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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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If you’re not too arsed about the pattern, there’s usually quite a few cheap double van seats on Facebook Market Place, Mr B.

 

Cheers Billy! I am looking to replace both seats, i.e. a single driver and double passenger seat. I;ll have a look tonight!!

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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If I was Cavcraft, I'd do a bit of Pam Ayres or somthin'

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1530269434.htm/

 

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"In 2018, a man on crack was sent to prison 

by a military court for a crime he did commit. 

This man promptly escaped from a maximum security wob laden van

to the Paris underground. 

Today, still wanted by the world he survives on pot noodles and beans in the back of a shit van. 

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...

maybe you can hire The A-Team."

 

 

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Couldn't resist a cheeky £250 tonite M8......... who wants to undercut?

 

 

I value K Series snot at Chinese levels, or a 5 gallon drum of antifreeze whichever is less.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Right about now, N.W.A(utoshite). court is in full effect
Judge 'MC Pam' Ayres presiding
In the case of N.W.As. vs. the Police Department;
prosecuting attorneys are DJ Shakey Shakespeare, DJ Tom Hardy Hard Cru, MC Wordy McWord Wordsworth and Edgar maternal-parent-fornicating Poe

 

[MC. Pam as The Judge]
Order, order, order
Edgar Poe, take the maternal parent fornicating stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to help your dark coloured bottom?

[Edgar Poe as Witness]
You goddamn right!

[MC Pam]
Well won't you tell everybody what the flip you gotta say?

 

[Poe-Lord]
Copulate the constabulary coming straight from the March muddy ground
A young boy scout got his boots quite brown
And not the other colour so the constabulary think
they have the authority to arrest a minority
Fornicate that excrement, 'cause I ain't the one
for a punk maternal parent fornicator with a badge for tying knots
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
just for being a council estate Elvis with  two way radio
Copulating with me 'cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of pair of pound shop handcuffs and a BT pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every Tenderfoot is selling challenge patches

 

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You'd rather see, me in the fens
than me and Watanabe rolling with his camera lens
Beat a constable out of shape
and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
that my mother will give me if I don't clean ma boots in water
I don't know if they like my bottom  or what
Search a boy down, and go back to his scout hut
And on the other hand, without a water pistol they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
'Cause they'll slam ya down for the lights on top
Cambridge Constabulary showing who's top cop
Poe Lord will swarm
on any officer in a blue uniform
Just 'case I'm from, the Feline Urine Tarp
Punk police are afraid of me!
HUH, a young scout clearing snow from a footpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of old ladies drinking tea in safety
Yo Hard Cru, I got something to say...

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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[Constabulary] Pull your religiously cursed bottom over right now
[NWA] Aww defecation, now what the fornication you pulling me over for?
[Cop] 'Cause I feel like it! Just sit your bottom on the kerb and please stop talking
[NWA] Man, fornicate this excrement
[Cop] Aight clever bum, I'm taking your dirty bottom to jail!

 

[MC Pam]
MC Hard Cru, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this copulated-up incident?

[MC Hard Cru]
Copulate the constabulary and Hard Cru said it with authority
because the scout master on the street is a majority
A gang is with whoever I'm skipping
and the maternal parent fornicating tree house that I live in
a stash box for the so-called law
Wishing Hard Cru was an explorer scout that they never saw
Lights start flashing behind me
But they're scared of a Duke of Ed badge

 

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Chevrolet-Caprice-9C1-LAPD-American-Police-Car/163394279136?hash=item260b0ed6e0:g:A50AAOSwg05b-Xv7:rk:48:pf:0

 

[DJ Shakey] Yeah man, what you need?
[Constabulary] Good morning, sir, it's the Police, would you mind awfully opening up?
[DJ Shakey] Aww gosh, I've just got out of the bath
[Constabulary] We have a warrant for DJ Skakey's arrest
[Constabulary] Put your sonnet down and put your hands up where I can see 'em (Move maternal parent fornicator, move now!)
[DJ Shakey] What the flip did I do, man what did I do?
[Constabulary] Please remain silent, sir, and get your maternal parent fornicating bottom on the floor (You heard the man, thank you!)
[DJ Shakey] But I didn't do anything!
[Constabulary] Sir let's just open the bonnet shall we?

 

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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[MC Pam]
MC Wordy, won't you step up to the stand and tell the jury how you feel about this bovine excrement?

[MC Wordy]

 

I'm tired of the maternal parent fornicating jubilee clips are stacking
Sweating my gang, while I'm chilling in the shack, and
shining the light in my reservoir, and for what?
Maybe it's because my DOT 4 level is unclear 
and there's an Autoshite sensation of braking fear 
on a silly bottomed Rover from a West Sussex town

hit it too hard and the pedal's going down

 

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-3500-V8-P6-Auto-Police-Car/113378025304?hash=item1a65db5f58:g:6V8AAOSwhrpb7obK
 

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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That white CF is very cool, I'd like that. The gutter above the 'screen looks a bit alarming though

 

You have alarming gutters of your own to deal with at some point soon......

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Looks good, but not as original as claimed,

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-X1-9-Bertone-Grand-Finale-only-16200-miles-from-ne/253993148428?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Db23ea7b765044d5db4d01ca77b7fc977%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D253993148428%26itm%3D253993148428&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A416be395-f282-11e8-9744-74dbd180c13f%7Cparentrq%3A56d6fc421670aa119c3dee93fffeb5c0%7Ciid%3A1

 

In my opinion* it would have been better and worth more had they left it totally original. I don’t mind though, mine is one of the growing % of cars that haven’t been changed from original specification. According to howmanyleft there are 289!

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