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reluctant sale of my 1976 R reg Mk3 Cortina 2000E, special order factory black with ultra rare Cloud grey interior, 1 of 2 special order factory black 2000Es left, so it is an exceptionally rare spec car, and it is the king of the hill, top of the range 2000E executive and one of the very very last MK3 Cortina's, registered on 6th of October 1976, the new Mk4 was on sale on the 29th of September 1976,

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1994 Nissan Primera Estate 2.0 SLX for sale. One family owned from new and registered off road for the last ten years. 2 litre petrol engine, automatic. Only 29516 miles on the clock. We're currently unable to start it due to the alarm going off when we re-connect the battery but it had been running maybe a year or so ago.

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1049835653330271/?ref=product_details&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

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Hot off the presses, it's a Move. £1650, no idea if that's good value or not given how infrequently these come up for sale. In Royston - a local car for local people, perhaps?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/842085468113344

"Interesting" description, too.

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Seller's description

Recently Widowed Daihatsu Seeking New Custodian For Long Term Relationship Maybe More… For Sale "Deceased Spec" 1997 Daihatsu Move Plus +

A fine example of the marque with just 1 owner from new being Diane from Faversham, Kent who grew very fond of this silver dodgem up until she could no longer control its rampant 45 power horses with her delicate well moisturized right foot or palm it's non power steering ship like direction wheel, if you like the smell of mature crinkly ladies and charity shop clothes then you've hit the jackpot, sniff the seats you’ll be back at grannies before you can say "incontinence"

whilst we are on seats they fold into a bed just like some of your favourite JDM lunchboxes so when you’ve filled the driveway up with a collection of unnecessary but awesome cars and the landlord threatens to chuck you out just call their bluff you've got a solution! Yes I hear you cry but I'm 6ft 5? No problem, you can bring all 3 of your lanky basketball mates along for the ride with its 2 x 2 seating layout and high sided toilet seat position chairs, if that's not enough it comes with safely kept crispy but slightly tea stained service history and some brochures nobody cared about when it was new…or did they?

Sporting (that’s the only sport youll see here) its original dealer stickers and plates this car has provenance. It comes with some spare oem rub strips in original packaging just in case you bounce it off an armco on the way home after breaking traction on the slip road, it's a done a genuine 64000 miles at walking pace, this could really be a top contender for a rare but nobody cares car and its been a pleasure to own I just need to make better car & life choices so my wife will take me seriously. If you are interested in taking on the baton and giving it a loving but gentle home then please get in touch.

The price is £1650 but I will consider sensible offers, it will include all of the “cool” brochures displayed.

Seat Sniffing on Request Only

If you fancy a chinwag or a serious chat about this little chode drop me a message.


... all you really had to say was "One elderly owner from new", M8.

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54 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Lovely, but the wanker plates and that ridiculous Ali Express high level brake light are getting frisbee'd into the nearest bin.

Those plates really do spoil it.

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No link (but it's probably online somewhere) but it's in Chelmsford 

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£5995 I believe 

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11 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Hot off the presses, it's a Move. £1650, no idea if that's good value or not given how infrequently these come up for sale. In Royston - a local car for local people, perhaps?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/842085468113344

"Interesting" description, too.

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... all you really had to say was "One elderly owner from new", M8.

Somebody has been listening to a lot of Smith and Sniff.

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