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Paul Dupart Rank: BL Wedge

Paul Dupart

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SHD PASS MOT EASY

 

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The car as you can see from the pictures has a couple of body work issue’s

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-ESC ... 23211eb543

 

that is comedy gold. almost worth a quid just to watch him have a coronary when i refuse to pay for the pile of shite

 

 

You've got to admit though, that it does look quite good in the photo with the 'tarp' over it! :D

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Another seller with a hord of old shite is being sold.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-DOLOM ... 337aed2b01

 

i have owned this car for about 7 years, it is being sold for restoration or spares, i bought if from uxbridge and drove it home

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-TOLED ... 337aed2d1f

 

would not be too difficult to get back on the road, i bought it about 7 years ago to restore

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-GAMMA- ... 337aed2447

 

the inside reminds me of a temperate rainforrest, the screen has been leaking, so very wet

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-8-SERI ... 337aed26ca

 

has quality oak flooring in the back

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-2000- ... 337aed287a

 

has been stored outside under a sheet for about 10 years

 

Good luck with that lot!

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Had a spin in one of these today. GR9 for being mistaken for a minicab driver. 150bhp for 500 quid though - what's not to like?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261079043291

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This is so likeable. £345 with 12 months test and 6 months ticket. 8)

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201231480668687

 

Mr. Grim McGrim from Grimsville called - he wants his car back. Having owned one of these things I have to say it's the worst car I ever had: gutless engine, uncomfortable seats, no handling and no redeeming features whatsoever...

 

Actually no, there was one redeeming feature - it's a car you don't need to lock. You could park it up for a week with the keys in the ignition and it'd be there when you got back.

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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This is so likeable. £345 with 12 months test and 6 months ticket. 8)

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201231480668687

 

Mr. Grim McGrim from Grimsville called - he wants his car back. Having owned one of these things I have to say it's the worst car I ever had: gutless engine, uncomfortable seats, no handling and no redeeming features whatsoever...

 

Actually no, there was one redeeming feature - it's a car you don't need to lock. You could park it up for a week with the keys in the ignition and it'd be there when you got back.

 

So, again, what's not to like? 8)

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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I suppose it's fine for pootling around town if you don't want to be seen in a Micra. :D

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Ambulance please, I've just chopped my knackers off in an unfortunate incident with a food blender'

 

It's outside now sir, please open the front door. Sir? Sir? Are you still there?

 

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ambulance-/22 ... 337acbb58b

 

'sole as seen'

 

Tranlastes to: I'll be on my heels the moment you've passed me the money.

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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I'd say that trailer was more amorphous blob shaped rather than tear-drop shaped... At least you don't have to have it as well.

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Hey look its our favourite 'OMG WOT A GREEDY LYING WANKER' with another LUMP OF WOBBED-UP FRAG FODDER!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OUTSTANDING-1 ... 0807541006

 

"There is also a singed letter in the history file confirming the mileage as correct " yeah singed like the fingers of whoever pays well over the odds after being convinced it's "an investment".

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Tell you what though, it's a real pleasure to see a povo spec one without the usual treatment.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Tell you what though, it's a real pleasure to see a povo spec one without the usual treatment.

 

 

As investments go, I'd say that's a pretty good one. In 10 years or so there will be a big demand for non wankered mk.2s

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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I'd be wary of 150 bhp in a Primera - my late father had a Primera (can't remember what engine but not of the 'go faster' breed) and I very nearly put it in a hedge without much effort.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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I rather like this. Going bloody cheap too. If I had the space (and an HGV licence)...

 

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I reckon a bare chassis cab with the Gardner engine should manage 20mpg if driven gently, so not even that expensive to get home. Don't know how the "booking it in for an MoT" thing would work with an HGV though. :?

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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Hey look its our favourite 'OMG WOT A GREEDY LYING WANKER' with another LUMP OF WOBBED-UP FRAG FODDER!

 

What a pile of shite that advert is.

 

"SERVICE HISTORY" without a single invoice. The fact that they didn't get round to changing the tyres in twenty-six years should tell you all that you need to know about how well that car's been maintained. And then he puts some blurb saying that "restored cars have been neglected".

 

Sure, he does have a knack for finding interesting old motors, and some of them are in GR9 condition. But that doesn't prevent him from being a lying wanker! And 6 bids upping the amount by almost a grand within six hours? In a week-long auction?

 

And check that out: "We are a business selling on ebay it is important to us to maintain our good seller’s reputation and ensure that our customers are completely satisfied......Items bought at auction do not have warranty."

 

I wonder what a court would make of that sort of thinking.

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