eBay tat volume 3.

[Hertz]

This looks nice and clean. 

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C957334

[Hertz]

 

Barn Find

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUPER-RARE-HONDA-ACTY-VAN-549CC-1985-VAN-RWD-RETRO-JDM-BARN-FIND-SPARE-OR-REPAIR/192447081366?hash=item2ccebd6b96:g:FfkAAOSwe6Zad1o7

[Hertz]

 

Show Winner

 

Hope that grass wasn't damp.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-216-SE-SD-3-FANTASTIC-CONDITION-RETRO-RARE-SHOW-WINNER/112795407747?hash=item1a43215583:g:WK4AAOSwd1ladyi9

[Hertz]

Cavcraft Van

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Midi-Van-2-4TD-1995-RARE-project/253409244493?hash=item3b005e354d:g:1KYAAOSwkrFadySu

[Cavcraft]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1948-Chalfont-5-Berth-Vintage-Caravan-Classic-Retro-American-Hot-Rod-/112789125945?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368&clk_rvr_id=1432488476692&utm_content=buffer03332&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

 

 

Although they've defo tried too hard with that, it's still pretty cool.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

SLO DOG (7)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T2-Danbury-Diamond-SE-Campervan-Camper-Motorhome/152894261971?hash=item2399354ad3:g:BMcAAOSwD39ad2XI

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-VW-Split-screen-Camper-Bus-Van-Patina-Project/323036879443?hash=item4b367f9a53:g:-PoAAOSwhcNabhin

 

 

£8,950 for what remains of a garden shed that looks like someone tried to open with a fucking 44 tonne Foden.

[Cavcraft]

Describe your worst holiday in one picture

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1940s-Unknown-Maker-Vintage-Caravan-Classic-Retro-American-Hot-Rod/112789161613?hash=item1a42c2068d:g:uYEAAOSwcN1acwyk

 

That (caravan) is still utterly brilliant though. Prime fodder for some 'arty' Kath Kidson wank spoon wannabe to 'individualise' with sticky backed plastic, chequered curtains and a whistling kettle though.

[Cavcraft]

More undersea than underseal

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-230-Fintail-Estate-W110-Right-Hand-Drive-1966-No-Reserve/222821826404?hash=item33e1373f64:g:N38AAOSwMfhadOV4

[Alexg]

 

 

needs new wing and bonit bit dose not affect how it drives in use daily

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mg-zs-v6-180-2.5/1285079271

[Cavcraft]

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!

 

​What? FFS!

 

​Metty's escaped again and she's heading for the farm!

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-METRO-998cc-GOOD-SOLID-ORIGINAL-RUNNER-classic-and-rare/292437120550?hash=item44169c5626:g:~DwAAOSwIHlaZ31V

[Felly Magic]

Hydrasag^^

[wuvvum]

Mildewy old Winnebago.

 

 

I've seen some mouldy interiors in my time, but this is going to take some beating.

 

[busmansholiday]

^^^^^^ Just advertise it as eco friendly and every bastard with more money than sense will be chucking piles of 50 quid notes at you faster than you can spend then.

[Alexg]

 

 

Roof has a slight slice (rip) (tear) whatever it's called

 

 

Of that sentence, I suggest the word 'slight' to be the one requiring more clarity.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-punto-convertible-bertone-mk1/183055527619

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Mildewy old Winnebago.

.....I've seen some mouldy interiors in my time, but this is going to take some beating.

 

 

For a moment there, I thought he'd been using the interior to grow cannabis.

[AdeMk1]

Mildewy old Winnebago.

 

 

I've seen some mouldy interiors in my time, but this is going to take some beating.

 

 

Wow. Just.......... wow 

[AdeMk1]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/One-off-custom-ford-transit-Modified-A-team-van-Rare-Alloys/253392086331?_trkparms=aid%3D777003%26algo%3DDISCL.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49129%26meid%3D50890e6753d94aedbe0636115c0ad8eb%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D232646132647%26itm%3D253392086331&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985

 

 

I pity the fool who buys that

[BorniteIdentity]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/One-off-custom-ford-transit-Modified-A-team-van-Rare-Alloys/253392086331?_trkparms=aid%3D777003%26algo%3DDISCL.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49129%26meid%3D50890e6753d94aedbe0636115c0ad8eb%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D232646132647%26itm%3D253392086331&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985

 

 

I pity the FOO who buys that

 

Edited for relevance.

