eBay tat volume 3.

[Sulla]

Mental merde

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-CITROEN- ... 3f1838f460

 

I want this more than words can say, that dash is why I love Citroen.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This looks like a steaming heap of MUTHA-GRADE SHITE!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LEFT-HAND-DRI ... 0885287469

 

FAULTS THAT ARE KNOWN THE SILENCER HAS BEEN REMOVED BY HIM FOR REPLACEMENT NEW ONE IN THE BOOT,COUPLE OF TINY CHIPS IN WINDSCREEN ,WIPER ARMS NEED REPAINTING BLACK,NEEDS NEW WIPER BLADES AS MISSINGHORN HAS BEEN REMOVED,FRONT DOOR SPEAKERS THAT ARE TOO BIG HAVE BEEN FITTED IN THE DOORS SO WHEN YOU TRY AND LOWER THE GLASS THEY ARE STOPPED BY THEM,THE LAST OWNER FITTED A NEW TOW BAR BUT THERE IS NO BALL FITTED (EASILY AVAILABLE) DONT THINK ITS WIRED UP

 

This previous owner sounds like a bit of a legend, I wonder what other outstanding jobs he's done that our man here has yet to discover

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Porsche- ... 0808203189

 

This manky non-running 928 is a D-reg but has S4 front and back on it, which seems wrong though I am no 928 expert. Anyway, reasonably large stones will be required by the purchaser.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Midi ... 0823503503

 

This looks frigging class, head gasket has gone like but i'm sure thats easily sorted. I would say 95% chance of ending up on a banana boat unfortunately

[cort16]

Raaaaaaaararse

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-couger-v6-custom-car-/320916821178?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ab82214ba

 

LOOK AT THE MONEY SPENT ON THIS CAR ITS A ONE OFF AND A GREAT PROJECT .

 

Yip

[Mr_Bo11ox]

^^^ "Ford Couger", what a twet.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VOLVO-S4 ... 0920725276

 

This looks decent, 1 owner, 152k like. 350 BIN

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fiesta-1 ... 0763720667

 

Runs on unleaded fuel

 

Wow, thats fucking handy, seeing as its all thats been available for about the last 15 years

[Tayne]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Porsche- ... 0808203189

 

This manky non-running 928 is a D-reg but has S4 front and back on it, which seems wrong though I am no 928 expert. Anyway, reasonably large stones will be required by the purchaser.

 

That looks like a massive coolant leak!

[Alexg]

I wanted to fit the large wheels to the bmw and had always wanted to try making larger arches for a car. It turns out this is harder that it looks. the front arches have been rolled and the rear arches where cut, fibre glassed and filled. My filling is not really up to much it would seem and it would need another coat or two before they are finished.

Take it to the bridge

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-BMW-325- ... 46042d49a8

[HillmanImp]

How about a BX for scrap money?

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C298604

[HillmanImp]

Anyone fancy a Sunbeam Rapier for £6,500?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C268854

 

Unfortunately its raining a little outside so the seller instead decided to take some pictures of some pictures of the car. The council estate carpet really sets off the colour, don't you think?.

 

[HillmanImp]

Hey, this ain't bad for BIN £950, Just imported, no brakes, T&T, needs some welding* etc but still looks pretty clean.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-2000-Flavia-saloon-1972-/300717046630

 

 

* probably shit loads of welding

[willswitchengage]

 

3500 British currency units is a lot for a left hooker, but LORDZ!!!!11 is this sexy

[skattrd]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FIAT-X1- ... 0721819167

 

550 BIN for this, its got a years ticket!!! If that is not bought in the first 6 hours i'll eat my hat.

 

Yep, it's gone all ready .... If it hadn't I'd have bought it at that price even though I've nowhere to put it.

[willswitchengage]

LOLing

 

 

Didn't somebody have one of these as their avatar?

 

 

OMG 2.0 1.0 ON LOGBOOK

 

 

no comment needed

[autofive]

what did you use as a search?

 

1 litre wanker mobiles?

[AeroNautiCal]

LOLing

 

 

Didn't somebody have one of these as their avatar?

 

 

OMG 2.0 1.0 ON LOGBOOK

 

 

no comment needed

 

There should be special squads that impound and crush hideous shit like these, at first sight.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Be like me!!!!!

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/327839401.htm?ca=15_s

 

400 quid ono, not too far from the bo11ox museum either, may be able to help someone who needed this in their life

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/323729589.htm?ca=15_s

 

Ex french fire brigade renner 18, this looks class!!! Almost seems a shame to move it, just needs a moustachioed fire officer to be dancing about nearby with some daft accordion music playing to make a sort of french slapstick comedy scene. 400 euro

[Pete-M]

That Mazda is fit.

[vulgalour]

[hhhugues]

 

Superb.

[hhhugues]

and yes, that mazda looks hot !

[Mr_Bo11ox]

^^^^ Beautiful!!!!!

[Volksy]

Be like me!!!!!not too far from the bo11ox museum either, may be able to help someone who needed this in their life

 

M. Hirst.......

[Cavcraft]

Now THIS is how you modify a car

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-eyecat ... 4ab8301743

 

'at the moment there is a life sized tinplate Airedale terrier in the back. There is a red LED mitre bolted to the middle of the bonnet for those special occasions'

 

That is absolutely ace and one of my favourite cars ever on eBay.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

OH IF ONLY IT WAS A TINPLATE JACK RUSSELL I WOOD HAV DEFO BROUGH THIS!!!

[Louise2cv]

I know that place! It's near the Offa's Dyke (now, now...) Centre. Went to a wedding there a couple of years ago and was baffled by the hearse with a fake dog in it. There are/were also two NSU Ro80's in the vicinity.

 

EDIT:

 

Here you go, balance out the weirdness with a hot little 70's German number:

 

 

 

Also,

 

Any questions please phone Andy on : 01blah blah

 

Ok! I'll start: WTactualF?

[Cavcraft]

Say what, sucker?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Car- ... 4604392ea9

 

'Picture shows old and new - a 1950s Moto Guzzi 50cc moped (not included) and the Breeze Electric Car (Test vehicle)'

[Cavcraft]

NOT TRANSIT TREE SURGERY CHERRY INDUSTRIAL ESTATE RACIST

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Victorian-Bat ... 43b0537c10

 

'No permenant site available'

 

Bothered factor: 0/10.