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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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AUTOSHYTE FOTO AWARD GOES TO THIS UTTER GOAT FONDLING WANK NUGGET. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-cf/252998132508?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

 

some one has put a six cylinder diesel nissan engine in and auto box engine has bent valves and valve seats missing

So that was a good idea how?

 

 

the van dose not have a ignishion lock button start

Nice grasp of English....

 

But the photos are EPICALLY SHIT

 

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  • clayts450, Cavcraft and Bianconeri
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Should one find one's replica kit does not fit, simply cut it open using a rusty craft knife, shove some 2x2 in and throw some fucking crocodile clips into the gap. Nobody will notice' 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-355-Kit-car-Replica-Unfinished-Project-/222555500879?hash=item33d157714f:g:nJMAAOSwyWZZTCBT

 

'may need some other bits that I have forgotten'

 

Petrol, matches and the will to live?

LessThanEqual Rank: BL Wedge

LessThanEqual

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'Should one find one's replica kit does not fit, simply cut it open using a rusty craft knife, shove some 2x2 in and throw some fucking crocodile clips into the gap. Nobody will notice' 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-355-Kit-car-Replica-Unfinished-Project-/222555500879?hash=item33d157714f:g:nJMAAOSwyWZZTCBT

 

'may need some other bits that I have forgotten'

 

Petrol, matches and the will to live?

Ffs, another MR2 dies because of brainless idiots.

clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Fucked Metro 1.4 for buttons in Melton, £250

 

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little bit of rot on back wheel arches

 

It's fucked mate....

 

MOT history of this vehicle

Test date14 February 2017

 

Reason(s) for failure

Nearside Front Direction indicator not working (1.4.A.2c)
Nearside Front Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded to wheel (3.6.B.2c)
Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded to wheel (3.6.B.2c)
Nearside Rear rear brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.5a)
Exhaust system not adequately supported middle (7.1.1)
Offside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion wheel arch (6.1.C.1)
Nearside Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings inner & outer sills (6.1.B.2)
Offside Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings inner & outer sills (6.1.B.2)
Rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings valence (6.1.B.2)
Service brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
Rear Brakes imbalanced across an axle Axle 2 (3.7.B.5b)

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-metro-1.4-sports-/1250496547

  • oldcars and michael t
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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Lancia Gamma

MorrisItalSLX

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Marina 1.8 Special

 

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Whats with the blue interior with a green car? and the base grill in a 1.8 special? Alloys, steering wheel and cushions straight to the skip as well.

 

 

 

Some of you will notice the car is sporting a 1300 front grille, the last owner fitted it as he preferred this one over the original and i tend to agree with him. i do have the original grill to go with the car as well as a very rare TC Grille.

 

Ahh, 3 Grills, who doesn't like options!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA-1-8-SPECIAL-VERY-RARE-EARLY-CAR-/263051619290?hash=item3d3f192bda:g:ERcAAOSwcj5ZTDOO

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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All those Yanks posted by Marvin'sMom, and there isn't one at the correct price.  The Oldsmobile (a bigger car than BTB's Cutlass, btw) shouldn't even be 500 with no ticket!  Sadly, the pattern is already set, and the nearest thing to reasonable after it is the big Dodge van.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Come An' Ride Me Chopper'

 

​Come an' ride me chopper, my Frankie said to me,

​outside the gates of Clottedcream High, in 1973 

​Oooh, it's ever such a biggun, an' I 'aven't got a hat

don't fancy trying to get my leg over an' get me bum on that!

 

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But my Frank 'e persisted an' took me down my garden lane

and 'e revved up the engine to drain out my strain

we popped behind a big oak tree and he gave his bike a push

Well what 'appened next I can't explain, but his chopper went in my bush!

 

 

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Well, as I fell upon the floor ,to speak, I 'ad a job

Frankie's shopping fell out of the back and his pork sword was in my gob!

We'd been the butchers just before and everything burst out

I laughed and laughed until I cried and his special cream went up me clout!

 

​We got the bike back in the shed and he gave it one big pump

​Then he put the boost leads on his throbber and tried to get a jump

but as that wasn't working, and we didn't 'ave much time to waste

​'e showed me how to polish me gnashers, with his population paste

 

 

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So you're not too old to be given a ride, by a man from the BBC,

my Frank an' I we still go out, for ice creams by the sea

we 'ave to go on the bike though, 'is car went off the quay

an I made 'im scrap it anyway after he was with that slag, Betty

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-Dragstar-xvs-650-1997-Chopper-Cruiser-Motorcycle-/192221953116?hash=item2cc1523c5c:g:kLUAAOSw6ShZR6GB

 

 

 

 

 

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Cavcraft doing an epic job of channelling the spirit of Pam Ayres.  Epic because she's not even dead

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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I see my old Juvaquatre is back up for sale. It looks like the bloke has done a cracking job on the bodywork. It's a shame it drives so horribly. I only drove it once then flogged it as it is pretty scary.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1958-Renault-Van-Hotrod-May-px/152593755352?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

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 I also emailed about the FSO ambulance does anyone know much about it as asking him what welding it needs didn't get a very satisfactory answer.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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de fib to you?

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