eBay tat volume 3.

[Dead_E23]

Sit in this opposite your local Carolina Fried Chicken all night imagining yourself to be a 70s cop on stake out.

 

(Or, back in reality, plucking up the courage to drive it home and face the music)..

 

The embedded video is worth a watch for the soundtrack.  Impatient types go to 1:12.

[Asimo]

That XJS has 3 fails and 4 advisories for rot in the last ten years. Hopeless as a seaside Mazda.

Which is a shame because otherwise it looks to be a nice one; a proper colour, no sunroof, stick and six, good price, low miles, not far away.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-121-1970cc-classic-car-barn-find-left-hand-drive/262479690146

 

 

We haven't tried to start it as we don't know anything about it.

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-1000mb/201603211804

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MAZDA-323-BF-TWR-SPECIAL-RARE-RETROCAR-PROJECT-FOR-RESTORATION/201603117059

 

 

THE ENGINE THOUGH SEEMS TO BE JUST THE STD 1500cc ENGINE.. (CHEAP TAX!)

[Matt]

complete  basket case

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272278136610

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-sunny-1987-2-owners-tax-and-test-drive-away/252422467487

 

 

drive away

[Junkman]

Shit the bed!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-ORIGINAL-1971-OPEL-BLITZ-CITROEN-HY-VAN-ALTERNATIVE/222150613627

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolomite-Sprint-/131852386756

 

 

I'm sure with a battery and new fuel...

[Felly Magic]

Iso Fidia, never even heard of it. Ugly bugger ain't it? 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Iso-Fidia-for-Restoration-/112025280379?hash=item1a153a1f7b:g:l~oAAOSwd2xXQXPT

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4TL-/322156812206

[Junkman]

Iso Fidia, never even heard of it. Ugly bugger ain't it? 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Iso-Fidia-for-Restoration-/112025280379?hash=item1a153a1f7b:g:l~oAAOSwd2xXQXPT

 

 

It's an old friend:

 

 

Currently turning into an eBay whore apparently.

[spartacus]

Have we had this yet?

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331883408574

 

Sorry, but I haven't fathomed out how to post a link with a picture.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-OPEL-MANTA-BERLINETTA-WHITE-/282071884738

 

 

Interesting project depending on what you want to do with it

 

Scrapping it?

[Junkman]

My want-O-metre just went into the brown range.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Humber-Sceptre-Singer-Hillman-Barn-Find-Patina-/122019641847

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEAT-850-/162109068926

 

 

Item location: Stockport

 

I'm running out of excuses.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1933-MORRIS-OXFORD-16-GREEN-/282071752214

 

 

believed to have a Rolls Royce Bulkhead.

[Junkman]

Jayzers...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Biscayne-/282072092687

 

Want!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ROVER-820-I-AUTO-rare-in-this-condition-honest-car-worth-preserving-/182175570527

 

 

As always Avsco Ltd trys to be honest

 

Why does it just try? Wouldn't just being it be much simpler?

[Felly Magic]

Have we had this yet? Left hooker, and a feckin diesel!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Lancia-Thema-Stationwagon-TD-LHD-/291773353550?hash=item43ef0c0e4e:g:0UwAAOSwoJZXRdwL

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELISTED-Rover-P6-2000SC-Series-One-1965-Classic-Car-ITS-A-RUNNER/142023186000

 

OK, even I would probably replace the tyres, but I do not wish this to be painted.

[Supernaut]

Jayzers...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Biscayne-/282072092687

 

Want!

Straight 6? Fail.

[Junkman]

I think we haven't had enough Gammas on here lately.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Lancia-Gamma-coupe-BARN-FIND-very-good-condition-55-000-mls-/122019824422

 

In this one, I wouldn't even have to reserve my seat by putting a towel on it:

 

[Junkman]

Betfred is currently doing a 500/1 for this to remain unmolested.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEVROLET-C10-350-RARE-MANUAL-REGISTERED-SORTED-DRIVE-AWAY-/131852661527

[Junkman]

Time to launch an Autoshite banger team?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-mk7-body-/252430032910

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Mk2-VW-Golf-Project-/162109227857

 

 

i can't afford to pay for storage so i'm having to sell it!!!

 

Selling a car to be able to pay for storage is pretty much the antidote to the Autoshite paradigm.

Besides, it's pretty daft. A bit like selling one's car to be able to buy petrol.

[wuvvum]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEAT-850-/162109068926

 

 

I'm running out of excuses.

There was one of these at the Kings Lynn auction today.  Same colour and everything.  Still on Spanish plates though.

[Junkman]

The dream:

 

 

The reality:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Buick-Riviera-1967-Muscle-Car-Low-Rider-Hot-Rod-No-Reserve-for-restoration-/231983665341

 

Oh, wait...

[Junkman]

Look at this Shitefest sexbomb!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-SIERRA-GLX-SILVER-/351763241270

 

 

Item location: Lincolnshire

 

OK, that's me out.

[JeeExEll]

This listing (plus link) was brought to my attention. Bidding has ended but you can still see and read the listing at the moment.

Read it all.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-PIECE-OF-EXCREMENT-ONLY-SELLING-AS-MY-WIFE-HAS-LEFT-ME-/291787514817