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Forgive me Autoshite, for I have sinned. One of the Ten Commandments is: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's tailgate". 

I looked upon the not-rusty tailgate and for a fleeting moment imagined what it must be like to have a tailgate made out of steel, instead of rust and filler. 

£3000 Winchester (because 18k on the clock) and FREE ruined roof. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266689783313

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6 minutes ago, TheIsleofShite said:

Quoting my own post, but can someone please talk me out of this…..I’m thinking it would be a great daily 

When are you picking it up? 

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23 minutes ago, grogee said:

And an SR too. Not Tuscan Plum though, and would the VVTi engine be capable of getting to 282k and counting as per Miss SL's SR?

Edit: Just seen it's done 180k+, and the interior looks decent for that.

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32 minutes ago, grogee said:

Bit of an odd one but might be of interest to someone. Box of new bearings and calipers with no clues as to what it fits. "Offers" in Cov. I wonder what the story is there? 

I find stuff like this odd - surely some of them have parts numbers or other clues engraved or whatever to pop in google?

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2 hours ago, Spottedlaurel said:

And an SR too. Not Tuscan Plum though, and would the VVTi engine be capable of getting to 282k and counting as per Miss SL's SR?

Edit: Just seen it's done 180k+, and the interior looks decent for that.

I still don't get the rest 🤔

Posted
3 hours ago, grogee said:

Coil pack? 

£800 is probably just too much to have a punt unless you have Forscan or whatevers. Is it still a Duratec (upgraded zetec) in those?

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18 hours ago, TheIsleofShite said:

 

3 hours ago, grogee said:

When are you picking it up? 

Going to contact the seller tomorrow I think

 

If anyone can give me ZX advice it would be much appreciated as I don’t know anything about them

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3 minutes ago, TheIsleofShite said:

If anyone can give me ZX advice it would be much appreciated as I don’t know anything about them

I know it says they're going to put a new test on it, but it's been expired since 1 Feb, they could just get on with it! MOT history looks good though doesn't it, and those engines run forever with care. Looks very original. Good luck!

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1992 Ford ESCORT DIESEL Diesel Manual | eBay

I don't know how much a dominatrix costs these days, but even being made to wear Anne Widdicombe's apple catchers and a Liverpool shirt couldn't be as painful, embarrassing or expensive as eight thousand fucking quid on an  Escort van. 

'the engine is strong robust and fairly lively '

Fucking bollocks it is. They're about as lively as Jesus' knob.

 

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24 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'Play Your Cards Right' with Hitler

he was a shite painter too!

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