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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I'm afraid I'm in the 'or not' camp, and I've got the dustbin full of floorpan to back that up.

 

Actually, I don't think mine was Valencia Blue originally, I was rooting around under the dash and found some night light metallic blue on the bulkhead which I guess is the proper colour. It's had about 7 paint jobs over the years by the look of it...

triumph1300 Rank: Austin Maxi

triumph1300

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That GLC tune cracks me up everytime

triumph1300 Rank: Austin Maxi

triumph1300

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That GLC tune cracks me up everytime

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Brown Talkie Toaster Shite

 

TT4.JPG

I don't want any toast, he doesn't want any toast.

No-one around here wants any toast.

Not now, not ever! NO TOAST!

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man! :D

 

I'll get me anorak.......

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Brown Talkie Toaster Shite

 

TT4.JPG

I don't want any toast, he doesn't want any toast.

No-one around here wants any toast.

Not now, not ever! NO TOAST!

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man! :D

 

I'll get me anorak.......

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Brown Talkie Toaster Shite

 

TT4.JPG

I don't want any toast, he doesn't want any toast.

No-one around here wants any toast.

Not now, not ever! NO TOAST!

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man! :D

 

I'll get me anorak.......

That's exactly what I thought it was too!

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Brown Talkie Toaster Shite

 

TT4.JPG

I don't want any toast, he doesn't want any toast.

No-one around here wants any toast.

Not now, not ever! NO TOAST!

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man! :D

 

I'll get me anorak.......

That's exactly what I thought it was too!

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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TT4.JPG

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Ah, that 80's obsession with putting computers in everything whether it needed one or not

 

No, ita an early Vanden Plank with talking didital dash

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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TT4.JPG

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Ah, that 80's obsession with putting computers in everything whether it needed one or not

 

No, ita an early Vanden Plank with talking didital dash

Guest

Guest

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TT4.JPG

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Ah, that 80's obsession with putting computers in everything whether it needed one or not

 

No, ita an early Vanden Plank with talking didital dash

 

So what is it?

Guest

Guest

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TT4.JPG

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Ah, that 80's obsession with putting computers in everything whether it needed one or not

 

No, ita an early Vanden Plank with talking didital dash

 

So what is it?

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Tidy Volvo 340 GL, which might well be better placed in the 'Bargains' thread...

 

I am prepared to keep this car until it sells for a decent price as I have spent over £2500 on it over the years and could not simply give it away for sweeties!

 

Oh, I see. So you didn't set a silly reserve price then? Good luck backing out of the sale...

 

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Low mileage Citreon C5, full test but no rent. No reserve either.

 

$T2eC16V,!ygE9s7HI7S7BQJBMsWjgQ~~60_12.JPG

Espace. Watch list beckons. Trigger finger itching. Don't finish off tonight's allowance of Belhaven Best. At least not before finding out why it's been laid up since May...

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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$(KGrHqN,!n0F!J08q,s7BQG6S9UK)g~~60_3.JPG

Tidy Volvo 340 GL, which might well be better placed in the 'Bargains' thread...

 

I am prepared to keep this car until it sells for a decent price as I have spent over £2500 on it over the years and could not simply give it away for sweeties!

 

Oh, I see. So you didn't set a silly reserve price then? Good luck backing out of the sale...

 

$(KGrHqF,!lMF!iFJh4nmBQI5bm0zYQ~~60_35.JPG

Low mileage Citreon C5, full test but no rent. No reserve either.

 

$T2eC16V,!ygE9s7HI7S7BQJBMsWjgQ~~60_12.JPG

Espace. Watch list beckons. Trigger finger itching. Don't finish off tonight's allowance of Belhaven Best. At least not before finding out why it's been laid up since May...

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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TT4.JPG

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Ah, that 80's obsession with putting computers in everything whether it needed one or not

 

No, ita an early Vanden Plank with talking didital dash

 

Lets have another look at the toaster

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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TT4.JPG

 

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Ah, that 80's obsession with putting computers in everything whether it needed one or not

 

No, ita an early Vanden Plank with talking didital dash

 

Lets have another look at the toaster

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Now this looks like a bit of alright for a grand. Only done 40k, stainless exhaust and a years mot! Looks like it could do with some XXX mopping.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/triumph-2000-automatic-classic-car-only-40000-miles-from-new/108630411

 

Maximum Roverdrive. 45k 216 Giffomatix for £475

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/auto-rover-216-475-miles45k-taxd-to-ma2013/108645328

 

A diesel Q Plate Escort Mk6 Convertible on shit wheels! Does it get any better? Lets hope so.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-escort-convertable-mk6-turbo-diesel-fitted-good-mpg-may-swap-px/108622887

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Now this looks like a bit of alright for a grand. Only done 40k, stainless exhaust and a years mot! Looks like it could do with some XXX mopping.

145309032.jpg

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/triumph-2000-automatic-classic-car-only-40000-miles-from-new/108630411

 

Maximum Roverdrive. 45k 216 Giffomatix for £475

145351115.jpg

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/auto-rover-216-475-miles45k-taxd-to-ma2013/108645328

 

A diesel Q Plate Escort Mk6 Convertible on shit wheels! Does it get any better? Lets hope so.

145288525.jpg

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-escort-convertable-mk6-turbo-diesel-fitted-good-mpg-may-swap-px/108622887

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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That Escort is awesomely shit. It wouldn't get a q-plate just for an engine swap, would it?

 

What kind of retard puts this in an ad? I 've noticed it a lot lately...

AM NOT IN HURRY TO GET RID OF IT

 

Must be the seller's way of saying "Yeah I know the price is ridiculous, but some mug'll buy it sooner or later"

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