[BorniteIdentity]

 

As discussed in my 'memoirs' thread - it's as rare as the bASe.  Whilst it's got proper mirrors and a colour coded nose, it's also got a 1.3 pinto engine and a gaping hole where insensitive cretins may seek to place 'entertainment'.

 

Yes, £2850.  Whatever.  Find another one.

 

I would like it.  I lived, loved and worked in Craigavon for a while.  You should buy it - circumnavigate the island recreating the excellent Tony Hawks adventure (this time NOT with a refrigerator, but something that made so many of them) - fall in love with the place and then bring it home.

 

To me.

 

You're welcome.

[lesapandre]

 

 

Of that sentence, I suggest the word 'slight' to be the one requiring more clarity.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-punto-convertible-bertone-mk1/183055527619

 

slight

adjective

1. 1.

   small in degree; inconsiderable.

   "a slight increase"

   synonyms:

   small, modest, little, tiny, minute, inappreciable, imperceptible, infinitesimal, hardly worth mentioning, negligible, inconsiderable, insignificant, minimal, marginal; More

    

    

    

    

    
2. 2.

   (of a person or their build) not sturdy; thin or slender.

   "she was slight and delicate-looking"

   synonyms: slim, slender, slightly built, petite, diminutive, small, delicate, dainty, small-boned, elfin; More

    

verb

1. 1.

   insult (someone) by treating or speaking of them without proper respect or attention.

   "he was desperate not to slight a guest"

   synonyms: insult, snub, rebuff, repulse, spurn, treat disrespectfully, give someone the cold shoulder, cold-shoulder, brush off, turn one's back on, keep at arm's length, disregard, ignore, cut (dead), neglect, take no notice of, disdain, scorn; More

    
2. Well its not adjective 1...and certainly not 2...more like the verb... a slight here being an insult to the viewers intelligence maybe....he he

[Braddon81]

Tidy looking Dyane project.

http://r.ebay.com/d8RZX9

[Braddon81]

Impress your neighbours...

http://www.classicandsportscar.com/classifieds/classic-cars/porsche/911-turbo-991/porsche-911-turbo-covin-replica-1972/7859743#v9SEWu0a3KwCRBRx.03

[Braddon81]

Gorgeous!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/1986-peugeot-205-1.8-deisel..clearance..no-offers/1285578469

[lesapandre]

Impress your neighbours... porsche-911-turbo-991-S3271797-1.jpg

http://www.classicandsportscar.com/classifieds/classic-cars/porsche/911-turbo-991/porsche-911-turbo-covin-replica-1972/7859743#v9SEWu0a3KwCRBRx.03

Be less "McQueen" and more "McPratt". How do you explain to people that you are the guy with a "Porsche" when...ahem....its actually not one. Buy a Boxster...they are cheap too

[lesapandre]

More undersea than underseal

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-230-Fintail-Estate-W110-Right-Hand-Drive-1966-No-Reserve/222821826404?hash=item33e1373f64:g:N38AAOSwMfhadOV4

And the Oscar for Best Understatement in an Ebay Advertisement goes to:

This car was parked up 25 years ago and will require restoring.

[Braddon81]

Meanest little mover on the market?

http://r.ebay.com/e66pGo

[Hertz]

if you need something to take the dogs out in all weather, move large objects around, perhaps lend to someone who tends to bump into things, need a mobile greenhouse/shed, or if you need something quirky for a Crumball / Wacky / Dumball / Banger rally entrant, this is the car for you. 

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C957833

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Describe your worst holiday in one picture

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1940s-Unknown-Maker-Vintage-Caravan-Classic-Retro-American-Hot-Rod/112789161613?hash=item1a42c2068d:g:uYEAAOSwcN1acwyk

 

That (caravan) is still utterly brilliant though. Prime fodder for some 'arty' Kath Kidson wank spoon wannabe to 'individualise' with sticky backed plastic, chequered curtains and a whistling kettle though.

 

Reminds me of this:

 

[richardmorris]

And the Oscar for Best Understatement in an Ebay Advertisement goes to:

This car was parked up 25 years ago and will require restoring.

 

It's in Bournemouth - SEA FIND!