eBay tat volume 3.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Renault 16TL

 

 

Any advice Junkman?

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/staverton/cars-vans-utes/renault-16-tl/1155816874

[Asimo]

Buy the Renault 16!!

[sporty-shite]

Buy the Renault 16!!

It's the only appropriate advice.

[Junkman]

GIB, ffs!

 

Then drive it home from Tazzy, WCPGW?

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Staverton,+Tasmania,+Australia/Shoalhaven,+NSW,+Australia/@-38.0270766,143.1079715,6z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0xaa7a5724b09c4267:0x403c94dd0ddf580!2m2!1d146.1838232!2d-41.4589652!1m5!1m1!1s0x6b145d58ad975251:0x9743ce33a278efd!2m2!1d150.4892292!2d-35.0810677

 

Our collection trip was merely 120 km shorter and the car much shaggeder.

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/SK3+0LX,+Stockport+Rd,+Stockport/27612+Loxstedt,+Germany/@52.1099514,-1.2490063,6z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x487bb31a8cd8a8e5:0x5d345d6f69344c12!2m2!1d-2.1941725!2d53.4007083!1m5!1m1!1s0x47b6b456df1bb4ff:0xebfff987979dd048!2m2!1d8.647308!2d53.4724634

[Tetleysmooth]

A message to the SVM.

Save this bugger please.

 

$_86 by , on Flickr

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/s-reg-volvo-v70-spares-or-repair/1263126783

[Matt]

Have you got poor eyesight?

 

No, just weird taste in how cars look.

[ProgRocker]

Oh baby!   :wub: Poverty spec Rover 213 in hearing aid beige.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201707147380152?advertising-location=at_cars&fuel-type=Petrol&radius=1500&model=200&sort=distance&make=ROVER&price-to=5000&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&postcode=nr59ja&page=1

[AlsoMike]

FSO Caro. Broken.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Polonez-Caro-1-6-GLE-/132299733244?hash=item1ecdadb8fc:g:L9kAAOSweC1Zlvcz

 

[nacho man]

Annoyed you didn't win the roffle.

 

Well shell out another £985 and get this S500

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-S500-long-MOT-low-mileage-/322657140002?hash=item4b1fdd3d22:g:NI4AAOSw6YtZQqEf

 

[nacho man]

Would

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-2-0-GLX-1992-31-885-Miles-Petrol-Manual-1-Owner/232460552598?hash=item361fba8996%3Ag%3AZ-sAAOSweQBZnbAC

 

[nacho man]

Think I would rather marry Theresa may than actually turn up to my own wedding in this pos.

 

it looks like it got lost on the way to the noddy set.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ASQUITH-LIMOUSINE-WEDDING-CAR/192286601450?hash=item2cc52cb0ea%3Ag%3AKoEAAOSwXeJYF2yE

 

Suppose it comes with one of them leaflet/brouchure stands you get in hotels.

 

[nacho man]

406 Thats Nice

 

Photographed by a man of small stature.

 

NICE

 

NICE

 

NICE

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-PEUGEOT-406-2-0HDi-110-LX-ESTATE-NICE-LOOKED-AFTER-DIESEL-ESTATE-/122660866736?hash=item1c8f284ab0:g:fWMAAOSwYzFZmtjW

[nacho man]

I love the look of these with the big tail.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-zs-/322652244976?hash=item4b1f928bf0:g:la0AAOSw1JhZY2dt

 

 

[Felly Magic]

Has MorrisItal bought that 16 yet? If not,why not?

[nacho man]

Seriously good looking automobile.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Alfa-Romeo-GTV-2-0-T-Spark-16v-LOW-MILEAGE-LONG-MOT-in-fantastic-order-/132297812468?hash=item1ecd9069f4:g:fEUAAOSwmU1ZlKMm

 

tool kit in the boot and I'll throw in the jack.

 

 

 

Nearly as generous as Bill Gates

 

[Junkman]

Has MorrisItal bought that 16 yet? If not,why not?

 

I guess he's currently on a plane to Hobart.

I mean, where else could he possibly be at this time?

[nacho man]

 

Quality door there.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-1994-camper-van-project-campervan-/272809090100?hash=item3f84b05c34:g:I5gAAOSw6SlZdQhc

 

Surprisingly looks like it could be quite fancy inside.

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-galion/162643381712

 

 

good solid condition

 

By which physical phenomenon did rot become solid?

 

 

 

 

I have been told...

 

Oh please do go and fuck a duck.

[Junkman]

Since I'll have to die eventually anyway, I'd like to do it in style.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/barnfind-trialscar-special/272817969356

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hotrod-Ratrod-custom-Jeep-Willys/152675189421

 

 

Hotrod Ratrod custom

 

You forgot "Barn Find".

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA-3-0L-MK1-GHIA-AUTOMATIC-1977-ROMAN-BRONZE-BEIGE-INTERIOR/192286655158

 

 

 

RE ADVERTISED DUE TO TIME WASTERS

 

Those banger racers aren't like they used to be.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Sterling-Coupe/132304898637

 

 

 

EX CEO of Rover's as First Owner

 

Would he be present for me to kick his teeth in, if he still has any?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavaliar/332354790277

 

 

 

I'm not too keen on seeing Cavcraft's trousers right now.

[Junkman]

DRIFTWEPON!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-W124-Very-Rare-Black-E200-Auto/253110996272

 


Wearing matching shirts compulsory.

[Junkman]

I had no idea these exist in non fucked!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Citroen-SM-Maserati-Carburator-Manual-Ready-to-drive-away/162643303705

 

 

LHM fluid drained and replaced

 

It drained again, I replaced it again...

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-AUSTIN-A40-FARINA-MK1-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT-72-000-MILES-ON-THE-ROAD/391870943532

[Junkman]

I'd still jump every time I see its reflection in a shop window.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Ford-Crown-Victoria-P71/332354767514

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Herald-pick-up-project-no-reserve-TPH-reg-no-hot-rod-kit-car/162643267740

 

It probably wasn't even fucked before he went berserk on it.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W123-300D-Classic-Car/263162946247

 

 

Wouldnt take a lot to become a desirable classic.

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

How about a round of wheel cover frisbee at the next Shitefest - if it isn't in Lincolnshire?
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-uno-45-mk1-classic-car/222622063581