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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Paradise By The Dashboard Light - fasrpassion

I remember everything

as if it only happened yesterday

taping the number plate

It's P389 LOA, coz I'm shite

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And I never had a car

looking better than you did

and all the kids at school

they were wishing they were me that night

and my green anal beads are so close and tight

it never felt so good it never felt so right

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and we're growing like the rust on the edge of the sills

growing like the rust on the edge of the sills

C'mon Jenolite! C'mon Jenolite!

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Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night

you can see my knob in the dashboard light

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Red 4 door Diesel 1997 Renault Clio | eBay

 

goosey Rank: Renault 16

goosey

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2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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TRANSIT COUNTY 4x4 CHASSIS CAB LWB RESTORED RARE CLASSIC FORD VAN MK 3 DIESEL | eBay

£12,000!

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My Dad is in a Care Home, he has Parkinson’s and Dementia, he can’t remember most of his family or were he lived etc but he can remember he has a front axle for a Transit County 4x4 complete with propshaft and wheels stashed away for a future project. He tells me this every time I visit 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Albino Clansman vintage lorry | eBay

Couple of things to consider:

1) 'Albino Clansman' sounds like a member of the KKK.

2) Why haven't they mentioned running over that sheep?

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LightBulbFun Rank: Talbot Tagora

LightBulbFun

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7 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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MORRIS MINOR 1956 800CC SALOON (SPLIT SCREEN MODEL VERY RARE) | eBay

'IT IS STUCK IN GEAR BUT COMES WITH A GEARBOX READY TO FIT'

Handily enough you can do it from inside the car

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I like* how theres no mention of the fact it was an import, someone probably trying to repress the thought/fact that they spent actual money importing a rotten Morris Minor...

On 12/11/2022 at 02:25, LightBulbFun said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295331323807

so this Morris minor that @Cavcraft posted in the eBay tat thread caught my eye because it was nice to see that  it had manage keep its Period Essex registration mark all this time

except its an import and freshly registered with the DVLA

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

'Good morning, Amnesty International, how may I help'

How the Cell Phone Became Smart - Big Think

'Quick, quick! I've got proof of an international atrocity, you HAVE to help!'

Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

'Not being funny, hun, but it's fucking Friday afternoon. I'm sure a shonky video of a Russian tank in Tesco car park etc can hang on for 3 days' 

Father of cellphone sees dark side but also hope in new tech | The Enterprise Journal

'I've got a live photo I can send, you HAVE to help'

Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

'This better be good, M8, I've got tickets for Pink tonight'

Cellphone inventor Martin Cooper: We're only at the very beginning - EFE Noticias

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'Hello, U.N? Yeah, we've got him saying he's in West Yorkshire. Code red, I repeat code red' 

Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

Iveco 72-180 Hi Matic 7200kg curtain side truck / van ('69 plate) | eBay

SteersWithThrottle Rank: BL Wedge

SteersWithThrottle

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2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

'Good morning, Amnesty International, how may I help'

How the Cell Phone Became Smart - Big Think

'Quick, quick! I've got proof of an international atrocity, you HAVE to help!'

Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

'Not being funny, hun, but it's fucking Friday afternoon. I'm sure a shonky video of a Russian tank in Tesco car park etc can hang on for 3 days' 

Father of cellphone sees dark side but also hope in new tech | The Enterprise Journal

'I've got a live photo I can send, you HAVE to help'

Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

'This better be good, M8, I've got tickets for Pink tonight'

Cellphone inventor Martin Cooper: We're only at the very beginning - EFE Noticias

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'Hello, U.N? Yeah, we've got him saying he's in West Yorkshire. Code red, I repeat code red' 

Smiling young business woman talking on the phone. pretty blonde works in the office. Smiling young business woman talking on | CanStock

Iveco 72-180 Hi Matic 7200kg curtain side truck / van ('69 plate) | eBay

As I'm sure Cavcraft will be delighted to hear, my employer Northern Shithole Council are in the process of replacing their fleet of VW Transporters and Ford Transits with Ivecos and Vauxhall electric vans. I spoke to a maintenance joiner today who has one of the Ivecos, he says the build quality isn't the best, but he's most annoyed by the lack of aircon.

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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1 hour ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

As I'm sure Cavcraft will be delighted to hear, my employer Northern Shithole Council are in the process of replacing their fleet of VW Transporters and Ford Transits with Ivecos and Vauxhall electric vans. I spoke to a maintenance joiner today who has one of the Ivecos, he says the build quality isn't the best, but he's most annoyed by the lack of aircon.

If any of them have the 3.0 engine they'll go forever , I put over 350,000 miles on a 3.0 daily , much of that towing a 3.5t trailer , still on the original clutch when I sold it , chain was noisy from cold and it ate 2 diffs but other than brakes just oil and filters every 10k

grogee Rank: Isuzu Florian

grogee

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23 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Quite probably the best looking small car of that era ever.

Really?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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8 minutes ago, grogee said:

Really?

 

Really.

Is This The Best Vauxhall Nova SR For Sale This Year? - UK Barn Finds

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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22 minutes ago, grogee said:

Really?

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My first hot hatch a D reg 1.6 GTi in 1987 , I loved that car , sold it to my( now ex) brother in law who wrote it off within a few months

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