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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Always wanted one of these when I was a lad.

 

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When the guy finished building this, surely he stood back and said. "Fuck me that looks shit".?

 

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Only problem is that it's located in another country with a much better football team than us.

Wales ?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Range-Rover-/262496174985?hash=item3d1dfdc389:g:0HwAAOSwzJ5XbO4e

 

This is Exactly the same price as a the Buy to let mortgage I have on a house just around the corner from this.

 

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http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/1W8AAOSwzJ5XbO5U/$_57.JPG

 

Quote : FULL PAN ROOF TILT AND SLIDE !!! BLACK STELPH WHEELS LIMITED EDITION !!! FULLY COLOUR CODED BY LAND ROVER £5000 EXTRA !!! DEPLOYABLE SIDE STEPS £3000 EXTRA !!!

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Only problem is that it's located in another country with a much better football team than us.

Do you mean Wales?

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When I found that parked up in Milton Keynes in February I was impressed enough to write a short novella on it.

 

Sadly, my story was better than the apparent and inevitable reality. 

 

EDIT: he's actually linked to my story in the advert! He read it and commented.

 

"hi, very nice bit of fiction.

your actually not a million miles away from the truth....

I bought it off a landowner who had retired the hearse from his fleet.

I bought it with the intention of making it a pickup. The thing was built properly , as its actually Lead loaded filler in the rear. The roof was a rough effort as I planned to use a 800 saloon roof panel , but the all have sunroofs!

I build choppers, bobbers and custom bike so the low loading height makes life easy.

the tailgate is the original part with the glass section removed and a steel top welded in, it unbolts with two bolts and the bumper section comes off.

the twin exhausts are both functional, and are from a Honda vtr1000 bike.

I'm 6' and fit fine , leg and head room is great.

it goes great , does 30mpg on a run and gets looks, photos and videos whilst driving!!

cheers..Andy @ Murraybuilt Custom Bikes."

 

Actually seems an alright bloke to be fair.

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Yeah, you may scoff, but I see the seller also has a Ferrari, so who's laughing now?

 

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There is no kitchen unit as it was not sturdy and not attached to the wall so I had it removed. 

 

Eh? how does that work?  Like - "hello is that acme odd jobs?, yes, what it is, I need you to come and remove an unstable kitchen unit from the interior of my storage caravan.......yes it is an urgent job, can you get round immediately? I mean it's not sturdy at all"

 

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Despite there being no window nothing has gotten wet with keeping it covered. I have had things stored right underneath the window during rain and snow and they have remained dry.

 

 

WIndows? we don't need no steeekin windows

 

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I do not have a key for the caravan but it can still be locked. Would benefit from having a new door and locks.

 

 

So which is it Einstein? Does it need the locks or is your magical locking method superior to old fashioned things likes doors, locks, keys etc?  FFS, presumably I could climb in through the friggin hole where the window was anyway. 

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captain_70s Rank: Lancia Gamma

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So which is it Einstein? Does it need the locks or is your magical locking method superior to old fashioned things likes doors, locks, keys etc?  FFS, presumably I could climb in through the friggin hole where the window was anyway. 

 

I imagine he locks it from the inside and then climbs out the hole where the window was, at this point he casually strolls away infinitely confident in his caravan's level of security.

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