eBay tat volume 3.

[somewhatfoolish]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C864776 - £4950

 

The state of this fucking thing. 

Can someone photoshop PISSFLAPS across the side of this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

GIMP skilz yo.

[flat4alfa]

[BorniteIdentity]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C945118 - £3995

 

 

 

 

Looks like every car in Roblox

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-1959-American-sedan-deville-4-door/332527213442

[nacho man]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C949893 - £1000

 

 

 

 

 

Basically a Jensen interceptor ff mpv edition.

[11001010]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1930s-1940s-vintage-retro-classic-caravan/132485681097

[flat4alfa]

SEAT - 124 FUNEBRE  

 

en perfectas condiciones

 

3.900€

 

VALENCIA

 

Flights from Stansted £22

Flights from Luton £32

Flights from Gatwick £36

 

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/seat-124-funebre-221316920.htm

[lesapandre]

s-l1600 (1).jpgs-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1930s-1940s-vintage-retro-classic-caravan/132485681097

Trouble in Noddyland

[flat4alfa]

DODGE - 3700 GT

 

2.900 €

 

BARCELONA

 

Flights from Stansted £20

Flights from Luton £26

Flights from Gatwick £29

Flights from Southend £31

 

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/dodge-3700-gt-linea-69-250155463.htm

[11001010]

The vintage suitcases left some mark on the inside wall.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tear-Drop-Caravan-2017/292427897217

[flat4alfa]

Rover 25 2006 Mot 10 months 40,500 original miles full leather interior

 

not used for about three weeks and the battery went flat I charged it up and put it back on and now it starts and then cuts out then

starts again straight away then cuts out each time it starts have. Den told may be immobiliser selling as spares/repairs

 

 

https://en.shpock.com/i/WiQRRADF4EcfJ80c/

[flat4alfa]

Rover 820

 

Very good classic saloon - 17" Alloy wheels - Full MOT

 

£795

 

 

https://en.shpock.com/i/WZ6vzYclWjKkcCx2/

[flat4alfa]

rover 211

 

tested till june

 

£225

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-211-5-door-/1284665282

[sierraman]

Really hope that Viceroy gets restored not run in a figure of 8 for 20 minutes by some men in riggers with no teeth.

[eddyramrod]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-1959-American-sedan-deville-4-door/332527213442

Are his daughters included in the price?

[Cavcraft]

s-l1600 (1).jpgs-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1930s-1940s-vintage-retro-classic-caravan/132485681097

 

That's fantastic, would genuinely have a bid on that if it were local.

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-PANDA-LHD-1-1-PETROL-1st-GENERATION-FUTURE-CLASSIC-NICE-CONDITION/183043620878?hash=item2a9e40000e:g:qB0AAOSw8W5ab4FY

[Cavcraft]

A bit like driving one of these God awful things round a roundabout, the front of the dog seems to be going in a different direction to the back of the dog.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jeep-Grand-Cherokee/132487089825?hash=item1ed8d88ea1:g:zmoAAOSwp7tab3ba

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-75/232647576407?hash=item362ae04b57:g:gkYAAOSwp-Rab1xO

 

'Don't worry about Noddy, he's armless'

 

[11001010]

 

https://www.ebay.it/itm/MORETTI-FIAT-128-coupe/282819994056

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/V-W-JEEP-BUGGY-CUSTOM-PICK-UP/263465114566?hash=item3d57be9bc6:g:hEgAAOSwhdZabviD

 

 

That's actually quite smart.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Ford-Transit-Luton-Van/202209105037?hash=item2f149a148d:g:T6AAAOSw9V1aXNTm

 

'the engine was running fine when I have driven it in the wood'

 

 

Roger fucking Bannister was probably running well when that went into the woods.

[Cavcraft]

Same seller

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Cargo-7-5-ton-Diesel-Box-Van/202209101873?hash=item2f149a0831:g:ypkAAOSwlpZaXNeG

 

Oddly enough... 

 

'Engine was running well till its last trip in the wood'

 

But better still...

 

'Just before it had been put in the wood I have put 6 brand new tyres under the truck'

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Seddon-Atkinson-Transporter-Spares-or-repair/332537058563?hash=item4d6cc0d503:g:CEwAAOSwQN5ab3A8

 

 

'All you need is fuel and trade plates and drive away.'

 

 

...and the number of a good surgeon after VOSA tear you a new arsehole?

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/willam-truck-in-need-of-full-restoration-but-very-rare/202207255172?hash=item2f147dda84:g:ewwAAOSweLBabeTJ

 

 

 

[GrumpyCat]

Would it hurt to put a battery on it FFS.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROTON-1-5SE-LE-1990-8V-saloon-Amazing-condition-1-owner-29k-Mitsubishi/162876533996?hash=item25ec32acec:g:6jcAAOSwGHJabw3l

 

[Cavcraft]

How far from Derby is Coventry?

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-LIVE-STOCK-TRANSPORT-VEHICLE-PLUS-CAMPER-WITH-KITCHEN-AND-BEDS-PX-SWAPS/162873275990?hash=item25ec00f656:g:oQIAAOSwaC9abIL3

 

 

'IS ALSO MOT EXCEMPT'

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-Bolar-T-Bone-Special-Hot-Rod-1-of-12/183043594888?hash=item2a9e3f9a88:g:UkcAAOSwE8daYi-y

 

[DodgeRover]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C949895 - £1500

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Maurice's removals! I can vouch for them still having been in service until fairly recently, they had quite a few CFs, world* famous around Caterham and Croydon.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-coupe-820-turbo-Vitesse/253396030973?hash=item3aff9495fd:g:e~cAAOSwI~tab341

[bramz7]

Would it hurt to put a battery on it FFS.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROTON-1-5SE-LE-1990-8V-saloon-Amazing-condition-1-owner-29k-Mitsubishi/162876533996?hash=item25ec32acec:g:6jcAAOSwGHJabw3l

 

 

Nice car but seriously who needs a description that long?!

 

Oh and it has the original near 30 year old tyres on it. But don't worry if you crash, because originality>safety