

I'm sure it's a very nice Beetle shell, with apologies to the owner. An owner that is now minted and I am right jealous

 

Wail, a fuggin engine wudd add a shitload of value, wonnitt?

[John F]

No no... Misunderstood joke on todays news.

 

No quoting whatsoever (unless he amends the text!)

It was mere play on what's expected in the weeks ahead, on this very thread. As you aluded to...

 

I'm sure it's a very nice Beetle shell, with apologies to the owner. An owner that is now minted and I am right jealous

 

Ah OK, fair enough

 

Not bad, considering he only bought that shell for its engine!

[ifc63]

 

This dog-eared old crock is a matter of yards from where I live, I nearly made enquiries about it when I saw it

 

The delights of Goddard Street, a rare surviving cobbled street, ideal for those suspension/shake-down tests to see what's loose on any old banger that you might be thinking of buying. Every town should have one

[Angrydicky]

Not sure if we've already had this, but I'm very tempted, to the extent that I'm getting Shiply quotes (help me!)

 

 

Can't believe how cheap these still are, this one's a decent colour and spec as well.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-AUSTIN-M ... 1c3117a90a

[flat4alfa]

Bish Bash Bosch Estate

 

 

£900 Ono

[beko1987]

Bish Bash Bosch Estate

 

 

£900 Ono

 

Bet you £50 that's not there when I have the money!!

[flat4alfa]

£30 foot ferry + £89 to bring it back.

 

Just think of the saving of your fuel costs bringing it back to Bucks by buying 50% of the fuel INSTORE at Tesco

[messerschmitt owner]

I'm not taking that bet!

 

[Spiny Norman]

Barely used Belmont.

 

[Junkman]

[Junkman]

[Junkman]

Die Walküre in brown.

 

 

Would!

[Junkman]

 

ALL BODY PANELS GOOD

 

But not excellent.

 

[Junkman]

[Junkman]

Aces high!

 

[Junkman]

You get three of these to triple your nightmares.

 

[Junkman]

 

Bonus points for photos taken while being visibly intoxicated.

[Junkman]

Oh yessssssssssss!!!!

 

[Junkman]

WOULD!!!