Supernaut Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1968-DODGE-POWER-WAGON-W200-4X4-CREWCAB-PICKUP-AWESOME-CUMMINS-6BT-TRUCK-/192052592714?hash=item2cb73a004a:g:2wIAAOSw2xRYUFGd HNNNNGH! I really really need £6k right now. Lacquer Peel 1
Zantimisfit Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 Marina BOGOF 1500 quid http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-Morris-Marinas-1-Saloon-and-1-estate-Spares-repairs-project-/332057273486?hash=item4d5027e48e:g:oHIAAOSwux5YSZpf One is a spares car - cant guess which one oldcars, danthecapriman, Conrad D. Conelrad and 1 other 4
wuvvum Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 Another parts section Roewe. M'coli, RoadworkUK, Snipes and 2 others 5
Snipes Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 Another parts section Roewe. 2.0 8 valve carb! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-800-825-827-/282285505340 RoadworkUK, M'coli, Lacquer Peel and 2 others 5
Snipes Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291969477709 -If you can live with the boredom this looks like it could be a bargain. MOT history is clean as a whistle with nothing but worn consumables Banger Kenny 1
cort16 Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 Jaguar XJ comes with FREE 1 Bedroom apartment in Falkirk Town Centre New windows, front door - back door, kitchen, bathroom, flooring. Original internal doors have been refurbished and look amazing. are we still talking about the car? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ-comes-with-FREE-1-Bedroom-apartment-in-Falkirk-Town-Centre-/302164756383?hash=item465a6c479f:g:dmwAAOSwux5YTxgJ Conrad D. Conelrad and gm 2
Snipes Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122250551327 - I love this. 2.0 v6, 113k miles, Deep Sea Green Interior and £700. Even the 2.5s insurance is cheaper than those 626s (for me at least). oldcars and Barry Cade 2
New POD Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 This is a bit of a beauty. I wouldn't ruin it by putting horses George Clark anywhere near it. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Ford-D-series-classic-horsebox-BARN-FIND-drives-only-24-000-mls-from-new-/112236126399?hash=item1a21cb60bf:g:2JoAAOSwCEdYUDKv Fixed that for you. What it doesn't need is turning into an amazing space or some sort of mobile public house for use at Black Tie and Ballgown Type festivals. Lacquer Peel, Jerzy Woking and Louise2cv 3
garethj Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 Curvy coupes with sharp creases. It's like a soft cheese with shards of cracker hidden inside to harm the careless dairy scoffer. Here are some examples that I'd happily have before bedtime without the worry of getting nightmares. Ford Cougar. Not a Puma it's true, but at least it's not a Probe (snigger) and definitely not a Kuga. Being based on a Mondeo is a good thing I'd have thought.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cougar-2-5-V6-Long-MOT-Low-Miles-Recent-clutch-Good-Condition-/282291561314?hash=item41b9e36362:g:iE8AAOSwEzxYPdE- Toyota Celica, I much prefer the one like this with no boot spoiler. This one is £1200 but it's only got 47k on the clock!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-vvti-very-low-milleage-/201732248474?hash=item2ef82dd39a:g:-DoAAOSw4GVYPLDS They did a V6 version of this which I bet is all kinds of fun on budget tyres, this is the 2 litre but it's still several years newer than any car I've ever owned, has 76k on the clock and costs less than 2 iPhones.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-55-HYUNDAI-COUPE-2-0-SE-IN-RED-76670-MILES-TIDY-NICE-SPEC-CHEAP-CAR-/291903725427?hash=item43f6d15f73:g:aMAAAOSwYIxX~mSc Lacquer Peel, Snipes and Walter White 3
MarvinsMom Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAESTRO-VAN-LEDBURY-WHITE-1-3-WITH-5-SPEED-MANUAL-GEARBOX-NO-RESERVE-AUCTION-/332056409382?hash=item4d501ab526:g:FhYAAOSwA3dYSHqy some hot ledbury maestro van, 1300, 5-speed, shit hub caps and so much want.... a good one of these too by the look of it. for some reason i always prefered the maestro van over the escrot or ashtray ones. oldcars, Braddon81 and Snipes 3
AMC Rebel Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 HNNNNGH! I really really need £6k right now.The gearbox is fucked - does that help? The doors aren't long for this world either
STUNO Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Unsalted Marina NZ$4000.00 http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/morris/auction-1199829565.htm It's a Marina so it"s in this thread. holbeck, richardthestag, Squire_Dawson and 2 others 5
