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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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11 hours ago, captain_70s said:

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I am erect.

He's reduced the price too. Was £2k for a couple of weeks.

I don't remember them that brown and beige even when new. My father's X plate 'Ultra' Horizon in black with silver detail looked almost ASBO in contrast. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

 

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Interior has been insulated and panelled out, ceiling insulated and tongue and grooved, 2 skylights fitted and roof has been sealed but one small leak remains by side entrance door. Side entrance door has a fold down step for access in

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

'Corodavirus'

Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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49 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-yaris-automatic-4x4/324075962228

Yaris automatic 4x4!!!

I thought the lad was bullshitting but seemingly such a spec did exist in japan, and this is badged as a 'Vitz' not a Yaris so I reckon he could be telling the truth. OLLI!!!

Strange it doesn't have the Japanese style rear plate recess or an obviously tacked-on rear fog light (the usual tell-tale signs a car is an import).

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

'Corodavirus'

You'd think after a century of trying* to find an antidote, Ford would have come up with a solution for it. 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

 

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

No photos of the interior, flat tyres and question marks over whether it'll even start just add to the charm*.

I wonder what that chubby Kevin McCloud fella would think of it? 

 

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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PLEASE NOTE: AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, THE CITROEN 2CV ARCADIANE'S WERE ONLY BUILT IN LEFT HAND DRIVE, SO THEREFORE, I BELIEVE THIS ONE HAS BEEN CONVERTED IN THE PAST AT SOME POINT TO A VAN/ESTATE
 
ALSO, THE FRONT WINDOW WERE NEVER SPLIT WINDOWS IN THE 2CV ARCADIANE'S, GIVING ME FURTHER KNOWLEDGE THAT THIS VEHICLE IS MOST DEFINITELY A CONVERSION

 

 
 
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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2 hours ago, strangeangel said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-500-Impala/312761874827

 

Imagine saying at a party "Yes, I drive an Impala..." and letting everybody get the image of the Chevrolet of the same name into their heads.

 

Conversely, you could probably keep this in the boot of the Chevrolet as a back-up Impala.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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9 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Billy, exactly what percentage of your spare time do you spend searching the Internet for adverts for damaged Ivecos?

 

About 97-98%.

 

 

The rest of it is just wasted.

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anonymous user

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I'd love that cf, I could drive around in it advertising my gardening business, while pinching scrap and fly tipping.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Scuse me M8, have you seen Norman Wisdom anywhere?'

 

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'Yeah, he's over that way'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-PAO-1-0-Manual-1989-ELECTRIC-ROOF-SOLID-MOT-FANTASTIC/264638560447?hash=item3d9daff8bf:g:8~oAAOSwavReE4ih

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New POD

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12 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

This looks absolutely gopping

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wolseley-hornet/184176240398?hash=item2ae1c2670e:g:9h4AAOSwpJReSuz-

Actually, I know that minis are overpriced pieces of shit, but i always wanted a Hornet, and I quite like the black instead of chrome. It wants different arches -perhaps alloy ones.

If I had one it would need a metro turbo engine and a 5 speed Jack knight straight cut gearbox. 

But i also wanted a Nova, like on the other page, and so I'll avoid both. 

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