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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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So the owner does not have the mental capacity to check the fuel gauge?

 

I bet that's been well looked after.

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Mr Laurence Rank: BL Wedge

Mr Laurence

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Jesus Christ that Metro ad is something else. I couldn't read more than a paragraph or two before I'd completely had enough

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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800 words where 4 ("exhaust has small hole") would suffice

 

He must have spent hours writing all that, and for what? £30 worth of scrap.

 

VERDICT: PUDDLED.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Shitting Nora the screen on that Escort is a whole new stupid. I bet that 'never got finished' when someone pointed out there's no hope in hell of getting an MOT when you can only see out of 60% of the fucking thing.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000SC-AUTOMATIC-/252672194416?hash=item3ad46fb770:g:UY4AAOSw5cNYSEPb

 

i think this is a proper "bitsa" as i'm sure those chrome beauty strips are a mark 2 items, or is it a mark 2 with a mark 1 grill?

 

but its got a boot mounted spare, et headrests and V8 hubcaps, so it looks (mostly) like a higher spec model rather than the boggo 2000 SC that it really is.

 

but a £4500, that doesn't sound especially cheap.

 

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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800 words where 4 ("exhaust has small hole") would suffice

 

Jeez, I thought I was a sub-editors nightmare.

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000SC-AUTOMATIC-/252672194416?hash=item3ad46fb770:g:UY4AAOSw5cNYSEPb

 

i think this is a proper "bitsa" as i'm sure those chrome beauty strips are a mark 2 items, or is it a mark 2 with a mark 1 grill?

 

but its got a boot mounted spare, et headrests and V8 hubcaps, so it looks (mostly) like a higher spec model rather than the boggo 2000 SC that it really is.

 

but a £4500, that doesn't sound especially cheap.

 

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I am sure Junkman will be along shortly with the list of things that are wrong with this, but is a bitsa really worth 4.5k

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Poorly made? CHECK

British?  CHECK

Reputation for breakdowns? CHECK

Modified by utter ChimpRimmer?  CHECK

£22,500?  CHECK FFS

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TVR-Chimaera-Wide-Arch-RestoMod-/262492802636?hash=item3d1dca4e4c%3Ag%3AoPwAAOSwmtJXaWvV

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What the ACTUAL fuck? How to make a good looking car look like a cheap kit? 

 

Truly awful.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Wibble, 505 inastate. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-505-GR-PETROL-ESTATE/192039363039?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Dc92cf5b398a64853bb5e2722804725f3%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D262737427927

 

 

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