STUNO Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Another one, and only 3 times the price, but it does have an extra carburettorand a rev counter. http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/morris/auction-1215931192.htm It is a Marina, so it too is in this thread holbeck, Vim Fuego and oldcars 3
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 I will pay £10 to anyone who can read this complete advert without killing themselves from boredom http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ROVER-114-SLI-SILVER-great-runner-ANY-test-48k-genuine-mileage-VG-condit-/332059649643 Here's a taster: Exhaust - is quite recent, however, and this is I believe one true 'fault' but it is for specific reason which is a visitor will see he we have a rather undulating drive and it would scrape occasionally (low slung) and one piece of exhaust has a small hole where it would occasionally snag (only there - where the exhaust protrudes underneath - and there is no other damage) . I will leave as is rather than gungum (likely 20 quid to replace the section - looks quite easy job too) .. in fact it would almost certainly be ok with a dob of paste on that one hole - even for MOT, being the exhaust is otherwise in great nick. Dear god man, STFU, look, here's my money, just let me out Fan belt - or more correctly i think it is water pump belt - has been squeeking a bit lately - cam cover is off in case it carrys on and can be inspected. Cam cover is off? I don't think it is, but this guy is clearly a total lunatic so it might be I guess. Springer, Lacquer Peel, Conrad D. Conelrad and 4 others 7
Supernaut Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 What's going on with the air intake on that? They've got the filter sitting in the open air box, with the hose from the intake manifold just flailing around, not even attached to the air box anyway.
spartacus Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Fuck me, I couldn't even lie about it for the tenner!I've read through some of the tripe that Junkman finds but this beats the lot, hands down, by two thirds of the way through I was just scanning the text for relevant words...Total and utter bollocks, Bollox. Junkman 1
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 800 words where 4 ("exhaust has small hole") would suffice brickwall 1
castros_bro Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Banger Kenny, brickwall, Junkman and 1 other 4
Negative Creep Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 When you look this good you don't need to see anything http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/escort-mk4-van-highly-modified-hydraulics-/272482422029?hash=item3f7137cd0d:g:ZVsAAOSwImRYTYjA&clk_rvr_id=1140125249585&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true Conrad D. Conelrad, strangeangel, Junkman and 4 others 7
Supernaut Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 140hp from a 1.8td? BWAHAHAHAHA! Lacquer Peel 1
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 I would love to crack the screen in that escort van Junkman and oldcars 2
scruff Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Don't all rush at once Conrad D. Conelrad, brickwall and strangeangel 3
Supernaut Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 So the owner does not have the mental capacity to check the fuel gauge? I bet that's been well looked after. strangeangel and Lacquer Peel 2
oldcars Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Didnt know Securitas moved on from Escort vans to Mercs. rml2345 1
Rave Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-total-rust-bucket-wont-start-no-MOT-requires-optimistic-buyer/222344285681?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D58d6ecdf79b44709bbcd4a3534c32834%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D182387625106#viTabs_0 "Requires optimistic buyer"
Mr Laurence Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Jesus Christ that Metro ad is something else. I couldn't read more than a paragraph or two before I'd completely had enough
strangeangel Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 800 words where 4 ("exhaust has small hole") would suffice He must have spent hours writing all that, and for what? £30 worth of scrap. VERDICT: PUDDLED.
Alexg Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Shitting Nora the screen on that Escort is a whole new stupid. I bet that 'never got finished' when someone pointed out there's no hope in hell of getting an MOT when you can only see out of 60% of the fucking thing. oldcars 1
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