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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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cars for sale

 

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its sold as seen with no warranty having said this i took the car to heathrow last month with no problems

 

Item location: Harwich

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Any Probe love?

 

Nope, effing horrible things.

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vaughant Rank: Lancia Gamma

vaughant

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Nope, effing horrible things.

Agreed, absolute rubbish.

 

Seem to have quite a few issues as well, pretty worthless from the day they were made. Guy I worked with had one and I resprayed it for him to an absolutely mint standard. Sadly he didn't grasp the concept that just because your car isn't worth £1000 the bill to get it fully painted (door shuts the lot) will still come to more than the value of your vehicle.

Tried complaining about the most ridiculous things trying to get money off but in the end paid then subsequently never spoke to me again.

Job must have been ok though as we were inundated with work from it!!!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'You just can't loose'

 

My bowels can when the see the state of it

 

'it can only go up and up in value'

 

Classified Ad price: £2,495.00
 
​How? How can you possibly make a £300, shagged out old Sherpa that needs £2,000's worth of work to be worth £895 go up in value?
 
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Stupid & Co Mechanicals, how can I help?

 

'Yeah, can you do engine conversions? I'd like to go to a massive amount of trouble for a ridiculous gain, can you do that?'

 

See you Thursday, mate...

 

 

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'has had a Rover 100 floorpan and subframe grafted in with an 1100 k series engine'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-4-door-front-wheel-drive-/332061783837?hash=item4d506cb71d:g:GtgAAOSwA3dYRw3D​

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And the crowds say BO SELECTA

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FIAT-UNO-Selecta-8-600-miles-from-new-/142211016041?hash=item211c6fe569:g:EjAAAOSwA3dYTCeL

 

 

8,600 miles only from new, £2,950

 

'stored it away to prevent it from being molested by students

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-v8-/192052599244

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Selling because of DVLA i had enough with them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought in january the car and i haven't got the V5 since then  if you happy to fight with them do it!!!!

 

I wouldn't have any problem with that whatsoever.

 

 

collection within 48 hours after auction

 

Now that I find rather difficult, however.

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Wolelseloleolsoely Six, needs a few bits bolting back on but it's all there.

 

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Insert mandatory numberplate joke...

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Dinglebrain Kwolitee Used Cars, how may I help?
 
I'm looking for a cheap '56 Continental MKII.
 
Step right this way, sir. Only £6,500 for you, sir:
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Continental-MKII-1-of-only-3000-made-The-most-expensive-car-in-1956-/291971230086
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Ooooh, that's lush. 6.5 bags you say? Where is the catch?
 
There isn't actually one, apart from the above picture merely being clickbait.
What we are actually selling is this dismal piece of shit:
 
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Oh. Errr...
 


I had quite a journey with importing this vehicle.

 
Well, that is hardly my problem, is it? Why are you telling me this?

 

I was told that the guy we bought it off inherited the car from his dad who bought it new in 1956. I cannot back this up with evidence but it's what I was told.

 
I was told you are a total dolt and contrary to you, I can back this up with evidence.
 

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