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Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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Say what, sucker?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Car- ... 4604392ea9

 

'Picture shows old and new - a 1950s Moto Guzzi 50cc moped (not included) and the Breeze Electric Car (Test vehicle)'

2) Lithium Batteries @ £10,995.00 (bought outright) Including VAT

Or £8,495.00 with Lithium batteries leased @ £40.00 per month inclusive of VAT (subject to status)

 

You see this is where the electric car thing falls down for me. I dont even spend £40/ month on petrol.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING TRIUMPH, HIS ARSE TOWARDS THE DRIVE. HE SWORE HE WOULD NOT BUDGE AN INCH 'TIL THE FIRE BRIGADE ARRIVE. BUT FRED'S A CRAFTY SOD ALRIGHT, SHE WENT AND SHOWED SOME TITTY AND WHEN THE BOY BENT DOWN TO COP A FEEL, WHOOSH! A HOSE WENT UP HIS SPITTY

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C299451

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-Transit-F ... 3376e7b063

carlo Rank: Renault 16

carlo

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Wasn't there a chap called Andy who used to do weird and wonderful things to Citroen CXs in the 80s? Wondoer if that hearse creation is his. Especially seeing the other creation next to it - what is that??

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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All new electric car has been developed in the New Forest

Really? Because as well as looking like a shit C1, it's also identical to the Chinese built Yogomo Electric car....

 

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Gr888 for death

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Must be that new forest thats just been planted this week in Guanxi province

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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I'm glad they got someone to do their best to copy the fiesta font and make a matching cabriolet badge.Otherwise I wouldn't have noticed that the entire pissing roof was missing and had been replaced with a glorified cagoule.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Mmm, I bet the roof seals really well against the edge of the rear glass there. Very professional. Love the idea of making one of these from a 'Popular' model or whatever it is, the conversion must have cost a decent chunk of the base car price!

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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GLX or GLS?

 

2 litre or 2.9?

 

 

confused? you will be

 

30 minutes to go, 200 quid and reserve not met :roll:

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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70 bhp's of awesome power. NOT.

 

Cambelt was replaced at 27,881 miles so good for another 40,000 miles

 

Replaced 4 and a half years ago? So it's needing replaced again right about now...

 

Has had new hydraulic spheres replaced in 2007.

 

Ditto.

 

And add in the price of replacement tyres. Good luck getting £550 for that heap of shit.

 

I could buy a HDI with a fucking TURBO (and 0-60 in less than a week) for less than his asking price. :roll:

 

Yakshemash. I MAKE GOOD PRICE OF 240. KAN collect 2nite.

Craig the Princess Rank: Renault 16

Craig the Princess

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Having yourself taken out by Dignitas can cost up to £10,000, but this HONDA FIREBLADE powered RELIANT ROBIN is just £2,995....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-HONDA-FI ... 2a1d5370bd

 

That is only 15 miles away from me! Good job I only have £29.95 for I would be pushing up daisies.

 

919 RACE TUNED HONDA FIREBLADE ENGINE.

Because a standard HONDA FIREBLADE ENGINE isn't enough.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Ok I'm boring.

 

To the seller's credit he didn't paint it yellow and put "Trotters Independent Trading - New York Paris Peckham" down the side.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Not a nice sight. What's the car next to it that's been completely destroyed?

 

BMW 8 series??

 

On closer inspection, you're right. It must have been the remains of this one

 

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Got to feel for the guy

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Didn't you used to be able to do cracking 'stoppies' in these things or am I thinking of some other shite van?

 

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Caffiend Rank: Austin Maxi

Caffiend

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Dolomite Sprint for £10K :shock: - even if it has only got 50K on the clock.

 

Looks like a right dog as well. No, really it does.

 

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