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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If this car were a horse it'd have just been taken outside to be shot

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-DOOR-3DR-FORD-SIERRA-RS500-COSWORTH-SHELL-OR-REPLICA-RALLY-CAR-ETC-/142205772662?hash=item211c1fe376:g:GxMAAOSwux5YSYP0

 

'THIS WOULD MAKE A GOOD RS500 COSWORTH RE-SHELL'

 

No it wouldn't, it'd make a good 1.6 3 door with dangly mirrors, not some fucking stupid 'whale tailed' bubble arched bag of bollocks with a stolen engine.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Rover 75 1.8T Club [READ DESCRIPTION]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-1-8T-Club-READ-DESCRIPTION-/252672288522?hash=item3ad471270a:g:jQgAAOSwnHZYSFeu

 

Recently developed a coolant pressure problem (pressure building up in the cooling system even though coolant is at correct level, can hear hissing every time you open the coolant lid, liquid escaping through the lid at times after driving).

 

 

I need to go! you see my wife is having an extremely heavy flow...

 

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Does look minty cleen tho

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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1996 MG MGF 1.8I VVC GREEN

"NO PREVIOUS OWNERS" VERY LOW MILEAGE EXCELLENT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-MG-MGF-1-8I-VVC-GREEN-NO-PREVIOUS-OWNERS-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-EXCELLENT-/282256601682

 

Tell me more?

 

ONLY DONE 32K MILEAGE ONE OWNER FROM NEW SEE IMAGE OF V5.
 
NEEDS A CLUTCH...RUNNING ORDER...GREAT TYRES AND NEW BATTERY.
NO MOT ...

 

 

So not really excellent and how do you shag out a clutch on one of these in 32k miles?

 

THIS IS NOT YOUR USUAL MG 

 

 

FFS ! I need to go! you see my wife is having an extremely heavy flow...

 

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I thought it was Junkman? Anyway, the Mayflower might be the only two door car to have rear quarterlights. I can't think of another.

 

There were these.... 

 

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1950 Ford tudor.    I think someone thought these doors were wobbed up on a previous Ebay Tat Thread listing. 

 

Understandable, its a bonkers design.    Which is why I want one.

 

 

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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This is (not) wonderfully appealing

 

Full marks for the equal ops policy of getting a blind or partially sighted person to do the pics

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RECOVERY-TRUCK/162311164840

 

So, where is this, bargain situated, oh hurrah!

 

WE ARE ON THE ISLE OF WIGHT SO WINNING BIDDER WILL HAVE TO GET FERRY OVER TO COLLECT TRUCK,

 

 

IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A CHEAP OLD TRUCK IT WOULD NOT TAKE LONG TO PAY FOR ITSELF!

 

 

 Well not if your definition of "not long" is "an infinite amount of time", no.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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MEGA_LOLZ at the way someone's cobbled the beavertail end of the back onto that.

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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Apparently the last MOT for the questionable Mini expired in 2014. 

 

Do they really get that rotten so quick?! Or is that more proof it isn't what it seems?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I have to say with these Porsche Covin copies I find it hard to tell them from original 911's.

 

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Well, until you put the bonnet up anyway. Ford CVH powered 911, take that to pebble beech.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROJECT-1973-PORSCHE-911-WIDE-BODY-COVAN-WITH-V5-ID-OLD-UK-MOTS-/201744650961?hash=item2ef8eb12d1:g:pk8AAOSwEzxYSoI7

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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^^^Did the rear main windows wind down?

 

Those pre aircon era yanks were designed for maximum ventilation ability.

Usually all windows were downwindable, there were vent windows everywhere and big air vents in the dashboards and kick panels.

buckbuckbuckie Rank Morris Ital

buckbuckbuckie

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That's very near me. I have nowhere to keep it though. WANT.

 

Rent you some storage in Buckie?!

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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If this car were a horse it'd have just been taken outside to be shot

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-DOOR-3DR-FORD-SIERRA-RS500-COSWORTH-SHELL-OR-REPLICA-RALLY-CAR-ETC-/142205772662?hash=item211c1fe376:g:GxMAAOSwux5YSYP0

 

'THIS WOULD MAKE A GOOD RS500 COSWORTH RE-SHELL'

 

No it wouldn't, it'd make a good 1.6 3 door with dangly mirrors, not some fucking stupid 'whale tailed' bubble arched bag of bollocks with a stolen engine.

 

I disagree. It needs a V8, and Banded Steel wheels.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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I disagree. It needs a V8, and Banded Steel wheels.

 

Needs a 1.3 for total misery spec.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Apparently the last MOT for the questionable Mini expired in 2014. 

 

Do they really get that rotten so quick?! Or is that more proof it isn't what it seems?

 

The one's I looked at with 12 months MOT, all had dubious amounts of rot, and the one's I've owned (4 in total between 1988 and 2011) would probably fail an MOT 3 weeks after passing one. The rust just reappeared like cancer somewhere else on the car, plus if you put a biscuit tin over the rust it lasts about 3 months.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Needs a 1.3 and an automatic box for total misery spec.

 

Fixed that for you.

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