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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Look at this fucking tart. Slightly rough and ready, but, Fwwwwoaaarrrr :-)OIdM4NO.jpg

 

"Hiya, wanna buy me a drink???".

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"Wanna come back to my place??? Lets go".

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"Door's wide open for you. Wanna come inside??".

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"Do you like my nice plump rear?".

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-LANCIA-DELTA-1-5-LX-Genuine-Barn-Find/223528558605?hash=item340b57200d:g:GdwAAOSwtzdcng0Y&redirect=mobile

Fat_Pirate Rank: Citroen Ami

Fat_Pirate

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Good evening, FP is here once again to help you find a car fitting your HUGE EXECUTIVE STATUS.

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Normally, I assume anyone who arrives in an Audi A4 is here to fix the photocopier, so I'll loudly remind you to CHECK THE FUCKING STAPLE CARTRIDGE THIS TIME.  However, the colour and the fact this is a CVT would mark you out as something different - perhaps some sort of marketing person who might have some coke to share with me.  £1445 with free fucked roof.

Fat_Pirate Rank: Citroen Ami

Fat_Pirate

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You know what this is?  This is a car for someone who hasn't met their OBJECTIVES this year.  It's diesel, it's manual, it's got no MOT, and is currently £560.  

Fat_Pirate Rank: Citroen Ami

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Once again I end with a Jaguar, this time a proper one with the correct engine. BIN of £3800 but it's been off the road a very long time, you'll need big balls but I like that and may invite you for a manly wrestle, should you buy it.  

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Shitting nora look at the state of that. Has it been left in the woods with the windows down for 10 years or summert?

Still an amazing looker though.

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Broadsword Rank: Renault 16

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27 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Love this colour -1500 quid XJR

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905198105631?

The colour is fantastic, probably the best along side sapphire blue on an X300, but that one is really rotten looking and as such is well over-priced with the current depressed market. My signal red XJR was only £1750 and has no rot at all. When I bought my turquoise XJR I got it for £700 with longer MOT, lower miles, full service history and by the time it was fixed it was far better than what you see above. If you are really good at welding and feeling brave I’d offer £700 and maybe you would get it.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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I don't think I've ever seen the wheels on that 8 series before. 

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Lancia Gamma

MorrisItalSLX

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These two honeys are currently up for auction (with an auction house that I have an account with...)

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https://www.lloydsonline.com.au/LotDetails.aspx?smode=1&lid=1858079

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https://www.lloydsonline.com.au/LotDetails.aspx?smode=1&lid=1858080

If only I had somewhere to put them as I think they will sell cheap, or not at all.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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3 hours ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

Coincidently, the same auction house is selling the Gas Monkey VW Shorty

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https://www.lloydsonline.com.au/LotDetails.aspx?smode=1&lid=1863273

I'm interested to find out how that ended up in Australia, someone must have really wanted it.

But now that particular dwaft has a full size wife, he needs the rest of the bed. 

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